Title: Inane Questions

Author: Indigo Night

Feedback: Yes please

Summary: Contrary to popular belief Remus Lupin does not know everything.

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the characters

Spoilers: Nope.

Pairing: None.

Warnings: Nada.

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"Mooney, I'm flummoxed."

He looked up startled. "You're actually using the word-a-day calendar I gave you?"

Sirius gave him a wounded look.

"Right, sorry. So what's flummoxing you?" he decided to play along.

"Toilets."

"I'd have thought you had the hang of those by now."

"No, the public ones. They have those little signs on the doors. Why do the boys have arms and the girls don't?"

It took several moments for Remus to catch up with Sirius on that one. "I don't know." He admitted.

Sirius looked flabbergasted. "But you know everything!"

"No I don't."

"Do so."

"Shut up."