Gaara
Tell him he's too old for a teddy bear.
When he denies owning a teddy bear pull out said teddy bear.
Hold it out of his reach when he attempts to take it from you.
Take pictures of him crying.
Play "Mr. Sandman" song behind his back.
Ask him why he wears eyeliner.
Dress up as him and follow him. When he asks why you're dressed up as him, glomp him.
When he falls asleep, draw bunnies, with permanent marker, all over his face.
Tell him Naruto's whiskers are much cooler than his bunnies.
Take pictures of him tackling you.
When you are in the hospital tell Temari you were only trying to help him feel better and show her the pictures of him crying.
Take pictures of Temari killing Gaara.
When he is healed throw him in a pit of fan girls.
Sell him on Ebay before he can kill you for throwing him in a pit of fan girls
Unleash more fan girls.
Watch, laugh, take pictures and videotape him being chased by squealing fan girls.
When the person that bought Gaara comes tell them that he's a good panda.
If the said buyer of Gaara is a squealing fan girl videotape him being glompified.
Once he refuses to go home with a crazed fan girl tell him that the zoo called and want their panda back.
Proceed to take him to the zoo.
When the zoo refuses to take him yell "BUT HE BELONGS WITH HIS BRETHREN!!!" Begin to cry.
If the zoo still refuses him give up and head home.
Ask him if he's a Goofy Goober.
When he does not know what that means tie him to a chair and force him to watch the Goofy goober bit of the Spongebob Squarepants movie…repeat for four hours.
Ask him again if he's a Goofy Goober.
Videotape him when he begins to sing the song.
Post the video on you tube.
Show it to everyone he knows.
Take pictures of when everyone laughs at him.
Watch him attack the person that was laughing the hardest (Naruto)
Tell him he just attacked and nearly killed the only person that understood him.
Take pictures of him crying.
Upload all pictures on Photobucket.
Laugh.