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It was a rather boring day at Ashford Academy. C.C. was eating a slice of pizza, Kallen was reading a novel about lesbian sex while using the green-haired girl's lap as a head rest, and Suzaku was cutting out heart shapes from a piece of plastic.

Suddenly, Suzaku realized something. "Where the hell has Lelouch been lately?"

"I think he's been in his room this whole time..." C.C. remarked.

"For five weeks straight?! Seriously?!" Suzaku gasped.

C.C. shrugged. "The less he's around...the more time I get to spend with Kally-kins here!"

Kallen blushed and covered her face with her book, mumbling, "Please don't call me that in public..."

'Heh heh...I'm friends with lesbians...awesome sauce...' Suzaku thought, wiping away his nose bleed.

Suddenly, the door swung open, and Lelouch walked in, dark bags underneath his eyes. He was carrying a plastic bag full of square-shaped items. Holding the bag over his head, Lelouch opened it up and spilled the contents onto the floor: it was a bunch of video game cartridges.

Smirking proudly, Lelouch nodded. "...Check 'em out,"

Unsure of what to say, Suzaku leaned close and read the names out loud:

"Super Lamperouge Brothers, Super Geass Bros. Brawl, Metal Geass Solid, Metal Geass Solid 2: The Knightmare Frames of Liberty, Metal Geass Solid 3: Pizza Eater, and Metal Geass Solid 4: Guns of the Black Knights..."

Glancing up at his handsome friend, Suzaku asked, "What the hell are these, Lelouch...?"

"THEY'RE VIDEO GAMES, YOU IDIOT!!! I MADE THEM TO HELP INCREASE OUR POPULARITY SOME MORE NOW THAT THE SERIES HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED!!!" Lelouch snapped.

"You...you were making video games?!" Kallen gasped.

Lelouch nodded. "Yeah, it was hard work, but...I DID IT!!!"

Picking up the 'Super Lelouch Brothers' game, C.C. asked, "Can you tell me some more about this one?"

"Yes, well...I play as the tall, handsome and green-wearing Lamperouge brother, and Rolo is the younger, feisty and red-wearing one. Since I am obviously better than him in every way, I gave myself the ability to have a better jump, thus making it obvious to everyone that it's better to play the game as me!!! They have to save Princess Euphemia from the evil lizard king Zero!" Lelouch explained, overwhelmed by his own ingeniousness.

"...Sounds good..." Suzaku muttered.

"This one, Super Geass Bros. Brawl, is a multi-player fighting game, where you can play as everyone from myself to, well...Cheese-kun,"

C.C. gasped. "FUCK...YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!"

"These last four are my favorites, though," Lelouch told them, "In the first game, you play as me. Then, in the second one, you mainly play as Suzaku. In the third game, Pizza Eater, you'll obviously play as C.C. Then, in the 4th game, it's back to me again...Kallen is Meryl, V.V. is Liquid Snake, Rolo/Rivalz/whoever is Otacon, etc., etc...."

"...You got it all figured out, don't you?" Kallen asked suspiciously.

Lelouch nodded. "Yup! Even better...I revived Rolo!!!"

"OH MY GOD!!! REALLY?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!" Suzaku cried.

Lelouch stepped to the side, and Rolo entered the room...wearing a large pyramid-shaped helmet and carrying a giant bloody meat cleaver.

"HE'S BEEN TURNED INTO PYRAMID HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And so, things remained rather interesting at Ashford Academy for quite a while...