(Muahahaha! I'm high on sugar and I have a free period in class. So, beware my typing!)
Once upon a time, there was a shepherd boy named Lance. He was bored as he watched the sheep-
"I am not cool with this." Lance said crossly.
Oh come on. I hate you, Lance, and you would so pull a trick like this.
"And why do you hate me?"
You separate my Kiotr pairing!
So to amuse himself, he took a deep breath and cried, "Sabretooth! Sabretooth!" The men from the village ran to the boy's aid, but when they got there and didn't see Sabretooth, they got angry. Lance laughed at their angry faces.
"I don't know whether or not to be surprised you would do something like this, Lance." Kitty grumbled. Lance threw up his arms. "Oh come on, Kitty!" He pleaded. "And he isn't denying it..." Piotr said from where he was sitting, completely amused.
"Don't yell for help when you don't need it, rock head." The villagers grumbled as they went back to their work.
Later, Lance tried it again. "Sabretooth! Sabretooth!" He yelled. The villagers came back, and when they saw no Sabretooth, they became extremely angry when they headed back, amusing Lance even more.
Kitty, stop having a love spat with your ex. Its interrupting the story.
Kitty glared and phased Lance back from the wall. "I don't know if I wanna be let out." Lance said nervously.
Later that afternoon, he did actually see the Sabretooth approaching the flock. "Its Sabretooth! He's here! Really!" He yelled in fright. But the villagers just ignored him, thinking it was another prank.
He kept yelling, and still no one came. When Sabretooth got bored of chasing sheep, he started chasing around the shepherd boy.
When the villagers wondered what was keeping Lance, they headed up. The sheep were all gone, save for a few bones, and Lance looked like he had the crap beat out of him.
Sabretooth! I told you not to actually beat him up!
Sabretooth shrugged. "I got bored. Want some mutton?"
I'll take it.
Kitty scooted far away from where Sabretooth was sitting. "Don't even ask." She said, majorly creeped. Sabretooth shrugged. "More for me then."
The men took Lance back and bandaged him up. "We'll look for the left over sheep in the morning." Xavier said. "No one believes a liar, even when he tells the truth!"
THE END
Lance glared as he clung the icepack to his face. "I hate you all." He grumbled.
Hey, in the first version I heard when I was a kid, the wolf killed the shepherd boy. The most recent version he was just crying. I mixed them.
Kitty shrugged. "Well, I'm out. See you guys later." Piotr set his book down and stood up. "Would you like to go for a soda with me?" He asked quickly. Kitty blinked in surprise, then smiled. "Sure, Piotr." They walked out.
(See you guys later! Remember to review, and send out a couple suggestions- I have a small list and Wikipedia had an entire list of old fairy tales, but it probably won't last too long. Bye byes!)