By: KeykoArtemisMinerva (She does not own anything. If she did Arty would have fallen for a girl named Minerva and The Horror would not have met an untimely end in The Umbrella Academy.)
Dearest World…
I hate you. But I love you all the same! Also, I am a Bipolar genius with an I.Q. of at least 173, so on occasion you will witness my two halves blossom and wither through out my work. You, my biggest fans and harshest critics, Artemis Fowl Fan Fiction readers, are my source of inspiration for all things. But, I was wondering the aisles of my regional book store, bored as the next AF comes out in Summer 2010 and as I have read all in the series and have memorized the first, I picked up an exquisite graphic novel. (So it was my idea, losers.) This was The Umbrella Academy, an alternative comic book filled with time paradoxes, violence, and a mysterious birth of 53 super powered children. In all my reading it has only mentioned the few in the Umbrella Academy itself. I then pondered the existence of the others unmentioned and the distinct look and genius that the character No.5 shares with Artemis. Noting the lack of many successful and/or completed crossovers it decided to take a crack at one. Here we go!
P.S. I'm a A/M fan. Deal with it. I also take constructive criticism!
P.S.S This may also be posted on other websites but it is most likely done by me. Do not copy please!
Chapter 1
"You see therapist, me and my stupid genius boyfriend just saw a president get assassinated… What do you think I should do about the relationship? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"This is too much of a coincidence," thought Artemis, "Minerva are you receiving the same data on your end?" Through the static caused by the tapes digital enhancement he witnessed it, President J.F.K. had been assassinated by no bullet. There was nothing but a girl that had a different facial structure than Mrs. Kennedy whispering, the next moment, utter horror. "Yes Artemis, but I'd rather not…" replied Minerva in a weak shudder. Artemis still in partial shock glanced back at the speaker phone, "Thank you for the help, you can shut down the program now. This is a most appalling and unpleasant thing for one to watch." The sound of a button depressed in a rushed fashion could be heard through the headset, "I think I'll work on my nature film now Arty. Yes, many birds and baby deer can block out that emotionally scarring event." Turning away from his own HD Hargreeves screen in a black leather office chair he replied head resting on his hand, "I'm sorry you had to see that. But I am on to an extraordinarily important lead. You don't want to hear my voice right now I suppose. I'm going to break off connection alright?" With that the sound of a phone crashing into it's base echoed around the Fowl office, followed by a dial tone. Was this historical finding worth the fury of a girl genius scorned? By god I hope so, thought Artemis. I've seen this mystery hit-woman's face before, he turned to a recent newspaper. The Umbrella Academy Stops Apocalypse! was the front page headline underneath it a picture. "There!" he cried in realization, "The Rumor!" This so called super heroine had the power to achieve any thing by voicing it aloud. Through the new images Artemis read her lips, "Mr. President... I heard a rumor that the back of your head is about to explode." Should I expose possibly the most lethal and dangerous fighting force in the world for what one of them may have done out of good, evil, or whim? Also, why is she the same age then as she appears now? But he never had the chance to ponder these questions any further…