This is not mine, I am just posting this for fun. Happy Halloween.
L: (walks up to Light with a bag) Trick or Treat
Light: Um…no
L: You have to, unless you want me to trick you.
Light: That's impossible.
L: NO it isn't. I'm about 75 sure you are Kira.
Light: Does that warrant you getting candy?
L: If you keep saying you're not, therefore you are.
Light: NO, I'm not!
L: Yes you are.
Light: FINE I AM, HERE'S YOUR STUPID CANDY (puts a bunch of candy in L's Bag)
L: Thank you
(Light glares at L who smiles and walks up to Misa doing the exact same thing)
Misa: Do you think that's how he gets confessions?
Light: He just uses this holiday to black mail people.
L: Trick or Treat! (walks up to Watari)