Armstrong LIKE A BOSS!

by What-the-Dark

this is a day in the life of armstrong where he does everything LIKE A BOSS! WARNING: this fanfic is somewhat disturbing

Disclaimer: WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING

Here is the link to the song: .com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

Armstrong "Like a BOSS"

I wake up LIKE A BOSS

I take my shower LIKE A BOSS

I polish my chest LIKE A BOSS

I drop the soap LIKE A BOSS

Get raped by my friend LIKE A BOSS

I rape him back LIKE A BOSS

I kick him out LIKE A BOSS

Take a dump LIKE A BOSS

I dump glitter on me LIKE A BOSS

Make my ding-dong sparkle LIKE A BOSS

Named it Winky LIKE A BOSS

Watch some Fullmetal LIKE A BOSS

Go to work LIKE A BOSS

Kill my groupies LIKE A BOSS

Rip off my shirt LIKE A BOSS

Scream at Edward LIKE A BOSS

Do some coke LIKE A BOSS

Take off my pants LIKE A BOSS

Pass out in the street LIKE A BOSS

Almost get hit by a car LIKE A BOSS

I wake up again LIKE A BOSS

Have a bachelor brunch LIKE A BOSS

Eat some fat cakes LIKE A BOSS

Drink some orange juice LIKE A BOSS

Cover it with a napkin LIKE A BOSS

Get ruffied anyway LIKE A BOSS

Make a build-a-bra LIKE A BOSS

And put it on LIKE A BOSS

I'm a boss LIKE A BOSS

Do it again tomorrow LIKE A BOSS

WHO'S MY DADDY?

MY MOM!