Ok hi. This is my first ever fanfiction story. I am pretty sure that it won't be extremely good so sorry. In fact, I know that this is going to be terrible, but it might be funny, at least I hope it will be funny. It will probably also be so stupid and bad and random and whatever. Also if you like Kikyo fan don't read this story b/c I don't like her and well, you get the picture. Anyway, here's your most likely bad story:

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speaking: " "

me making weird random comments in the middle of the story that you are trying to read: ( )

The Inuyasha gang meets a giant, mutant worm

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any other Inuyasha characters (tear, tear)

          Well one day Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango (by the way, Shippo isn't going to be in this fic b/c he sometimes gets on my nerves) were walking around Feudal Era Japan (I told you this was going to be pathetically bad) on their way back to Kaede's hut/house thing. They had just beat up a most likely scary looking (what?! How should I know what it looks like, I wasn't there! Geez!) demon thingy and they had another jewel shard. (yay for them!) So, they were happy. (yeah, "happy") At least, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku were, but Inuyasha was upset that they had to go back to the hut and not keep shard hunting.

          There were lots of shards in Kagome's necklace and she was thinking about how much she could get for it in a pawnshop in her time. (just kidding) Really she was thinking about how cute Inuyasha was when he was mad (I am a inu/kag fan, but this is not going to get limey and definitely not lemony) 'wow he's cute when he's mad' (redundant isn't it?)(oh well) 'too bad he loves Kikyo' (poor Kagome) :(

          While this was happening (oh yes something did happen, you just weren't paying any attention, bad you) Inuyasha was thinking about how cute Kagome was when she was smiling. (man these people just have one-track minds) 'Kagome sure is cute when she's smiling' (Dr. Redundant strikes again!) 'Too bad she isn't going out with me' (pretend he know what that means)(o also I can't think of anyone for Inuyasha to think she is going out with)

           While this was happening (yes, once again you missed the vital (ya right) action that is defining my extremely fine piece of literature. You bad, bad reader!) Miroku was trying to grope Sango and wasn't having much success. Every time he reached out she hit him with her big boomerang thing (I can't remember the name but you know what I am talking about) on the head.

"Wait" cried Inuyasha, "Why are we doing this the slow way?"

"What do you mean?" asked Kagome (ga, what's up with all of these questions, don't these people have anything better to do?)

"I mean, why don't we fly?"

"What?" cried Kagome

"I can fly," stated Inuyasha (it's my story and if I say he can fly then he can fly so pthbbbb)

          So everyone climbed on Inuyasha's back (yes everyone) and enjoyed a restful ride back to the hut.

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So what do you think of the first chapter of my insane, strange story? Please review b/c I want to get review b/c then I will be happy and that means that I won't be sad. I don't know how often I will get to post between now and May 30 b/c that is the last day of school and I still have to take my exams blah (or as a character in the terrible videos we have to watch in French would say "beurk") anyway, please review and I will try to update as often as possible. I hope to

c u l8r

-Brekke