The End is the Beginning is The End

Okay! Thanks . . . (I'm just paranoid about my fics -;;)

Anyways, here it is in all it's glory . . .

Title is "The End is the Beginning is The End."

It's a bizarre story, but I don't know what rating it would be.

Probably PG-13 or something . . .

Author is: Me! Donna ... something! yay!

Thanks again! I hope there aren't any problems. (I am not very

computer-oriented.)

Bye

(cue scary intro music.)

NEON GENESIS EVANGELION

Imagine that . . .

. . . Kaworu kept up his masquerade as a human somehow to

stay near the one he loves . . .

. . . the dummy plug decided that it really likes Tohji,

and so pulled him out of Eva 03 unscathed, before killing

the angel . . .

. . . Asuka didn't go nuts . . .

. . . The angels keep attacking in larger numbers . . .

. . . Nerv needs more pilots . . .

The End is the Beginning is the End

(not the Smashing Pumpkins song)

Chapter One: Angels Attack (well, that's original)

Rei Ayanami, the second incarnation, walked quietly down a

corridor in NERV. She was dressed in her school uniform and

had her plug suit draped over one arm. She ran her card

through a small computer and the door slid open.

"Hi Rei." said Hikari.

Ayanami nodded and proceeded to change her clothes.

Asuka bounded into the girls changing room. "What do you

think you're doing?" cried Asuka.

"Umm . . . we're changing our clothes . . ." said

Hikari, pulling on a leg of her green evangelion pilot

uniform.

"Don't do it there, Hikari! The boys can see right

through this screen . . . " she raised her voice as she

pointed at the partition. "I bet THAT PERVERT IKARI IS

CHECKING US OUT RIGHT NOW!"

"I AM NOT!" came a protest from the other side of the

screen.

"Oh as if, you pervert! I bet you and Suzuhara are . . ."

"As if I'd want to check out someone like YOU!" cried

Tohji.

"Don't make me come over there!" screamed Asuka.

"Oh, we know you want to, and you're calling US,

perverts?" came Tohji's reply.

"Please stop shouting." came a soft voice.

"OH GREAT, Nagisa is over there too? What is this, the

PERVERT convention?"

"Soryuu-san, I can assure you that I and Shinji have no

interest in looking at any of you. He's too busy checking

me out."

"Ohhh GROSS!" cried Asuka dramatically.

"Kaworu-kun!" hissed Shinji, a brilliant shade of red.

"And as for Suzuhara-san, he's too focussed on Horaki-

san's silhouette to be bothered with you."

"I am not." muttered Tohji, turning away from the partition

and wiping some blood from his nose.

"Thanks a lot you jerk! Now Hikari's all embarrassed!"

"I am not." muttered Hikari.

Hikari and Asuka both turned as the door closed. Rei had

come and gone without a word.

"Swear to Lilith, Rei will get a character arc of some kind

sometime!" cried the author, determined.

"We need more pilots." said Gendo Ikari.

"Well duh." said Kozo Fuyutsuki.

Gendo glared at him and turned to Ritsuko. "Are there any

more suitable pilots?"

"I don't know" hissed Ritsuko "Are there?"

Gendo shook his head. "I am very displeased with both of

you."

"Oooh, My heart's breaking." said Kozo.

"I will just have to find another suitable pilot WITHOUT

YOU!" Gendo cried, turning around and stomping out of the

large room.

Kozo and Ritsuko high fived each other.

Gendo watched as the compatibility tests were conducted. He

yawned and rubbed his eyes. Suddenly, the "Angel Alarm"

sounded, like the buzzer on a microwave oven.

Misato ran up to Commander Ikari. "Sir!" she cried "Hyenas!

In the Pride Lands!"

He nodded slowly, and then glared at her "What did you say?"

She regarded him strangely "Angels . . . above the city."

"Launch unit one."

"Sir, there are THREE angels."

"Oh . . . I suppose we'd better launch more units then." he

mumbled.

"Gee, now wonder you're in charge." Misato smirked.

"Launch units 02 and 03 as well."

"Sir, did I mention there ARE THREE ANGELS!" screamed

Misato at the top of her lungs.

Gendo stuck a finger in the ear she had just yelled in, as

if poking at his grey matter would correct the damage to his

hearing. "All right, All right . . ." he muttered. "Launch

Unit 04 as well . . ."

"But Hikari hasn't had enough training, shouldn't we

send Rei instead?"

"Just do what I say."

"Yes Sir, Yes sir." She saluted him and scurried back to her

command post, informing Maya and the others on what to do.

"SORTIE!" she cried, using the french term they always use

just so they can pretend they're saying something more

special than "GO!"

Hovering over Tokyo-3, three angels sat in air, waiting

apparently.

"Bud." said one.

"Wei." said the next.

"Ser." said the other.

(old joke, apologies)

Out of the ground, four Evangelion units popped.

A little child was running along the street, staring

alternately at the Angels, the Evangelion units and her

Tamagotchi. "Those things in the air are froggies just like

you, Yuku!" she punched a button to feed her virtual pet.

"All right folks!" cried Asuka "Here's how it's going to

work. Shinji and I will attack the two outer angels,

Suzuhara, take out the middle one since you've got the gumby

arms. Hikari . . . be back up."

"All right." replied everyone seriously.

Kaworu's face appeared in Shinji's viewscreen. "Shinji-kun,

good luck!" he smiled.

Asuka's angry face appeared beside Kaworu's. "Would you

guys do your flirting on your OWN TIME? We're in the middle

of a battle here!" she screamed.

Kaworu shrugged and disappeared. Shinji rolled his eyes.

"Take a chill pill, Asuka."

"WHAT WAS THAT THIRD CHILD?"

Endo of chap. uan

im tired and stuff.. I hate uo. die. die . die. Chap. 2 soon… so very soon. :D