Disclaimer: FF-VII...not mine
FF-X...not mine
Beverly Hillbillies...not mine
Insanity that follows...mine (unfortunately).
Now, listen to a story 'bout a man named Strife
A screwed up ex-SOLDIER, based on his best friends life
He got real sick and he tried to run away
But a dead flower girl wouldn't have it that way!
She cured his arm; Geostigma that is;
With the Lifestream; Green Gold; Aeris Piss
The next thing you know, ol' Strife's fighting Sephiroth
At least now he's lost that damned annoying cloth
The one that covered up his scrawny little arm
And Aeris cured with her piss and her Ancient Cetran charms!
Voodoo magic; scary shit
Watch out or she'll douse you with her piss
Now, Strife's back to life and he's standing in the pool
With the kids all around him, feeling like a fool
Tifa says, "Cloud, you better get on outta there!
'Cuz there floating in the Lifestream is Aeris' underwear!"
Pink silk; frilly things
Low-cut kind; a g-string
(Vincent pulls a banjo out of his cloak and proceeds to pick and grin while Cid produces at jug I think it's Auron's from FF-X; Yuffie's playing spoons and Barret's got a harmonica; and for some reason, Tifa's leather outfit is replaced with blue jeans, complete with a rope belt)
Y'ALL COME BACK NOW, YA HEAR?!
A/N: Uh...I promise...I will get some sleep tonight. Again, sorry.