Random Academy

Warning! This is just random crap. The only reason I'm writing this is so that I can be rachiee-ivashkov's beta. I do not own vampire academy. This is my third fanfic but I don't really count the other ones so please be kind. PLEASE REVIEW^_^

CHAPTER 1: WHEN RANDOM THINGS HAPPEN

"Hey, have you read the Vampire Academy books?" Rachiee asked excitedly.

I turned towards her.

Sure I had, well, just not the second and fourth ones. Yeah that's right, I only read the first and third books, that's how awesome I am. (P.S. that's for real)

"Yeah, why?"

"I LOVE ADRIAN!!!!!" she screamed like the raving loser she was obsessed with.

Sorry Adrian fans, but I don't like the Adrian dude. (Joking^_^, me lov him!)

"Yeah and what about it?" I raised an eyebrow.

"Well, the next books coming out really soon and I'm so excited" the other girl smiled.

Her grin was so wide I could probably have fit twelve bananas in there and still have room to fit in a Mack truck. I smiled back at that.

"I Know"

"So, let's go to the bookstore and order copies today after school"

I don't know why but... I agreed.

"Alright"

Later that day.

Rachiee was chattering along beside me as we walked down the road to the bookstore. I wasn't really listening because it was probably about Adrian. I think I heard her say his eyes were awesome at least 150 times by the end of the first five minutes. I don't have a clue how someone can be obsessed like that.

Well at least...what?

Something made a retarded noise in front of me.

I looked up.

"LOOK OUT!"

Suddenly Ash Ketchup... I mean ash Ketchum and Pikachu randomly jumped out of the bush that just happened to be close by us and charged at us like psycho teddy on drugs!

"It's Jessie and James in disguise!" he yelled.

I stared at him like a freak and wondered who the hell he was calling James because; let's face it I'm the more feminine of Rachiee and me.

Yes I do realise I'm a bad friend... oh well.

"Pikachu, attack!" Ash pointed with a fake anime finger at us.

"What!?" I stuck my hands up "this is some kind of mistake!"

The yellow rat's cheeks sparked and the signature cry filled the air.

"PI-KA-CHUUU!!!"

Electricity burst from its body and zapped both me and Rachiee.

I let out a scream as we were both flung into the air like popcorn. I couldn't help but say the most ironic thing.

"TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" Rachiee just happened to say it at same time as me.

I glared at her.

What a copier, that was my line.

Out of the blue I found us being pelted by hail. Wait, why were we still flying, why was it snowing and what the fuck was up with those Pokémon cosplayer's?

I whipped up and was struck straight in the face by a massive water balloon.

What the fuck? A water balloon, where the hell did that come from?

Suddenly I found my eyelids getting heavy, my vision blurred. I closed my eyes and everything went dark…

I blinked open my eyes at the worst moment possible. I was somehow still falling, except now I couldn't see a thing- which wasn't that surprising. I could hear my scream echoing around me. Where was I? Was I dreaming or what?

I clipped something hard with my hip and went spinning down in agony.

"AAAHHHHH-!" I was suddenly cut off when I finally crashed into something soft.

And oh it was nice and soft. I wasn't a bit frightened by it at all; in fact I didn't even bother to check what it was or get off it. The feeling was warm and I clutched on tight to the silky material that hung off the thing. There was the thick smell of cigarettes and alcohol, but who cares.

I let out a sigh. I don't want to let go now.

"Well, well, what do we have here?" I sexy male voice asked.

I peered up and came face to face with a sexy, brown-haired, green-eyed man, who did I mention was extremely sexy. My jaw fell open and snapped off, rolling onto the floor. My eyes popped out and joined my jaw. The guy flashed me a charming grin and I felt my cheeks flush.

"I'm Adrian Ivashkov, who may I ask you are, beautiful lady?"

No freaking way!!!

short chapter, the next one will be longer. i promise. dont forget to review. creative critisim is always helpful^_^