Well, i've finally had a brainwave and come up with a fic! It's probably not that good, but i've already amazed myself by ACTUALLY writing this thing. So go forth and read, and hopefully enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: Obviously I don't own any of the characters or themes of Azumanga Daioh, if I did, i'd be too busy rolling around in my money to write this.

The Pervert, The Officer, The Hero Part 1

Another day. Another day at Azumanga High school. However, for Officer Kimura, another day of investigating. For you see, the "perverted" Sensei Kimura was, in fact, an undercover police officer, following the activities of a suspected child rapist, one Akita Tonomibe, or Tonomibe-Sensei to the many students.

Now, you may be saying to yourselves, "Kimura is the child rapist here!" well, Officer Kimura is a rather clever man, Tonomibe had suspected the police had suspicions about him, and what better way to catch a child rapist than act like one? So he took on the role of a High School girl obsessed teacher to rid him of Tonomibe's suspicions.

"Damn it, I wish people took the time to put their Garbage in a bin" thought Kimura, picking up a discarded juice carton and binning it. That's when Tonomibe showed up "Hey!" Tonomibe greeted, walking at a rather quick pace towards the suspicious officer "What do you want?" Kimura replied, trying to hide the animosity he held for the man in front of him. "Umm...i've been watching you, and couldn't help notice that we hold...similar interests" Tonomibe said in a hushed tone.

"Well...what interests would these be?" Kimura asked suspiciously, now fully interested into what the man had to say "I've noticed that we both have an interest in the rather lovely females of the student population" Tonomibe said with a sly grin on his face. "Yes, they're all beautiful girls" replied Kimura, putting on a grin. "What do you say we...have a little fun with one of the...less intelligent beauties here?" Tonomibe proposed, now fully serious. "That sounds fun, who is it?" Kimura asked, preparing to arrest the Man then and there. "Wait, think! We're in a wide open area with a wide variety of exits! Wait till the time is right!" Kimura made up his plan in his head.

"Well, the beauty in question is that Tomo Takino, from what I understand she also gets bad grade in your Classical Literature class" Tonomibe said, now with a full on smile. "Yeah, she isn't the brightest spark in the class, but certainly beautiful!" Kimura said rather excitedly. "Come over to my room after school, she's coming in for some remedial Maths, if you know what I mean" Tonomibe said "I'll be there! Don't hog her all now!" Kimura said jokingly.

Now in full stride to his classroom where he'd spend the last two periods of the day, he was finally ready to haul in that sick bastard Tonomibe. Tonomibe was gonna have a nice surprise in his "Remedial Maths" With miss Takino.

4:15 PM – Class 1

"Ah, miss Takino, i'm glad you're here! I was beginning to think you'd decided to skip this little help session!" Tonomibe said in a cheery voice "No sir! If I skipped this then my fat friend Yomi would've just forced me to come anyway! She's one of those...obsessed people, she's a diet addict you know!" Young Tomo loudly replied to her Mathematics Sensei.

"ACHOO!" One Koyomi Mizuhara sneezed rather out of the blue. "You don't have a cold, do you Miss Yomi?" Little Chiyo-chan asked her bespectacled friend "No, it's probably nothing" Yomi reassured Chiyo as they left school.

"W...What're you doing here Kimura-Sensei???" Tomo asked rather frantically as the "perverted" Classical Literature teacher entered the Maths room, "Me and Tonomibe-Sensei decided to split this session in two, we'll be studying Classical Lit as well" Kimura lied rather well as Tonomibe winked at him and motioned for him to distract Tomo.

"So...Tomo, how're you and your friends these days?" Kimura said, giving his "Open Mouthed" look "Umm...we're doing fine...Kimura-Sensei" Tomo answered rather freaked out at the mans open mouth.

The door was now locked, courtesy of Tonomibe. He moved up behind Tomo, who was busy being freaked out by Kimura to notice him "Gotcha!" He shouted as he grabbed her from behind, covering her mouth in the process. Tomo kicked wildly, but to no avail, as Tonomibe's powerful grip held firm over her torso.

"I'm sure your Grades will go up after we're done with you!" Tonomibe laughed wickedly as he said it. He'd taken on a different persona from the calm, gentle, helpful maths Sensei that everyone knew. "Now...let me help you take off you're shi..." He didn't manage to finish the command, as Kimura had knocked him to the ground, using a Baseball bat Tonomibe had confiscated from one of the students earlier in the day. "You're under arrest for Attempted rape of a minor, and suspected rape of 5 other minors previously, anything you say can and will be used against you in court" Kimura declared as he handcuffed him using the pair he had hidden away in his classroom cupboard.

Tomo watched all this, feeling anxious, stunned, and happy at the same time. It was ironic, in her mind, a Pervert arresting a child rapist, who would've believed it? "K...Kimura-Sensei...Arigato"

for the first time in her life, Tomo Takino, the hyper High school Wildcat, couldn't think of anything else to say.

Word quickly spread the next day, courtesy of Tomo, of Kimura apprehending Tonomibe. Kimura was no longer the terror of High school Girls. He was their teacher. They were no longer his Victims. They were his grateful Students.

Well if anyone manages to endure my terrible writing to the end and read this. Arigato Gozaimasu! Now you've read the story, please review the story. If you noticed things wrong, could you please give me advice on how to avoid them in the future?