"HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED?" SPYRO MOMENTS
HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED…
…what the label on the inside of their children's books would say if Spyro and Cynder had kids?
The Chronicler looked over his shelves, finally managing to find the book he wanted he got it to float over to his reading desk. The cover read "Cyron", flipping to the inside of the cove, the Chronicler looked at the inside label "This book made possible by Spyro and Cynder". A/N: lol, I thought this would be funny.
…how Gaul was enlisted into Malefor's service?
"It says here that you've desecrated five shrines in the past four months, managed to burn and steal from about nineteen villages in the last two months…," read the purple dragon as he looked over Gaul's resume. "You're hired!"
"Really!? What caught your eye about my resume the most?"
"The fact that you're the first one with a resume that says you actually take a bath, even if you take one annually."
…how Cynder was tutored?
"Take the apes and attack the enemy's defences," ordered Gaul. The black dragoness in front of him just cocked her head to one side and gave him a blank stare, as if studying his face for clues to whatever he was talking about. "Apes!" said Gaul as he pointed at the apes. "Enemy!" he said as he pointed at the wall a kilometre away from them. "Attack!" He said as he demonstrated what attacking was, attacking his apes to demonstrate. "Get it!?"
"Ooohhhhhh!" said Cynder as she vigorously nodded her head smiling like a child who had been promised mounds of candy. Looking over the attack force of Cynder's, Gaul sighed.
"Shit," he spoke, "I just took out our attack force."
...What Malefor did to pass the time while in the well of souls?
"Your move first," spoke the voice from the altar at convexity to Gaul, who moved his left knight to shield one of his pawns. After a while of waiting Gaul got annoyed.
"Are you still deciding on what your move will be!?" he called to the stream of Convexity. The voice sighed. After another hour of waiting Gaul finally sighed, "This is getting boring…"
"Yah, I kind of forgot that I'm trapped in the Well of Souls, so I can't really make a move."
A/N: I found these funny. I was really hyper when I wrote these, so I was laughing hysterically when I typed it up, so I ended up falling off the chair…how the heck did it happen? I have NO idea, (my chair at the computer has arm rests) so yah, NAH, that never happened, but I did find these quite funny. I typed this because I was a bit stressed with my other series', so I decided to type this up. A good laugh always relieves stress.