Diamond Does Deling!?!

There he was he stepped out of the light like a fallen angel and brushed his cloak over his left shoulder.His eyes were like rubys in the night sky and his hair was like a flow of liquid gold. Then it happen!!!!!
"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE THONG BOY!"
zell was drunk and prancing around in the street with laguna in purple thongs i walked over and said....
" Im sorry about my friend he's a little strange"
"its ok" he said "so whats your name?"
"Rinoa" i said and who are you? "im Prince Diamond Darknation the air to the shinra empire" wow i said a prince" i was getting really worried now zell was on top of the train building sing aerosmith with laguna playing a tennis racket. ironicly he was singing i dont want to miss a thing then diamond put his arms around me and said dont worry they have one hell of a hangover in the morning. then the shuttle took of from esthar we could see it with the blast zell fell off the roof and landed in the dumpster lets leave him there he said and we walked off towards the garden train .

{{next day}}

i woke up and looked over zell was a sleep in my knicker draw and laguna was in the bath some how they had got out of the dumpster and into my room. which was a miricle or just squall.
i satt down on the sofa and i heard a yell i leaped into the air and i turned there was Diamond on the sofa reading a book. "im sorry sir" i said as i brushed him off "its fine dont worry" he said " so you going to show me around today" he hinted i knew the least i could do was show him around or get squall to do it. we walked out into the hall and i saw kiros and squall race past in wheel chairs being chased by the very angry dr wackybacky. we walked down the hall and ran into headmaster cid "sir" i said "this is my friend prince diamond of midgar" that word i knew i shouldnt have said that word prince cid ran off to his office faster than a wippit on speed and came running back with a red carpet. this was going to be one of those weeks i said.