Truth, dare and miniskirts
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Harry stormed into the dormitory it was a Saturday and he was bored. Ron was lying on his bed reading a book. He looked up and saw Harry.

"Hey Harry what's up"

"I bored Ron BORED!! What can we do?" Harry complained.

"We?" Said a scared Ron thinking of the last time Harry was board and dragged Ron into his idea of fun

FLASH BACK

(Harry)Ron

(Ron)Yes Harry

(Harry)I'm board how bout we spy on Hermione

(R)Yer ok

They Use brooms to spy threw the window of the girl's dorm

(Hermione)Who is that at the window?

(R)O Dear (falls off broom)

Harry flies up the tower and away from the tower

(Hermione opens the window and looks down)RON!!! HOW DARE YOU SPY ON ME I"LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN

END OF FLASH BACK

"Yes we. Do you have any ideas?"

"Truth or dare" suggested Ron it was better than the last incident

"Ok you go first" Harry said excitedly

"Truth or dare"

"Truth"

"OK… Do you pick your nose" Ron said it was that or do you like my little sis he thought... he would not like to find out if it was the later.

"NO" Harry said hurridly taking his finger out of his nose "My turn truth or dare"

"Double Dare"

"Ok. I dare you to dance around in Hermione's miniskirt" Said Harry that would get rid of his boredom.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… Wait I said DOBBLE DARE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" Ron screamed triumph

"What? OH … NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… Wait Hermione only has 1 miniskirt." Harry said the last part triumphantly

"You can use Ginny's"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Hp Theme music plays and Harry and Ron are dancing in two pink miniskirts

At the same time Hermione realizes here miniskirt is missing

Hermione barges in obviously worried

"HARRY! HARRY! I 'v lots my mini… Ron why are you wearing my miniskirt?"

"It's nice and airy" Ron replies nervously

Hermione razes her wand and is about to hex Ron (Who is running away) When the dark lord appears out of no where.

"I'll Challenge you MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (cough cough I'm getting to old for this) HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA" Voldimort cries

"Wait aren't you meant to kill me? Like the prophesy and all, I'm here in a miniskirt without my wand and you attack her" Harry said confused he would like to do some thing interesting after all he was board.

"Shut up Potter I'll kill you later" Voldimort snapped

"K but do you mind before dinner I'm a very busy man" Harry replied

"Fine with me" Said the Dark Lord.

Hermione fights against Voldimort and manages to kill him.

Just before the curse hit him the Dark Lord cried 'I shall win I am immortal the hocruxes will save me. I am not…' This is when the curse hit him and he disappeared in a ball of flames.

"Now Ron" Said Hermione turning on him "You will have to pay for this perverting habit you have"

"But it was Harry's fault… Wait what are you doing with my broom… and that chainsaw…NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Authors note:

This is my first Fan fiction EVER so please please please give constructive criticism not just mindless flaming.