"Hey, Canada-san, why does your McDonald's have a maple leaf in the middle of the arches?" Kiku asked one day, staring up at the logo known all over the world.
"Because it's Canadian." Matthieu said, twitching. "It's not American."
"What…?"
"DON'T DESTROY IT CUBA, IT'S CANADIAN!" The blonde screamed, dropping into a fetal position. He began to roll on the ground, bumping into Kiku's ankles in an awkward attempt to get away. Then he turned into a Hello Kitty rip-off and tackled Kiku to the ground. The Japanese screamed and summoned actual Hello Kitty, and the two had a fight to the death.
When the fight escalated into WW3, the streets ran with blood and Russia was growing sunflowers on England's corpse. Rats ate dead cats, and polar bears ran rampant through the streets, roaring "WHO?". Cubans danced on dead Americans, and there were pandas chasing the polar bears.
And that was when Yao fell out of bed.
"Holy shit, aru!" He said, rubbing his head. "Cold pizza before bed is a bad idea, aru!"
---AxM---
A/N: Um. I have nothing to say about this. I just wanted an excuse to make Yao say "Holy shit, aru!" It was going to be part of Silly Canada, but...
I'm going to make this into (another) series! I want to write about what the characters dream. In cracktastic ways.
Next is Sealand!