Hi.

I found this at the bottom of one of my drawers and I had a mini heart attack because I thought someone may have seen it, but then I remembered that nobody really has time to go through every single one of my papers (trust me there's a lot. Like, at least four.). So I'm safe there.

To the people that are following This is Magic: I am deeply sorry. I know the last update was on Saturday, but I haven't had much inspiration to write this week. I hope this fic will semi-sort of make up for it, and I hope to get a new chapter out by Saturday!

To the people that have not read This is Magic: read it. Please. (Look I said please, that means, by the laws of Yoshirueme, you have an obligation to read it now. You can't just not read it. Look, here's the address: /works/2484467/chapters/5512661. Aren't I nice and accommodating? READ MY FANFICTION PLS *desperate crying*)
Enjoy!

"Eren," Levi growled in frustration. For fuck's sake, as if he wasn't busy enough as it is, this little shitface just had to show up, claiming that he had finished all of his duties. The brown-haired brat sat in the corner of Levi's office, shifting in his seat loudly and letting out lengthy sighs. "Are you constipated or something? If you're that bored then why don't you make yourself useful by cleaning?" Naturally, the Corporal had a bucket filled with cleaning supplies sitting in the opposite corner of his office.

The brunet jumped to attention at the harshness in his superior's voice. "Y-yes sir! I'll do that right away, sir!" Eren declared as he shot up from his chair and proudly saluted. Suddenly, as if he remembered something, he slouched from his stance a bit. "Ah, but sir, we don't have any more brooms, thanks to Hanji's weird experiments…" Eren trailed off nervously.

Levi sent him a piercing glare. "You have hands, am I fucking right? Think a bit, Jaeger. Actually use that organ residing in your skull for once, no matter how miniscule it may be." Eren's head drooped, but he nodded vigorously and dropped to the ground. "And if I see one speck left on the floor, I'll make you lick it all up," the raven added dangerously. Eren gulped, then dropped his head to the ground even lower and inspected the ground carefully.

It was somewhere between the time Levi's harsh words ended and the moment Eren decided to actually follow orders that it happened.

Something undeniably odd.

Levi fucked up.

The raven sat there, unable to tear his burning gaze away as his soldier cleaned his floor in the most provocative position he had ever seen. Now, Levi had never been into guys (or girls, for that matter), but something stirred inside him as he watched Eren. Well, watched, stared intensely, same thing.

The brunet was on his knees, his arms stretched out in front of him, making his back arch. His ass wiggled in the air on full display as Eren did his task with determination. His tight white pants stretched across the boy's backside, and Levi swallowed hard. He wanted to touch it. Caress the supple flesh before smacking it until it was a blushing red. Levi's hooded eyes followed Eren's movements around the room, desire filling his body more and more. Finally, after a particularly sexual stretch by Eren, the raven couldn't take it anymore. Slamming his pen down, the Corporal jumped out of his chair and stalked over to the tempting boy.

"Corporal, is everything alri—ah!" Eren jolted forward as he felt his superior's strong hands kneading his ass in circular motions.

"Shut up, Jaeger," Levi hissed. Eren gasped again as the raven rubbed his hands around the plump mounds, and the noise shot through Levi's body like an arrow. He had to hear more. Without warning, Levi grabbed Eren's hips and pulled him back, grinding him into Levi's clothed erection. Eren jolted and moaned, lust clouding those aquamarine eyes. Levi's own steel eyes rolled back in pleasure, and he repeated the action, harder and more insistent this time. Eren rocked backwards, seeking the wonderful feeling again and again.

The Corporal leaned over the teal-eyed boy and wrapped his arms around his torso. One hand caressed his defined stomach, making Eren shiver, but the other had slightly impure intentions as it rubbed against Eren's crotch ever so lightly. The breath hitched in Eren's throat and he moaned out "Leviii…"

Smirking, Levi started stroking Eren faster. The boy trembled in his arms, and Levi loved it. "Ah-ah, L-levi, st—ah! Please…" Eren gasped. "No, nghh—oh!" Levi, finally done with teasing, removed his hand and quickly flipped the brat over. He hovered on top of him, totally dominant.

"Hey, Eren," Levi breathed out. "Have you ever had a blowjob?"