The Lost Chapters
I'm Naruto Uzumaki and this is my story, but um... don't tell Kishimoto-sama he kind of owns everything in my universe and I don't want him to sue
It didn't happen over night. I didn't just wake up one day and decide to fall in love. I can't say it was love at first sight. I didn't get struck by lighting or zapped with a sudden eureka moment. It was nothing like those steamy romance novels girls like to read late at night when no one else is around.
I've had my fair share of crushes, nope sorry that's a lie. I had a crush on one girl for a really long time. But with my sensei being who my sensei was I frequently spied on girls at the onsen and grew a healthy appreciation of the female form.
My parents died the day I was born and I basically raised myself. Love wasn't a word I heard often and never really directed at me. If I think about it the first person who confessed to me was my sensei, my male sensei, while training. Naturally I freaked out until I realized he didn't mean it that way. Whew. I knew my sensei was a closet perv, but that was taking it to a whole new level. Then I had two girls (yep, two girls cause I'm awesome like that) confess their love for me in a short period of time. A lot of stuff was going on then my village was destroyed, my best friend attacked the five most powerful people in the world, war was declared, war was waged, and then... Well then there was peace and I had a decision to make.
When Sakura confessed I knew it was a lie and I called her out on it. You see I had a crush on her since forever and I always imaged her confession to be a bit different. I'd take her out to Ichiraku's Ramen then we'd go to a carnival. I'd win her the biggest stuffed animal in the history of stuffed animals. Then we'd go on a ride on the Ferris wheel, and while at the top she'd confess her undying love for me. We'd kiss as fireworks go off and we'd live happily ever after.
It didn't happen that way. At. All. I has just gotten my ass beaten by Kumo-nins. I could've totally kicked their asses but I opted not to fight back. Seriously I could've, I just defeated Pein and he had those totally deluded Ame people thinking he was a God. Where was I, oh right, I was headed to the Land of Iron to meet the Raikage when Sakura confessed. My face was a mess and it was ridiculously cold then booya she confessed. I'm not a complete idiot. I knew she was hiding something. All our friends got together and decided Sasuke needed killing, and Sakura decided she'd be the one to do it. Plus I knew she'd never really fall in love with me until she resolved things with Sasuke, the guy she really loved.
When Hinata confessed it came literally out of nowhere. My sensei just died, I had just undergone really hard training, and I come home to find my village completely destroyed by Pein. Pein and I were fighting. He might have had me pinned but I had him right where I wanted him. Okay that's a lie I was trapped and trying to monologue my way out of the situation. Hinata appeared and confessed, I was in shock, and things just got worse from there.
Like I mentioned earlier I won that fight. Hinata was healed and the subject was never brought up again.
Do you see my dilemma? My parents and ero senin are dead so I have no one to talk to about girls. I could go to Kakashi-sensei but he's single and gets off on reading erotica. Yamato-sensei? That guy's from ANBU, his childhood is more effed up than mine. No way would I go to him for relationship advice. None of my friends had girlfriends, or if they did they weren't telling. For a guy who thought everything was troublesome Shikamaru looked awfully happy walking side by side with Temari of the Sand. But that's a story for another day.
It was kinda a bitch move for Sakura to confess false feelings for me when she knew I had true feeling for her. I forgave her for that, her intentions were good, kinda.
I was a world renowned war hero. People all over the world knew of my awesome fighting skills and that have me a lot of admirers. Fast forward a decade or two and some people still wonder how I ended up married to Hinata. They don't know, can't understand...I didn't pick her, she choose me.
So I decided to tell you our story. Don't expect me to go into detail about how hot my wife looked on our wedding night or exactly how my kids were conceived. That's classified information otherwise known as none of your business, you pervs.
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