Germany was sat at his desk. He was flicking through his paperwork. Tomorrow was the world conference, and he had to be ready. Suddenly, the silence of the huge room was broken as his telephone rang.
"H-hello? This is Germany speaking…"
"Hello Doitsu! Are you ready!" A familiar voice yelled down the phone.
"W-what!" the German replied, becoming worried.
"Doitsu! Doitsu! How big is your penis!"
"Wh-WHAT!" Germany slammed the phone down, shaking slightly. He looked around, noticing the open window, running to shut it. The door swung open, a shadow flooded across the floor, walking slowly closer to Germany. He turned around, and saw Italy, wearing only his boxers.
"I-Italy! What the hell do you think you're doing here!" the usual look of anger came across Germany's face. He stepped back slightly, but the Italian walked closer, slowly pulling down his only item of clothing. Germany lifted his arms, trying to hold Italy back, but the Italian was too busy ripping off Germany's clothes. Italy forced the German down onto the floor.
"Hmm, That should be just the right size, Doitsu…."
"I-Italy!"
At this moment, another shadow appeared by the door, Germany struggled under Italy, trying to get his clothes. Before he could get from under the naked Italian, Japan appeared at the Door.
"Hello Nihon!" Italy greeted, Still holding Germany down to the floor.
"ew." Japan said as he covered his eyes, disgusted by the sight quickly turned to run out of the room.
"G-Get off me!" Germany yelled.
Italy grabbed hold of Germany's face, and shoved his tongue into his mouth. As tongue and penis collided, Germany lovingly grabbed hold of Italy, stroking his hair until the sound of footsteps running towards the room pulled them apart. A small grey alien was stood at the door.
"Oh fucking limey fuck!"