Yay pickles...
Once upon a time a awesome boy called killerdude035 found a small jar of pickles
"Mmmmmmmmmmm pickles" he say while he druled on the floor "oh shit the Bega floods are starting again!"
while running to the door he triped and smashed the jar of dark juicey pickles " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I never even got 2 know them ..." he cryed as the pickles spread out around him.
"What the hell are u doing???" the voice came for behind killerdude035, he looked up and turned around. It was his bested friend valeforXD.
"I destoryed my pickle jar... and it had pickles in it!!!"
"Well der, what esle would it contain, mayonnaise?"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmm mayonnaise" killerdude035 said while he begain druling again
"Cum on, let get out of here b4 u flood my house, and don't 4 get ur stupied Pokémon." Which was a totadile.
" hes not stupied, hes awesome... cum on snappy, lets go" thats what killerdude035 called his totadile. As they left the house in a right direction towards the Pokémon fare which killerdude035 and valeforXD were both going to entering there Pokémon in to the coolest section to c whos was the cooliest of course and maby later a battle.
valeforXD's Pokémon was a bright yellow Pikachu that one day may evolve in to a rhytru... (killerdude035 - like I'm going to let that happen)
Once they reached the Pokémon fare valeforXD went straight to the doll shop and bought himself a small snore lax to remind him of his old friend Russel, who died... I mean fell asleep 4 a long time when hes snore lax fell on him.
"there there valeforXD, there there. Its all gun b k" killerdude035 said trying to b positive. "maby a pickle will make u feel better?"
"sorry, not 2day" he said slightly depressed.
"maby a waffle?"
"No"
"how about a..."
"just shut up!!! I'm sad enough without u annoying me" ValeforXD said now being very irritated
"sorry" killerdude035 said quietly
"dam right u r" killerdude035 was extreme SAD FACE :(
he then said "hey, I herd that team rocket got busted again 4 shiping illegal rockets, how convenient."
"I want some illegal rockets..."
"Maby 4 ur birthday next year"
"That 2 far away, 274 day, 16 hours, 27 minutes and 7.2594857485037471 seconds. But whos counting???"
"I wonder... perhaps Britney Spears" valeforXD slaped his forhead in dismay.
"why m I ur friend?"
Later that day
"Bitchs and whores, welcome to the cooliest contest. Our compeders are ready to go. Our first Pokémon is a totadile called snappy, owned by the awesome killerdude035 who is most likely to win. Then cuming in second is Pikachu own by the gayest of them all ValeforXD. The next two Pokémon are not important to this story so their automatically eliminated." (Killerdude035 - LOLs I'm so mean)
After some pointless tests, totadile wins (SpawnXD – epic foreskin in summer, sweating like valeforXD)
"And ur prise is..." suddenly a drum roll starts from nowhere "A JAR OF PICKLES!!!" enthralled killerdude035 grabes the jar and run to show valeforXD.
"look what I got"
"that competition was totally ridgged"
"dam right it was, and I got a free jar of pickles out of it"
Suddenly, Captain Falcon jumps down out from nowhere and FALCON PUNCHES the pickles jar.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO u took them away again" he yelled to the sky
Abruptly the word "DODGE" flew pass his ear
"dam u pickilo"
(killerdude035 - extreme LOLness, this story makes no sence so get used to it. SpawnXD will later be adding in to my story. Oh and to under stand the hole Dodge thing, u would of had to see the dragon ball z abridge series.)