She and Kazekage
She was a kunoichi in the sand. But she was not a sand kunoichi. She was a kunoichi not a shinobi. She belonged to the village hidden in the waterfall. But she was allergic to water. Plus, she owned a cat. Since she was allergic to water, she never took a bath. She smelled like socks. But she smelled like good socks. She wore deodorant. She had a painful past because nobody wanted to smell her. She was lonely. She accidentally killed her best friend because she forgot to wear deodorant one day. Her friend died instantly and fell into a lake where she drowned. But technically she died before she fell in.
Ever since her friend died, she cried and cried and cried. But she forgot one thing. She was allergic to water. And her tears are technically water, so her face melted off. And since she cried so much, her body melted too.
Note: this is just a random story, me and my friend, a girl, wrote. By the way I'm not insane. She is. Do not review. IT's just something I did to past the time.