Yes, I KNOW it's past Christmas, but I was busy. Oh yeah, I'm calling myself Ali-chan in this.
Valmont's Very Merry Christmas
Valmont glared at his reflection in the mirror, or rather, the Dragon face over his reflection.
"Shendu, it's almost CHRISTMAS right now. Hurry up with the Demon releasing!"
Suddenly his face contorted and his eyes glowed red.
"Patience, Valmont! Opening Demon Portals take time! And what is this 'Christmas' that you speak of?"
"You don't know what Christmas is, Shendu?" Ratso asked as he, Finn, Chao, and Hack Foo entered the room to hear Shendu's last remark.
"There was no such thing as this 'Christmas' you call the last time I checked," Shendu's voice growled from Valmont's mouth. The blood-red eyes suddenly faded into pale blue eyes as Valmont asked "And how long ago was that, Shendu?"
Red eyes again.
"Five thousand years ago."
Valmont opened his mouth to reply when he started to feel a faint buzz. It had been going on for the last five minutes, but it was barely before. Now it was getting stronger, making his bones hum to the core, and getting stronger every minute. Valmont, Ratso, Finn, and Hack Foo all collapsed on the ground, barely standing the buzz. Suddenly with a POOF the buzzing stopped and everyone was enveloped in a light bluish-silver fog. Everyone started coughing and by the time the fog cleared, a figure in red stood in the middle of the room.
"Ho ho-ARH!!! STUPID PILLOW!!!" The figure screamed as a pillow under the red jacket trimmed with white fuzz fell out. Shendu/Valmont and everyone else stared. They had never seen anyone else like her, or never will. She was wearing a santa suit with a pillow under it to make her look 'fat', but the pillow, as they could see, just kept on falling out. She had a fluffy white beard on her chin that was pulled down, a Santa hat at a crooked angle, and a...GIANT BAG FULL OF TOYS!!!
"YAY!" Ratso cheered and immidietly dived in it, pulling out various kinds of toys.
"Ooo! A Gameboy Advance! And Mario Advance! And... YAY!!! IT'S BARBIE'S BEETLE!!" He immidietly pulled a Barbie dressed in bright pink from somewhere, and started driving her around in the pink Beetle. The girl now took out a light blue pen and started shaking it. When that didn't work she began stomping on it.
"Um... Who are you? And what are you doing?" Valmont asked.
"I'm Ali-chan. I'm a authoress who's going around for Christmas as Santa Claus. I'm stomping on my authoress pen because I think it's broken." She said as she kept on stomping on her pen. Suddenly it shot out a turquise-blue beam at Barbie, frying her to crisp.
"WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Ratso bawled. Ali-chan stared at the pen.
"It's broken!" She declared.
"And how do you know that?" Hak Foo asked.
"It's not supposed to do that. So that means..." at this she ran over to Valmont and hugged him. Hard. "...I GET TO STAY WITH YOU!!!"
Valmont looked like he was going to die. Or maybe it was the lack of Oxygen.
Valmont's Very Merry Christmas
Valmont glared at his reflection in the mirror, or rather, the Dragon face over his reflection.
"Shendu, it's almost CHRISTMAS right now. Hurry up with the Demon releasing!"
Suddenly his face contorted and his eyes glowed red.
"Patience, Valmont! Opening Demon Portals take time! And what is this 'Christmas' that you speak of?"
"You don't know what Christmas is, Shendu?" Ratso asked as he, Finn, Chao, and Hack Foo entered the room to hear Shendu's last remark.
"There was no such thing as this 'Christmas' you call the last time I checked," Shendu's voice growled from Valmont's mouth. The blood-red eyes suddenly faded into pale blue eyes as Valmont asked "And how long ago was that, Shendu?"
Red eyes again.
"Five thousand years ago."
Valmont opened his mouth to reply when he started to feel a faint buzz. It had been going on for the last five minutes, but it was barely before. Now it was getting stronger, making his bones hum to the core, and getting stronger every minute. Valmont, Ratso, Finn, and Hack Foo all collapsed on the ground, barely standing the buzz. Suddenly with a POOF the buzzing stopped and everyone was enveloped in a light bluish-silver fog. Everyone started coughing and by the time the fog cleared, a figure in red stood in the middle of the room.
"Ho ho-ARH!!! STUPID PILLOW!!!" The figure screamed as a pillow under the red jacket trimmed with white fuzz fell out. Shendu/Valmont and everyone else stared. They had never seen anyone else like her, or never will. She was wearing a santa suit with a pillow under it to make her look 'fat', but the pillow, as they could see, just kept on falling out. She had a fluffy white beard on her chin that was pulled down, a Santa hat at a crooked angle, and a...GIANT BAG FULL OF TOYS!!!
"YAY!" Ratso cheered and immidietly dived in it, pulling out various kinds of toys.
"Ooo! A Gameboy Advance! And Mario Advance! And... YAY!!! IT'S BARBIE'S BEETLE!!" He immidietly pulled a Barbie dressed in bright pink from somewhere, and started driving her around in the pink Beetle. The girl now took out a light blue pen and started shaking it. When that didn't work she began stomping on it.
"Um... Who are you? And what are you doing?" Valmont asked.
"I'm Ali-chan. I'm a authoress who's going around for Christmas as Santa Claus. I'm stomping on my authoress pen because I think it's broken." She said as she kept on stomping on her pen. Suddenly it shot out a turquise-blue beam at Barbie, frying her to crisp.
"WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!" Ratso bawled. Ali-chan stared at the pen.
"It's broken!" She declared.
"And how do you know that?" Hak Foo asked.
"It's not supposed to do that. So that means..." at this she ran over to Valmont and hugged him. Hard. "...I GET TO STAY WITH YOU!!!"
Valmont looked like he was going to die. Or maybe it was the lack of Oxygen.