the last match was a special entire-roster tag match in a gigantic ring. On TEAM WWE there was HBK, HHH, John Cena Batista Big Show Kane Undertaker The Rock Steve Austin Bret Hart Randy Orton and everyone else and on team TNA it was AJ Styles Christpher Denials Booker T Sting Mick Foley Jeff Hardy (he went back to TNA) Abyss Sting and others I don't remember them all because TNA SUX!!!! WWE IS BETTER
The match ended with Mick Foley kicking everybody in the crotch twice on team TNA and then high fiving all the WWE guys because he betrayed them he grabbed a microphone and said IT'S GREAT TO BE IN COLUMBUS OHIO!!!! so the fans would cheer because they were in columbus ohio and then sadi ALL RIGHT the reason I kicked every TNA person in the crotch twice is because I realize WWE is the place to be and coming to TNA was a mistake!"
After the show everybody was backstage. The TNA guys all left becaue their crotches hurt still because mick was wearing steel toed/heeled/everythinged boots. The WWE guys were partying in the back drinking beers and even SMOKING CIGARETES some of them.
"Wow guys we did a good time!" said stone cold as he smashed beers together again and again
"yeah that was the best thing for us!" said undertaker. he was the dead man but ALSO was riding his motorcycle around the room from when he wasn't.
Vince Mcman came in and said ALL RIGHT BOYS GOOD JOB! he said AS A REWARD he spoke in all caps because he always yells "YOUR ALL NOT GOING TO BE FIRED EVER!"
The roster started cheering as they smoked and dranked and John Cena jumped up on a table and said "you knwo what guys!"
"WHAT" everybody said(especially stone cold!!!!)
"Since we can't be fired I'm going to come out as being gay!" John Cena took off his shirt where he had gottena new tattoo that said "I LOVE GAYS"
"Dude no way!" said randy orton
"I am gay too!"
Then everybody in the room started cheering and yelling "WERE ALL GAY WERE ALL GAY" while drinking their beers and some of them smoking (only the bad people like chris jericho and other bad guys were smoking) they all started takingoff their cloths and started being totally naked!
"wow hhh you have a really great c*ck!" yelled hbk when he saw hhh's thing. hbk couldn't hold himself back, he then started doing stuff to hhh right in front of everybody!!! everybody was watching and cheering them on and everybody started getting really turned on like gays do
soon everybody was having gay sex. undertaker and kane were having sex (their not REALLY brothers irl so its ok) hhh and hbk were having sex chris benoit and eddie guererro were having sex (wwe had raised them from the dead to be in the ppv) and randy orton and john cena were having sex. randy orton was going all like "THIS IS BASIC THUGUNOMICS" and pretending john's ass cheeks was a record player and he was rubbing his hands on them and going "CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA" like he was a rapping DJ.
"EVERYBODY STOP IT RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW" yelled vince mcman so everybody came
"I WONT HAVE ANY GAY WRESTLERS IN MY COMPANY!"
"well then were taking over!" everybody said, then they put vince into a trash can head first and rolled him down a volcano
"ILL GET U NEXT TIME FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!" vince yelled (he could yell it because he was a bad person and only bad people use that word)
then the WWE was changed from WWE to WWG (WORLD WRESTLING GAYS) and became the greatest company ever (even better than now!)