Hey people! This is Eeveeleah. Okaaay, this is my first story, so I don't know how you readers will like it. This is basically just a bunch of one-shots about the untold adventures of Oblivia. I got the inspiration [did I spell that right?] from Ju5t An0th3r H3d63h06's story sketch, and based quite a few of my stories from her, so I must give her credit. So if you want awesome Pokemon Ranger SoA stories featuring Kate, Keith, and Rythmi, check her out! Thanks for inspiring me!
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon, though if I did, Pokemon Rangers would have there own TV show.
Summer: *barges in* NEMAAAA!
Nema: Hey Summer. What's up?
Summer: *deadly calm tone* Don't you dare try to play innocent. *loses the tone* You took a picture of ME and RED EYES at the Rainbow Festival last night! *ahem*
Nema: Who, moi? I would never!
Summer: They put your name under the picture. *holds up a newspaper*
Nema: …Oops?
Ben: …Wow…
Red Eyes: Holy Arceus…
Ben: I can't believe she actually did it.
Red Eyes: Me neither. Where did Summer even get a toilet paper role that big anyways?
Rand: Hey guys, what's u- why is the Wireless Tower covered in toilet paper?
Ben: Ummm, we might have dared Summer…
Summer: Um, Blue Eyes, why is your hair brown?
Blue Eyes: Fudge happened.
Summer: *tilts head to side in confusion*
Blue Eyes: *sigh* Red Eyes thought it was funny to dump pudding in my hair.
Summer: Shall we plan your revenge?
Blue Eyes: We shall.
Red Eyes: *walking… then a bunch of shellos slime is dumped on him from above* UGH! WHAT THE H***!
Blue Eyes/Summer: *on pokemon in the sky* BWAAAAAHAHA
Red Eyes: D*** you two…
Leanne: But this dress is so pretty!
Summer: Leanne, there is an incredible difference between frilly and simple layers.
Leanne: But-
Summer: Ditch. The. Dress. NOW!
Summer: Hola!
Ben: Translation?
Summer: …
Ben: *facepalms* You gotta be kidding me.
Nema: But Summer, this movie's PG-13!
Summer: Has this ever stopped us before?
Nema: *panic-y tone* But what if Papa finds out?!
Summer: …We run like h***.
Summer: Pancakes!
Blue Eyes: Waffles!
Summer: Pancakes!
Blue Eyes: Waffles!
Summer: Pancakes!
Blue Eyes: Waffles!
Summer: Pancakes!
Blue Eyes: Waffles!
Red Eyes: Bacon!
Summer: *crosses arms* HEY! You stole my turn! But good idea.
Ben: *crosses arms* Sooo, you're gonna take about a gazillion years to look for the TV remote instead of getting up and changing the channel?
Summer: That and Rand will kill me if I he finds out I lost it again.
Ben: Point taken. I'll see if Nema blew it up by 'accident'.
Ben: Hey Summ- Whoa.
Summer: Ten bucks, buddy. I took the bet and curled my hair. Hey, do you have a fever? Your face is looking kind of red…
Red Eyes: *walks in, sees Summer, and faints*
Summer: …What?
Ben: My crayon!
Summer: No! My crayon!
Ben: Leaaaaaanne! Summer stole my crayon!
Summer: *pouts* He was taking too long!
Leanne: Children. What are you two drawing, anyways?
Summer: *holds up a picture of…* Squiggles!
Leanne: *facepalms* I speak too soon.
Summer: I'm bored…
Ben: …
Summer: I mean it Ben. Ben?
Ben: …zzz…
Summer: Aha. *smirks and pulls out a sharpie* I think my bored-ness has been cured.
[about a half-hour later]
Ben: SUUUUUUMMER!
Blue Eyes: You play guitar?
Red Eyes: A little bit, but I never really play for anyone.
Blue Eyes: Ah. Don't worry, I won't tell Summer.
Red Eyes: *blushes* WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!
Blue Eyes: She loves playing the guitar.
Red Eyes: …Really?
Nema: Can I have your desert?
Summer: *sounding bored* You asked that yesterday.
Nema: I won't ask again!
Summer: Said that yesterday.
Nema: l really mean it!
Summer: Said that too.
Nema: *looking annoyed* What can I eat of yours?!
Summer: *looking interested* How about my vegetables?
Summer: Jeez, I'm tired. *yawns*
Ben: Holy Arceus, that must be the shortest, quietest full sentence I've heard coming from Summer.
Summer: Oh, shuddup.
Ben: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL SUMMER?!
Summer: LOOK HERE, BENJAMIN! I'VE HAD A REALLY BAD DAY AND-
Ben: OKAY! You're real Summer!
Summer: No freaking duh.
Ben: Summer, Sums, Summy, Sum-shine, Sumilina, Summeo, Summer-chan, Summilla, Sum-
Summer: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS DO YOU WANT BENJAMIN?!
Ben: I was just gonna ask if you wanted some ice-cream…
Nema: Aw, but blowing the trumpet's fun!
Rand: Not for the ears of the people trying to sleep in the middle of the night. *ahem*
Ben: Yeah, not everyone's nocturnal.
Nema: *pouting*
Ben: Actually, I wanna try something with that…
[a minute later, the three are standing over Summer in bed, who can sleep through practically anything]
Ben: 'Kay Nema, hit it.
Nema: *blows on the trumpet hard*
Summer: …hmm… *turns on her side*
The Other Three: *jaws dropping*
Rand: She's still sleeping…
Leanne: *sneaking up behind them and sounding beyond furious* Guess who isn't.
Summer: Now Ben, before you make any comments, know that if I down this GIGANTIC ice-cream cone in under five minutes, you won't have to pay.
Ben: Point taken. Now hurry and eat, I think I left my wallet at Rand's house.
Summer: *digging in*
Ben: I didn't even know it was possible to play the Kung Fu Panda theme song on the saxophone.
Nema: That's because I'm awesome that way-
Summer: Well I just learned it's a form of ear torture.
Nema: ...Ouch.
Summer: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER-
Red Eyes: SHUT UP!
Summer: …Touché.
So, that about wraps it up. I really don't know if I'm gonna most anymore stories, so if anyone gives me suggestions, so don't be disappointed if I don't use them.
Review, please! Flames as well; I want some advice from other writers/readers on how I could improve.
Oh yeah, I nearly forgot! *ahem* I am dedicating this series of stories to my awesome seventh grade reading/writing/homeroom/x-block teacher,who I will not name for the sake of privacy, who helped me open up to my classmates and have fun in class.
That is all.
