Disclaimer: I own nothing of Jim Henson productions or Magnus Schieving's productions. Or any chold sho for that matter.
A/N: I have to. Just have to. It's so great hahahaha. I know a lot of the lyrics are/seem the same, but I wanted to do this anyways.
Plays along with Somebody's Getting Married from Muppets Take Manhattan.
Getting Married
Pixel with a newspaper shouts from the town square:
Extra! Extra! Somebody's getting married!
Ziggy runs towards Pixel:
Somebody's getting married? Hey, Stephanie's getting married!
From the Underground Lair, we see Robbie pacing. He hears the children from his spy system:
Whoa, Stephanie's getting married! . . . To who? Not that no-good, egotistic, blue elf! I have to see this. He hurries up to Lazytown without putting any disguises on.
Explaining to Robbie, Mayor Meanswell assures Robbie of the news:
Yes, Stephanie's getting married.
Group of Lazytowners:
Stephanie's getting Married! Stephanie's getting married! Stephanie's Getting married! Stephanie's getting, Sportacus' getting, Stephanie's getting, Sportacus' getting, Stephanie, Sportacus, Stephanie, Sportacus, Stephanie, Sportacus!
Sportacus is dressed in a tuxedo. Mayor Meanswell and Stingy are standing next to him, also in tuxes, helping him fix his tie. Sportacus, Stingy, and the Mayor:
Somebody get a camera, and some sports candy! Somebody get the ring for sweet Stephanie!
Sportacus:
Somebody tell me the vows to say!
Robbie peeks around a corner:
Sportacus' getting married today! Gah!
Stephanie, Bessie, and Trixie are powedering their noses and putting on make-up. The three girls:
Somebody get the limo! Somebody get the cake! Somebody find our bouquets of flowers to take!
Stephanie glows with happiness:
Somebody join me while I pray!
Robbie walks towards a closed door and listens to the girls. Robbie:
I should stop the wedding today!
Ziggy sits down in a pew, waiting for the wedding:
Wedding! Wedding! Candy's at the wedding!
The three men:
Somebody get the priest!
The ceremony will be soon-
The three women:
Somebody get the healthy bride!
And somebody get the-
Sportacus flips in the air and runs offstage.
Women and men:
Stephanie, Sportacus, Stephanie, Sportacus, Stephanie, Sportacus, Stephanie!
Women:
C'mon and get this wedding underway!
Robbie enters the church and sneers:
There sure won't be a wedding today!
(Instrumental break)
Lazytowners:
The heroes are getting married today!
Now in the church, everyone settles down.
Dora the Explorer:
Are they ready? Are they ready? Won't this wedding be so great?
Diego:
I wish them all the luck!
Steve from Blues clues:
Oh Blue, I can hardly wait!
Ruby from Max and Ruby:
I knew this was bound to happen. There love was just so clear!
Little Bill:
They must still be gettin ready!
Bob the Builder:
But at least they made it here.
Max:
True.
The Wonder Pets notice Sportacus standing at the altar with his best man Stingy by his side. Maggie from Maggie and the Ferocious Beast is the flower girl. She starts to walk down the middle isle in the church as music plays. The Wonder Pets:
They're finally getting married now!
Some wedding bells are heard in the background as Maggie, Trixie, and Stephanie slowly walk down the isle. Everyone watches with anticipation and hopefulness.
Stephanie:
He'll make me happy
With just his smile
He'd walk the miles
Just to hear me sing
He'll flip beside me
And show me everything
Sportacus:
She'll make me happy
When we dance together
And I will never
Make her want to leave
And she'll never have to grieve
All babies from Nick Jr. Shows:
Days go passing into years.
All grown-ups from Nick Jr. Shows:
Years go passing day by day.
Stephanie's Family:
They will be happy
In their Lazytown
Sportacus' Family:
It's a Crazy town
But they are meant to be.
All Lazytowners:
They'll always know
how to be happy
And they'll never be alone.
All in church:
Sport and Steph are happy
Now and forever
Until forever
health and love will grow.
Stephanie:
There's always a way
He can make me happy
That's all I need ... somehow.
Sportacus suddenly notices a different minister. The man looks familiar. Sportacus whispers:
He's not the one we hired.
Stephanie wearily gazes at the priest. It is none other than Robbie Rotten in disguise.
Stephanie:
Robbie! You're ruining the musical! Get out of that costume and sit with the rest of our friends.
Robbie coughs nervously and side-steps out of the way. He sneaks in the back of a large, wooden cross and takes the costume off. Now in normal clothing, Robbie sits down and stays silent and defeated.
The real minister steps forwards with an aggrivated look planted on his face. Minister:
Is nothing sacred?
Stephanie:
Sorry, please continue.
Minister:
Do you, Stephanie, take this super-hero to be your lawful wedded husband? C'mon, you know you want to!
Stephanie, stifling a giggle:
Of course I do!
Priest:
Do you, Sportacus, take this pink-haired girly to be your lawful wedded wife? Say yes so we can celebrate already!
Sportacus:
You know I do!
Minister:
Than because your love is so free,
I now pronounce you Elf and Pinky!
Sportacus and Stephanie kiss tenderly. A sudden outburst of cheers, clapping, and joyous yelling is seen and heard from the Nick Jr. Family.
Sportacus:
What better way could anything end?
Shared love between best friends.
They kiss once more.
Before the scene fades, we see Robbie clapping with an indifferent look upon his face.
Robbie:
Is it time for cake yet??