Pointless pointless pointless...
Let's Just Call Them All Mary Sue!
By Liz
Me *walking upstairs humming out of tune. I open the door to my room*
Sirius Black is sitting on my bed.
Me: I knew I should've left the window closed...
Sirius *folds arms* We need to talk *gives me an evil look*
Me: Er, okay. *sits down* What did I do?
Sirius: I have a few complaints concerning you as a fanfiction writer. I must discuss with you all the fanfics that you are writing about me *starts to throw wand up in the air and catch it*
Me *gulps* :Uh- I can explain-
Sirius *interrupts* :I can't help but notice that you always having me fall in love with someone. How many girls do I have to fall for-
Me: Hold on! I don't have a lot of fics about you falling in love...
Sirius: I mean the ones saved to your computer disk and those in your head.
Me *GASP* :You can read my mind!?
Sirius *smugly* :I'm not a wizard for nothing. I can if you concentrate hard enough.
Me *smiles nervously*: So you mean you know about Jenny and Sammy?
Sirius: And Estelle, Becky, Maria...
Me: Stop! Stop!
Sirius: ...Julia, uh, Rose? I'm losing track. I have an idea! Let's just call them all Mary Sue!
Me: I resent that.
Sirius: I think we need to work on your characters.
Me *thinks very hard* Maybe I should set Sirius up with Hermione...
Sirius *shocked*: What!? No way! She could be my daughter!
Me *still thinking* Or Ginny Weasley...
Sirius: Ahhhh!!! Okay, may be I was a bit unreasonable...
Me Or Professor McGonagall
Sirius: You wouldn't do that...would you? *studius me* Okay, never mind. Uh, I think I remember that one girl! Yeah, er, that one. She wasn't that bad, I mean not much of a Mary Sue at all! *smiles nervously*
Me: Leave the fanfiction writing to the fanfiction writers, Sirius
Sirius: AH, yes! The "all powerful" fan fiction writers, huh? Fanfiction writing is so easy that even Peter could do it!
Me *winces at the mention of that evil name*: Now hold on there! Fanfiction writing is an art!
Sirius *continues while ignoring me*: All you do is throw in some ravishingly beautiful character and she falls in love with someone.
Me *proudly* I only have two of those!
Sirius *loudly* OR the more plain, but brilliant character...
Me: Er- three, or five of those somewhere...
Sirius: OR-
Me: Okay okay! You've made your point! I think you should stop now.
Sirius: Why?
Me: So you can go and find out who I've paired you up with in my latest story!!!
Sirius *faints dead away*
Like I was saying...pointless. Boredom has strange effects on me.
Now remember-If you don't have anything nice to say...Don't say anything at all!!!
Thanks,
Liz