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HOW TO BE A NINJA!

Warning: This Ninja Kit contains assembly, and requires adult supervision. Not to be swallowed, or thrown without further instruction. Not for children under 4.

Caution: Contents may include sharp pointy things.

Ninja kit basics instructions: Open Ninja Kit with steak knife, pour contents out onto bed to be safe. Take out training uniform, wear it. Training uniform allows you to be more flexible and move easier in training. Also a great start for beginners. Slip on sandals.

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Assembly instructions: Strap belt on waist. Latch leather weapon pouch on belt, do not load with weapons. Wrap bandages around your left thigh and right area between knee and ankle. If you are left handed, then visa versa. Attach second leather pouch on the lower bandage. Do not fill with needles yet.

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IMPORTANT: Train to get used to outfit before loading with weapons: Kunai, Shuriken, needles, Explosive notes, scrolls, etc.

Inquire Hokage-sama of the Ninja Academy.

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MOLDING CHAKRA: First time finding chakra, find a peaceful place. Try near a tributary.

Find the chakra within you.

Pull at it, not forcefully, guide it.

Guide it towards where you want the chakra concentrated

Handseals help mold, after this exercise, it will be easy to mold chakra

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There are six places to place your forehead projector:

Forhead

Use as Headband

Arm

Around Neck

Waist

Thigh

And if you find more places, then congradulations.

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TEAMWORK: Being a ninja requires teamwork. Get to know your team, know their abilities, figure out their way of attacking. Help them train! Continue this and you will be a great ninja.

Congradulations, by the time you finish, you are an exceptional ninja.

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To get to Chuunin, purchase the "Chuunin Chapter Kit".

Coming soon.

Shikashikanaranara: There will be….meh, about three more chapters. Or four…