Long Distance Lovers

Summary: What if Sasuke could repopulate the uchiha district? How far would he go? Would he even keep his brother alive, just for his children? And what dose Naruto has to do with any of this?

Warning: Yaoi, M-preg, rape, all out insanity

'thinking'

"talking"

"Lyrics"

'Biju talking'

Ladama: Now you've done it…

Katsuki: He's not my brother in this fic?!

Isabella: God have mercy on your soul…

Tati: AKA run.

Gulp

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The mission was simple. Escort the Princess of snow to the land of the waves. Simple, Ne? I wish. Sakura looked thoughtfully at Naruto. He may have looked happy, but the blond gave off an aura not to different from that of a kicked puppy. Tsunade warned me. When she briefed us, she warned me of his mental condition. I bet you think it's something serious, right? No, just a bad case of flashback…

Tsunade looked at the group as she explained the mission. Sakura kept sending worried glances to the obviously depressed blond. Kakashi just wanted to make sure he heard right, and Naruto, well he was half asleep listening to rock n roll. Even though he had the best hearing in the building, he had it up enough for everyone else to clearly hear the lyrics.

"I know how your halo fell,

I saw you bid your heart farewell…"

Tsunade gave him a look before beginning. "The princess of snow has some important business in the land of the waves. She only wanted team 7 to take the mission. She doesn't know what happened to Sasuke. Don't tell her unless she asks." Naruto visibly recoiled at the name Sasuke. 'So he is listening.' "You will meet her outside the gate." "What about the ninja from snow?" Tsunade looked at Kakashi, "They brought her here, but they can't deal with the climate. None of their jutsus like the temperature." He nodded. "Sakura come here." She walked forward. "Yes?" Wise copper met worried emerald, "Tomorrow is his birthday, the kyuubi festival and the anniversary of Sasuke's leaving. All the things he hates. So this is just his way of crawling into his shell. Be careful of what you say, and what he hears. Naruto is very sensitive right now." "Sensitive? About the coolest festival of the year? Why?" Tsunade looked like Sakura had just grown another fore head. (Or maybe an arm) "You really don't know?" She shook her head. Tsunade looked at the easiest way to explain, she found her answer in a book. In the book it showed that the Kyuubi was sealed away into a human container. It had a picture of the seal used to keep it there. "I've seen that seal somewhere..." Tsunade cooed to the asleep Naruto, "Naruto, honey, please lift your shirt and bend some light to my desk." He opened an amethyst eye (Kyuubi's chakra was trying to lull him to sleep), and followed the order. To Sakura's surprise, a spiraling black seal showed itself on his stomach. "You know, you could have just as easily said, 'Naruto, Show Tsunade-baba your seal.'" She huffed mumbling something along the lines of, "You're pushing it, Gaki." The Hokage looked to Sakura and said something, but her student wasn't listening. 'Naruto has the kyuubi inside him? He must have been ridiculed and beat up…and with his rapid healing time, no one would ever know…' "But Tsunade-sama, why would he not enjoy the festival? I mean, being able to hurt the being that caused his pain, that shouldn't hurt him… Right?" Tsunade gave her another 'look'. "Over the years, those two have gotten closer. So instead of a prisoner, guard type relationship, they acted more like fox and kit. The fox would push Naruto out of the body right before any assaults and the fox would take the hits and the pain. Then if Naruto needed comfort, the fox would provide it. Even when he was a child, he would often refer to the fox, not knowing that it was a fox, as the protector-warmth. Iruka also informed me that once or twice he called it his Mada. Because the gender of the fox is obviously a secret, taboo Naruto once told me, he called it a mix of Mama and Dada. Mada." A whistle pierced the air. Kakashi was at the door, "Come on!" he said almost urgently. Next thing they knew crystalline blue eyes were looking into Tsunade's. "How dare you talk about Kyuu- chan like I'm not here?"

Well, after a sound verbal thrashing, Naruto left and Tsunade was shocked at the protective nature that had taken root for the fox in Naruto. Who knew that he knew those words? Who knew he could comprehend those words? Who knew he could accurately use those words in a sentence? I didn't. Something tells me, the stupid Naruto that everyone thinks they know, never existed. But that wouldn't surprise me; Naruto has showed his intelligence on more than on occasion. Nothing could have prepared me, or the princess, for what would happen when she asked about him, Sasuke.

Princess Koyuki made the biggest mistake in her life when she asked Naruto where Sasuke was. Blood leaked into the ocean. "Sasuke has prior arrangements that you have no business knowing or asking about. DON'T ASK ANYMORE." Naruto turned up his music and walked away. He was shaking in rage and was barely holding down the fire that someone (Kyuubi) wanted to unleash on Koyuki. Her purple eyes widened at his outburst. The Naruto she thought she knew wasn't that boy. She turned in a flash and caught Sakura, "What the hell did Sasuke do to him?!" Sakura gave her a solemn expression before saying, "He left. He joined Orochimaru, The evil sannin. The anniversary is tomorrow. Along with some other very stressful things for Naruto. Not only that but, Sasuke was with on the mission with you and something very endearing happened between those two in the land of waves. Its amazing Naruto hasn't just run off and blown up part of the forest or something. Part of Naruto just wants to go to sleep and forget any of this ever happened. I'm starting to wonder if that's not the best thing for him." Sakura's gaze turned to Naruto. He was fast asleep leaning against a tree.

"All hell can't stop us now,

At last we shall have our revenge,

Vendetta, Vendetta! Vendetta!"

Orochimaru was pacing up and down in the middle of camp while most of his minions were asleep. Well, Except Kabuto. He was just hoping that Orochimaru didn't kill him before he turned 18. That would not be in his best interest. No, dieing was not at the top of his to-do list.

"Orochimaru- san, you're going to hurt your self if you keep worrying like this…"

"I don't care! Sasuke cannot be so attached to Konoha! He asks if they know Naruto Uzumaki and if they answer yes he lets them go. This will not do! I can't get him to become my mindless killing machine if he still has that link. I mean he has been even more moody of the last couple days than usual! What am I going to do with him?!"

"Well you could send him to trail Naruto… I mean, I hear from a spy in the Rock Country that Team 7 is escorting the princess of snow to the country of snow. I know from experience that Naruto pushes the pain into him self. Sasuke will get the impression that Naruto doesn't miss him and hopefully he will cut off all ties to Naruto and Konoha."

"You know… That just might work…"

"That's my job, Orochimaru-sama."

"Venom has some toxin for your twenty dollar bill,

Snake eyes is a ninja from the Yokahoma Hills,

Red eye to Miami!"

We were about half way to Wave Country when Sakura let out a huge yawn. 'Oh no,' I turned my visible to her and said, "Come on Sakura, look at Naruto! He practically is half asleep and he's still walking faster than you!" She glared at me, "Naruto's also got enough Chakra to kill a horse. Remember that next time you compare him to some one, Kakashi- Sensei." "Be that as it may, you could still give a little more." I got no reply but a yelp and a stifled giggle from the princess. I looked back to see that Naruto had hoisted Sakura onto his back. "Well that's using your head, Naruto."

"Like branches severed from the vine,

Like it was faulty by design."

Sasuke was trailing his old team when Naruto placed Sakura on his back. 'Orochimaru has a sick sense a humor. Having me trail my own team? I hate him, but I need his power.' Sasuke watched as Sakura asked Naruto if she could listen to his music. He pulled the player out of his pocket and changed the music to the Anastasia sound track. I heard his say quietly, "Sasuke gave this to me. He said since I liked the movie so much that maybe it'd cheer me up." I smiled softly at that. Orochimaru could never convince me that he didn't care.

"No one told me,

I going to find you,

Unexpected,

What you did to my Heart,

When I lost hope,

You were there to remind me,

This is the start."

Sakura was pretty shocked at the fact that Sasuke gave anything to anyone, besides a scowl. But then again, Naruto had a way of worming his way into people's hearts. Just look at the princess! She had no emotions 'till Naruto when out of his way to care. "Naruto, you are perhaps the one thing that ties the world together." He smiled. Kakashi turned from the head of the group, "Now Sakura, no need to get mushy." Sakura stuck a tongue out at him. "I'll be mushy if I damn well please!" "Ah Sakura-chan, no need to get overly expressive." I went to hit Naruto when the princess said, "Oh Sakura, no need to get violent!" The whole group laughed, except me. I hate being the butt of their jokes.

"They said, "I'll bet they'll never make it."

Just look at us going on,

We're still together,

Still going strong,

Still the one"

They had traveled that whole way there. At some point, Koyuki had gotten a free ride on Kakashi's back, Sakura had fallen asleep, and Naruto's eyes had become blue again.

"Ahh! We are finally here!" Kakashi exclaimed as the princess got off his back. "Yeah, but you don't have a sleeping Koniochi on your back whose weight consist mostly of water and forehead." Kakashi started laughing until he was hit with a rock. Apparently, Sakura wasn't as asleep as we all thought. She went to hit Naruto and was blocked by a wall of chakra. "Not in the mood." Sakura immediately backed down. "Hey Naruto, I'm going to stay in town and draw attention away from you. Ja ne!" Kakashi was about to transport away when something jumped on Naruto. "NARUTO!!" He broke out into a smile. "Hey Inari! How's it going? Your mom okay?" He nodded vigorously. "Good." Naruto formed some seals, tapped him on the shoulder and poof. Inari was back at home. "What ever will I do with him?"

"I dunno but first why don't you guys go to bed? We have a long day tomorrow." Naruto started to roll out the mats as Sakura got the firewood ready. "Oi, Naruto. Lend me some well… Fire." A red stream of visible chakra ran over the ground toward the wood. It was set aflame while the chakra was still yards away. "OKAY! It's on fire!! NARUTO! CUT THE POWER!! NO ONE WANTS CHIKEN FRIED SAKURA!!" A barely restrained chuckle was heard and then echoed in the forest. Neither ninja thought anything of it. The chakra receded.

"I'm the object of your affection,

You loved me still in my Imperfection,

The sun will shine,

Over winter snow,

And shadows fade,

In excelsis deo,"

Sasuke silently walked into the camp. The glowing embers cast a soft glow on them all. He crouched down beside Naruto gently brushing his bangs away. "Do you know that I'm here? Can you sense me?" He sent a wistful look to the 4th mat that Naruto had rolled out. Sasuke knew it was just a habit to roll out 4 mats because normally because of Kakashi, But for now he could hope. Sasuke pulled the mat toward Naruto's and sat on it. The blond seemed tense. "Do you know how I've felt? Don't you know how I've hurt? At one point in time I thought I'd killed you. That almost killed me, too. Why did I leave?! I could have been just as powerful there. I could have been strong like you, but I ran away. I've seen how they treat you. If anyone was going to run to someone for vengeance, it should have been you. But no, you are too nice those villagers, yet they treat you like crap. I was an arrogant bastard that was constantly brooding or bitching about one thing or another, but no matter what, I was Konoha's golden boy. Why was I so stupid?!" Naruto flinched and recoiled when Sasuke raised his voice. The elder sighed and stroked Naruto's hair. He calmed immediately, such trust. "I'm going to just enjoy this. I'll probably never get this chance again." With that Sasuke layed down. He fell asleep soon after.

"Someone you know,

Who's on your side,

Can set you free,

I can do that for you,

If you believe in me,

Why second guess,

What feels so right?

Just stay true your heart,

And you'll see the light."

The next morning, Naruto had woken up at about 5:00 in the morning and immediately that something was wrong.

'Well, let's see,

Clothes Check.

Mat, Check.

Warm body to lay on, Check.

Wait…' (He'll comprehend in 3…2…1)

'AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M LAYING ON SOMEONE!!!! Hmmm, A very strong someone.'

'Ouch, Kit! What're trying to do? Deafen me?'

'Maybe…'

'Just open your eyes. I'm going back to sleep. mutter damn early bird. He didn't get that from Me.mutter'

Naruto opened his eyes to find himself laying on, Sasuke Uchiha. He immediately pinched himself, many numerous times. "Sasuke?" He found himself whispering. "Sasuke, wake up!" Said Uchiha, opened groggy eyes to find Naruto staring at him. "Uh oh." Was all Sasuke got out before Naruto hugged him. "I missed you so much!" Sobs wracked through Naruto. Sasuke was really shell shocked at this point, but he got a rude awakening when Sakura breathing changed. She was going to wake up soon. "Naruto, in this life, Good things are but a dream, we'll meet again, some ware down the stream." He gave Naruto one last hug before standing up. "N-Naruto?" Naruto whirled around, there was Sakura sitting up, looking at him. "Am I seeing things? Or was Sasuke just here?" Naruto gave her a sunshine smile, "You're seeing things."

"You're still the one I run to,

The one that I belong to,

Still the one I kiss good night…"

Okay! Props for the newbie!

I survived the rage of Katsuki AND I wrote an awesome fic! I'm so proud!

I'd like to thank Shonen Jump for putting out Naruto. I'd like to thank Homeslice, My buddy, my friend, my pal. And I'd like to thank the musicians who originally wrote all those different songs!

Ladama: She's in a good mood…

Tati: It's kinda creepy…

Katsuki: Are you two nuts?! It's down right terrifying!

Isabella: What ever she's smoking, I want some..

Me: Hits Isabella I'M NOT SMOKING ANYTHING!

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