Halloween
Pumpkin
A loud knock sounded on the door before it was quickly opened , and a short blond stepped in wearing his usually ' Don't fuck with me today I'm not in the mood " expression on his face .
"Happy Halloween Fullmetal " Roy said blankly and tapped his fingers against the wooden table . " I came here to say I'm leaving now " Ed sharply said and Roy could easily hear the teen's foot jittery tapping against the floor .
" Alright Fullmetal , but I was hoping you would help me take these pumpkins to the meeting room , we're having an Halloween party tonight , actually I told Havoc to let you know about it " Roy said as he pointed towards seven pumpkins in the corner of the room .
"Fine " Ed rolled his eyes and walked towards the pumpkins . grabbing one he looked at the colonel who had a very amused smile on his face .In his palms he held a tiny pumpkin and his smile just grew bigger with every second passed .
"I have a question colonel ... you have here seven pumpkins , did everybody slice one ? " Ed raised his eyebrow and was about to fold his hands when he remembered he held the pumpkin in his hands .
"Actually yes" Roy grinned . " So... is this small pumpkin on your desk is your's ? " Ed asked . "That's right " Roy nodded . " Why is it so small ?! " Ed frowned , he knew something wasn't alright , the basterd colonel usually will have the biggest pumpkin .
"I like them small , they smell bad , and taking it's shit (1) out of it is a lot of work " Roy lies and Ed could see that on his face . " Why didn't you slice it yet ? " Ed walked closer to his desk and scowled when the colonel only shrugged " I did slice it Ed " .
"You did ?Will you let me have a look ? " Ed asked in a way that sounded more like an order " . " As you wish " Roy turned the pumpkin on it's side to let Ed see his design .
"What the hell is that ?! " Ed gasped to the sight in front of him . The design on the pumpkin , was his face . He looked up from the pumpkin to see a very smug smirk on the colonel's face . "I'm not that good at slicing my pumpkins alone , and this one is so small ... so I asked Armstrong to do that for me , after all this talent of slicing pumpkins is passed in his family for generations "
Roy folded his fingers together and leaned his chin on the back of his palms . Ed blinked a few times before putting the pumpkin that he held next to Roy's pumpkin on the desk and turned away .
"Fuck you ! " He growled before shutting the door angrily behind him .
Yeah .. I got this idea while slicing my mini pumpkin
1) I meant by that that taking out it's seeds it's an horrible job , and it smells so bad x(
Happy Halloween :)