I hope you like crap. Because..this IS crap! Lalalalalalalaaaa XD If you don't know about me, I'm Insaney! ((also on hhk forums)) Spattyy...Where be you?
Spat: Pfpth, mumbles enjoy your time reading this.
Insaney: Wheeeee!! Moonlight narrates this story. Moonlight goes through a large number of boyfriends in this, so any boss, hamtaro, Panda, etc fans... eheh X.x
Disclaimer: Ritsuko Kawaii owns Hamtaro, the fuzzily guy. Ritsuko Kawaii owns the ham-hams, ham-ham clubhouse, and Harmony. Harmony's house is my idea, same with the scientiests. And Moonlight. And Ritsuko owns Spat. I'm married to him. No touchy.
Spat: .:blinks:.
...I own everything in which I made up, okay? Is that clear? R/R, no flaming, as it is my first ever posted fanfic. And as said at the bottom, it gets better in later chapters. Heh, there's action xD
Moonlight's Creation
Liquid poured into my eyes. I shut them again tightly. What is this language? Why am I here? Who am I? I opened my eyes once more. This time, light flooded into my eyes. I perked my head up and looked around. There were many creatures of my species running about, some were watching me, even. I blinked. What was that? My muscle had just moved..for..why? I looked at myself. I was white. There were black cords attatched to my skin. The pain...I then spotted my reflection in my glass surroundings. All white...One of my eyes was scratched up...........Missing. It was gross. My ear was cut, my tail was sliced on it's tip...I looked like i had just woke up from the dead. Being stupid, I rammed my head into the side of the walls. A few cords popped up, and I felt numb. My eyes closed, and all I could do was listen. I tried to speak, but as soon as I opened my mouth, orangey water flowed into my throat. I could not breathe. I knew I would be gone soon...To a better place. Wait...Where were my parents? I could not look, just float there in the goo.
"Yes, they died. It was a black and white cat." Said one voice from outside.
"Belonging to the Greggs'?" Asked another.
"Yeah. It was that vile Misty."
"We've lost many ham-hams recently. That cat has got to go."
"How?"
"Behead it, stupid!"
"But sir, we have not the ab.."
That was the last I heard before everything went black. I could feel my spirit simply moving up, up to Heaven. Two familiar hamsters were up there. They were smiling, beckoning for me to join them. I ran as fast as I could, and then we were together. They were......I was about to talk. "D.." Then, something was ripping at me. My spirit was being torn back down! Down to the filthy planet! The next thing I knew, I was back in my body. I was lying on a metal table. The icky ham-hams were all crowding around me as I opened my eyes and got up.
"A success!" They cheered.
I fell back in confusion. What was a success? I rolled over and realized all my muscles worked. I looked at my reflection.
Still white..but my eyes.........They were a bright green. I felt very afraid. All around me were the other ham-hams. I wanted to hug my parents...Where were they? Suddenly, everything went still. The other ham-hams stopped cheering. They were frozen in their happy position, their voices gone. I felt a paw on my shoulder. I turned around. Nothing. Someone was hugging me. Comforting me. It seemed so familiar.... I saw a face appear in front of me. It was a warm face.. but tattered. It seemed all so familiar.. A second face appeared in front of me. It was a grey one with white spots. Those were the hamsters from up above!
"D...." what was his name? D....D...d......
"Come with us, dear." The first one, an albino one said softly.
I reached out to grab their whiskers, but my paw went straight through. They began to float back up, leaving me. Leaving me! I jumped up as high as I could.... And fell back down. Their paws disappeared through the ceiling. I decided I would climb up the wall to the top, and go through the ceiling, just like they had.
I hopped off of the steel table I had been on before, hit the floor with a thud, and made my way to the wall.
It was very tall. The room was dome shaped, which would make it difficult to crawl. But when I touched my paws to the wall, my claws extended out, leaving a small indent in the wall. "Perfect!" I thought. I began to crawl. Up, up, up...I was only a couple inches from the top. I looked to the hole, and realized..... Those were not normal ham-hams. They were spirits. Ghosts. I yelled for help as my claws retreated and I fell through towards the ground. I would've just hit the floor and died, but I landed on one of the other hamsters, shocking him to death. The ground below us gave way, and we fell..down....We were in the clouds!
We fell, and I realized several other ham-hams were falling with us. The coat on the hamster I had crashed onto flowed off and I was caught in it. Now I was with myself...... And death was begging to sit with me. I passed out as I crashed through the ceiling of a house.
A few hours later, I awoke on a couch in a small, sweet-looking house. Everything seemed kind about it. The couch was pink, the room was dotted with pink hearts on a yellow background. The curtains were red and had hearts going in a line diagonally. I sat up and looked around. The owner of the house was gone, so I decided to explore around.
In the room down the hall was the kitchen. Something delicous was cooking, and it's serene smell screamed in my nose. I blinked, as the smell made my eyes water it was so nice, and it was very strong, so the tears would start pouring any moment now.
My eyes were now quite wet, and my cheeks began to sting as I cried. Spark emmited from the tips of my whiskers and gave me a little shock.
I ran towards the smell, and in the kitchen was a white hamster.
"M....." I cried. I could not quite place the letters afterwards. So familiar.. there were six letters. Metanoa? That was seven. Mogata? That was six, and sounded close. Mother? How silly. Even sillier I should say it aloud. "Moth..MOTHER!" I screamed in sadness. It all came back to me! Those two hamsters were my parents! Of course! "MOM! Oh, how I've missed you!" I leapt for the hamster's lap, tears from not only the smell, but also from happiness.
"Hello, little one.." The hamster said in confusion.
Something was wrong. The voice. It was too high pitched. Then I remembered something.
Walking along....A cat lunging....My parents shielding me......Then the parents slept with their eyes open. The doctors had said something like..
"Her name is Moonlight."
"Oh?"
"Yes. The parents are dead."
"My mommy is dead?" I had asked.
"No, sweetie, they are sleeping. Then, tomorrow they will go away for awhile. A long time."
The truth had always been kept from me. Life was a lie, and I remembered when I had met the scientists.
They took me, lured me with a seed. Then, they hooked me up to a giant computer and ran tests on me. They decided I was going to die soon. So they had better make me suffer by putting me into a deep sleep and then planting microchips in my head and removing my second eyeball to make me presentable. Oh yeah. They did remember to put new eyes in, surprisingly. Then, they decided they would kick me out into the public one day, for other hamsters to gawk at me. Eventually I'd be caught by a snake and eaten, which would "luckily" kill the snake, making life safer for hamsters everywhere.
"Where is my mother?" I asked stupidly.
The other hamster shushed me. She realized from my eyes what they had done to me. She pulled me onto her lap. "I am Harmony, and I am going to adopt you." She stroked the fur between my ears.
"I am Moonlight...I think.." I said, staring off at nothing.
"Moonlight is such a pretty name. I will keep your name Moonlight." Harmony smiled at me when I looked at her. She was very pretty, and also very young. I was somewhere around 15 in hamster years, but stupid, as most hamsters are pancake-brained monsters, and she seemed not a day older than 18 or 19.
"Harmony?" I asked.
"Yes?"
"When I get older.."
"...?"
"I am going to kill those scientists. Make them suffer, feel the pain they have laid upon me."
Harmony said nothing, and I now understand why.
There was a bit of silence, and finally Harmony spoke. "You'll be my apprentice from now on." She walked into the next room and returned with a pink headband similar to hers. It had a heart instead of a star, and the halo part was white. "It looks very nice on you, Moonlight."
I tried to picture myself wearing it in my head. I looked very odd.
After that day, she taught me how to be a cupid. I learned a little, but not much. I was with her for about a week, and had learned a lot more pointless information than important information about love. Two examples, never say that you're bored, and second, Harmony is not a morning person.
"Harmony!!" I cried, storming through the walls of my new mother's house. She came out of her room, looking very tired. "This is boooorriiinng!" I said, pulling on her arm slightly.
"Well, then I geuss I'll put you on the human's planet and make you live there." She yawned and looked at me. Huge purple bags were under her eyes.
"Hu..min?" I asked, confused by this new term.
"They're big...And they keep us as pets. " Harmony answered drowsilly.
"I want to see!!" I begged.
Harmony, being too tired to realize what she was doing, sent me down as a normal hamster. Once down, I saw my fur changing to a grey with white spots. I drifted down a tunnel, there was soil surrounding me. Eventually I fell to the bottom. I looked around. Should I venture farther? Through the forest green door, or head towards the light? A rush of voices came from the light, and I became afraid. I rushed towards the door and knocked it over. The hinges squeaked, and the voices stopped. One tiny voice, quivering and soft, spoke.
"Who..who eez zhere? Bozz, Hamtaro, pleaze chick it out for us."
Hamtaro and Boss exchanged glances. "Umm, okay.." They shuddered, and then went down the tunnel.
Snoozer was dreaming peacefully. "The criminal is in here."
I thought Snoozer was awake, and ran upstairs.
"Up the stairs, catch them."
I hid behind a couch.
"She's hidden behind some furniture!"
I panicked and fell down the slide, right in front of Boss and Hamtaro. My eyes were tightly shut.
"Hey, what's the matter, little fellow?" Boss looked at me, who was scared enough to stop breathing and choke to death.
Hamtaro realized I was afraid. "Are you okay? What's your name?"
I refused to open my eyes. "M..m..Moonlight.."
"Moonlight, eh?" Boss asked softly. "Open your eyes and you'll see we're kind, ordinary hamsters."
"Please?" asked Hamtaro.
I opened my eyes slightly, and then seeing that Boss and Hamtaro were not lying, opened them fully.
Immediatly, Boss and Hamtaro saw my green eyes. They leapt back, fearing I was an extra small cat in disguise.
"HOLY S--" Boss was cut off by Bijou, Pashmina, Sandy and Stan rushing in, along with a few others.
"Like, who is that?" Sandy shuddered, noticing my eyes.
Stan caught my attention. There he was...perfect. His pretty little stub tail, his shining, curious eyes, his maracas hanging from his pink paws...and his tiger stripes. So much nicer than Sandy's. She looked like she had been sweating for years. She looked like she had never licked herself before. She looked like... a thing.
"That's Moonlight! Kushi kushi kushi.." Hamtaro blushed.
"Hamha, Moonlight! I'm Pashmina," Pashmina grinned.
I couldn't pull my eyes off of Stan! He was just...an angel fallen to get me.
"Ham...ha.." I blushed, still staring directly at Stan.
Bijou smiled. "Bonjour, I am Bijou, oui oui."
I nodded, still staring at Stan as all the ham-hams introduced themselves.
After Pashmina had showed me around twice, Oxnard had eaten a bag full of seeds, Maxwell had finished reading a junior dictionary to himself, Cappy and Penelope, I finally said "I'm bored."
The other ham-hams nodded in agreement. I climbed up the slide and shook Snoozer about, until his eyes were slightly opened.
Everyone stared in amazement.
"Well, that's a little abnormal, isn't it?" Boss poked Snoozer with a stick, and Snoozer grew wings and flew around the room. Then he crashed into the wall and pretty much didn't move.
"He's not breathing.." I said, quivering.
"Aww, it's okay." Maxwell laughed, and then looked at Snoozer. ".....Err..."
I stepped back, feeling uncomfortable, and bumped back into my dream ham.
"Wanna go for a walk?" Hamtaro asked directly to me.
"Sure!" I said. Today could be even better, I could make it better!
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Heh, don't hate me. I just found Snoozer sort of retarted. The story gets better. I think.
Spat: Pfpth, mumbles enjoy your time reading this.
Insaney: Wheeeee!! Moonlight narrates this story. Moonlight goes through a large number of boyfriends in this, so any boss, hamtaro, Panda, etc fans... eheh X.x
Disclaimer: Ritsuko Kawaii owns Hamtaro, the fuzzily guy. Ritsuko Kawaii owns the ham-hams, ham-ham clubhouse, and Harmony. Harmony's house is my idea, same with the scientiests. And Moonlight. And Ritsuko owns Spat. I'm married to him. No touchy.
Spat: .:blinks:.
...I own everything in which I made up, okay? Is that clear? R/R, no flaming, as it is my first ever posted fanfic. And as said at the bottom, it gets better in later chapters. Heh, there's action xD
Moonlight's Creation
Liquid poured into my eyes. I shut them again tightly. What is this language? Why am I here? Who am I? I opened my eyes once more. This time, light flooded into my eyes. I perked my head up and looked around. There were many creatures of my species running about, some were watching me, even. I blinked. What was that? My muscle had just moved..for..why? I looked at myself. I was white. There were black cords attatched to my skin. The pain...I then spotted my reflection in my glass surroundings. All white...One of my eyes was scratched up...........Missing. It was gross. My ear was cut, my tail was sliced on it's tip...I looked like i had just woke up from the dead. Being stupid, I rammed my head into the side of the walls. A few cords popped up, and I felt numb. My eyes closed, and all I could do was listen. I tried to speak, but as soon as I opened my mouth, orangey water flowed into my throat. I could not breathe. I knew I would be gone soon...To a better place. Wait...Where were my parents? I could not look, just float there in the goo.
"Yes, they died. It was a black and white cat." Said one voice from outside.
"Belonging to the Greggs'?" Asked another.
"Yeah. It was that vile Misty."
"We've lost many ham-hams recently. That cat has got to go."
"How?"
"Behead it, stupid!"
"But sir, we have not the ab.."
That was the last I heard before everything went black. I could feel my spirit simply moving up, up to Heaven. Two familiar hamsters were up there. They were smiling, beckoning for me to join them. I ran as fast as I could, and then we were together. They were......I was about to talk. "D.." Then, something was ripping at me. My spirit was being torn back down! Down to the filthy planet! The next thing I knew, I was back in my body. I was lying on a metal table. The icky ham-hams were all crowding around me as I opened my eyes and got up.
"A success!" They cheered.
I fell back in confusion. What was a success? I rolled over and realized all my muscles worked. I looked at my reflection.
Still white..but my eyes.........They were a bright green. I felt very afraid. All around me were the other ham-hams. I wanted to hug my parents...Where were they? Suddenly, everything went still. The other ham-hams stopped cheering. They were frozen in their happy position, their voices gone. I felt a paw on my shoulder. I turned around. Nothing. Someone was hugging me. Comforting me. It seemed so familiar.... I saw a face appear in front of me. It was a warm face.. but tattered. It seemed all so familiar.. A second face appeared in front of me. It was a grey one with white spots. Those were the hamsters from up above!
"D...." what was his name? D....D...d......
"Come with us, dear." The first one, an albino one said softly.
I reached out to grab their whiskers, but my paw went straight through. They began to float back up, leaving me. Leaving me! I jumped up as high as I could.... And fell back down. Their paws disappeared through the ceiling. I decided I would climb up the wall to the top, and go through the ceiling, just like they had.
I hopped off of the steel table I had been on before, hit the floor with a thud, and made my way to the wall.
It was very tall. The room was dome shaped, which would make it difficult to crawl. But when I touched my paws to the wall, my claws extended out, leaving a small indent in the wall. "Perfect!" I thought. I began to crawl. Up, up, up...I was only a couple inches from the top. I looked to the hole, and realized..... Those were not normal ham-hams. They were spirits. Ghosts. I yelled for help as my claws retreated and I fell through towards the ground. I would've just hit the floor and died, but I landed on one of the other hamsters, shocking him to death. The ground below us gave way, and we fell..down....We were in the clouds!
We fell, and I realized several other ham-hams were falling with us. The coat on the hamster I had crashed onto flowed off and I was caught in it. Now I was with myself...... And death was begging to sit with me. I passed out as I crashed through the ceiling of a house.
A few hours later, I awoke on a couch in a small, sweet-looking house. Everything seemed kind about it. The couch was pink, the room was dotted with pink hearts on a yellow background. The curtains were red and had hearts going in a line diagonally. I sat up and looked around. The owner of the house was gone, so I decided to explore around.
In the room down the hall was the kitchen. Something delicous was cooking, and it's serene smell screamed in my nose. I blinked, as the smell made my eyes water it was so nice, and it was very strong, so the tears would start pouring any moment now.
My eyes were now quite wet, and my cheeks began to sting as I cried. Spark emmited from the tips of my whiskers and gave me a little shock.
I ran towards the smell, and in the kitchen was a white hamster.
"M....." I cried. I could not quite place the letters afterwards. So familiar.. there were six letters. Metanoa? That was seven. Mogata? That was six, and sounded close. Mother? How silly. Even sillier I should say it aloud. "Moth..MOTHER!" I screamed in sadness. It all came back to me! Those two hamsters were my parents! Of course! "MOM! Oh, how I've missed you!" I leapt for the hamster's lap, tears from not only the smell, but also from happiness.
"Hello, little one.." The hamster said in confusion.
Something was wrong. The voice. It was too high pitched. Then I remembered something.
Walking along....A cat lunging....My parents shielding me......Then the parents slept with their eyes open. The doctors had said something like..
"Her name is Moonlight."
"Oh?"
"Yes. The parents are dead."
"My mommy is dead?" I had asked.
"No, sweetie, they are sleeping. Then, tomorrow they will go away for awhile. A long time."
The truth had always been kept from me. Life was a lie, and I remembered when I had met the scientists.
They took me, lured me with a seed. Then, they hooked me up to a giant computer and ran tests on me. They decided I was going to die soon. So they had better make me suffer by putting me into a deep sleep and then planting microchips in my head and removing my second eyeball to make me presentable. Oh yeah. They did remember to put new eyes in, surprisingly. Then, they decided they would kick me out into the public one day, for other hamsters to gawk at me. Eventually I'd be caught by a snake and eaten, which would "luckily" kill the snake, making life safer for hamsters everywhere.
"Where is my mother?" I asked stupidly.
The other hamster shushed me. She realized from my eyes what they had done to me. She pulled me onto her lap. "I am Harmony, and I am going to adopt you." She stroked the fur between my ears.
"I am Moonlight...I think.." I said, staring off at nothing.
"Moonlight is such a pretty name. I will keep your name Moonlight." Harmony smiled at me when I looked at her. She was very pretty, and also very young. I was somewhere around 15 in hamster years, but stupid, as most hamsters are pancake-brained monsters, and she seemed not a day older than 18 or 19.
"Harmony?" I asked.
"Yes?"
"When I get older.."
"...?"
"I am going to kill those scientists. Make them suffer, feel the pain they have laid upon me."
Harmony said nothing, and I now understand why.
There was a bit of silence, and finally Harmony spoke. "You'll be my apprentice from now on." She walked into the next room and returned with a pink headband similar to hers. It had a heart instead of a star, and the halo part was white. "It looks very nice on you, Moonlight."
I tried to picture myself wearing it in my head. I looked very odd.
After that day, she taught me how to be a cupid. I learned a little, but not much. I was with her for about a week, and had learned a lot more pointless information than important information about love. Two examples, never say that you're bored, and second, Harmony is not a morning person.
"Harmony!!" I cried, storming through the walls of my new mother's house. She came out of her room, looking very tired. "This is boooorriiinng!" I said, pulling on her arm slightly.
"Well, then I geuss I'll put you on the human's planet and make you live there." She yawned and looked at me. Huge purple bags were under her eyes.
"Hu..min?" I asked, confused by this new term.
"They're big...And they keep us as pets. " Harmony answered drowsilly.
"I want to see!!" I begged.
Harmony, being too tired to realize what she was doing, sent me down as a normal hamster. Once down, I saw my fur changing to a grey with white spots. I drifted down a tunnel, there was soil surrounding me. Eventually I fell to the bottom. I looked around. Should I venture farther? Through the forest green door, or head towards the light? A rush of voices came from the light, and I became afraid. I rushed towards the door and knocked it over. The hinges squeaked, and the voices stopped. One tiny voice, quivering and soft, spoke.
"Who..who eez zhere? Bozz, Hamtaro, pleaze chick it out for us."
Hamtaro and Boss exchanged glances. "Umm, okay.." They shuddered, and then went down the tunnel.
Snoozer was dreaming peacefully. "The criminal is in here."
I thought Snoozer was awake, and ran upstairs.
"Up the stairs, catch them."
I hid behind a couch.
"She's hidden behind some furniture!"
I panicked and fell down the slide, right in front of Boss and Hamtaro. My eyes were tightly shut.
"Hey, what's the matter, little fellow?" Boss looked at me, who was scared enough to stop breathing and choke to death.
Hamtaro realized I was afraid. "Are you okay? What's your name?"
I refused to open my eyes. "M..m..Moonlight.."
"Moonlight, eh?" Boss asked softly. "Open your eyes and you'll see we're kind, ordinary hamsters."
"Please?" asked Hamtaro.
I opened my eyes slightly, and then seeing that Boss and Hamtaro were not lying, opened them fully.
Immediatly, Boss and Hamtaro saw my green eyes. They leapt back, fearing I was an extra small cat in disguise.
"HOLY S--" Boss was cut off by Bijou, Pashmina, Sandy and Stan rushing in, along with a few others.
"Like, who is that?" Sandy shuddered, noticing my eyes.
Stan caught my attention. There he was...perfect. His pretty little stub tail, his shining, curious eyes, his maracas hanging from his pink paws...and his tiger stripes. So much nicer than Sandy's. She looked like she had been sweating for years. She looked like she had never licked herself before. She looked like... a thing.
"That's Moonlight! Kushi kushi kushi.." Hamtaro blushed.
"Hamha, Moonlight! I'm Pashmina," Pashmina grinned.
I couldn't pull my eyes off of Stan! He was just...an angel fallen to get me.
"Ham...ha.." I blushed, still staring directly at Stan.
Bijou smiled. "Bonjour, I am Bijou, oui oui."
I nodded, still staring at Stan as all the ham-hams introduced themselves.
After Pashmina had showed me around twice, Oxnard had eaten a bag full of seeds, Maxwell had finished reading a junior dictionary to himself, Cappy and Penelope, I finally said "I'm bored."
The other ham-hams nodded in agreement. I climbed up the slide and shook Snoozer about, until his eyes were slightly opened.
Everyone stared in amazement.
"Well, that's a little abnormal, isn't it?" Boss poked Snoozer with a stick, and Snoozer grew wings and flew around the room. Then he crashed into the wall and pretty much didn't move.
"He's not breathing.." I said, quivering.
"Aww, it's okay." Maxwell laughed, and then looked at Snoozer. ".....Err..."
I stepped back, feeling uncomfortable, and bumped back into my dream ham.
"Wanna go for a walk?" Hamtaro asked directly to me.
"Sure!" I said. Today could be even better, I could make it better!
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Heh, don't hate me. I just found Snoozer sort of retarted. The story gets better. I think.