"You know, brat, you could jump."
"Wha-"
"You know, end it all."
"But if I die, won't you die too?"
"Kit, I've lived for Hundreds, no, THOUSANDS, of years. I have seen, started, and taken part in countless battles, ravaged thousands of innocent souls—"
"—Destroyed, raped, pillaged, murdered, destroyed, defiled, desecrated, destroyed, killed, destroyed and basically made people hate your guts, did I mention destroyed--"
"— Yes, five times, but I've also fallen in love a few times—"
"…"
" I have!!!"
"Sure."
"Huh, well, the point is, I've lived in this world for a long, long, incredibly long time. I think I've lived long enough. Maybe now the gods will let me rest forever."
"Huh?"
" Naruto, any biju above seven-tails can't go to sleep."
"Why?"
" All those years ago, when I first attacked Konoha, I had just gone the last four-thousand years without sleep. I was very tired."
"So, your whole motive for attacking the village was sleep deprivation?"
"Yep."
"You Kitsuine-teme."
"And damn proud of it Brat-face. Anyway, when a biju goes to sleep, a few, um, things happen, see,-"
"You ravaged nubile young women under cover of night didn't you!?"
"… Duh, captain OBVIUS…"
" You bastard! That is no reason for me to jump off this bridge! I still haven't seen hinata-hime without her coat!"
" I KNOW HOW TO GET INTO THE WOMENS BATHS WITHOUT GETTING BONES BROKEN!"
"…. I'll think about it…."
"Okay… Talk to ya later Brat-face…"
"Yeah… Later Kitsuine-teme."
"…Hn…"
"Shut up…"
"Heh…"