(A/N: Sorry for the chapters, they will all be kinda short)
Chapter 1: The test
Loki sat in the bathroom with the pregnancy test in her hand, still not able to comprehend how or when it happened. The only person she has slept with was Toni and well, Toni can't get her pregnant.
"Hey babe are you okay? You have been in there for a while."
Toni was on the other side of the door holding Loki's coffee. She tried opening the door but Loki had locked it and sealed it with a magical bond, not allowing even Jarvis to unlock it.
"Lo. Come on your coffee is going to be cold." Toni refused to leave, she worked to hard to make the brand new coffee machine work for Loki not to drink it. And plus Loki never locks herself in the bathroom. Ever.
"Go away! I wish to not be seen right now. Just leave my coffee on the floor and I will get it in a second." Loki sounded like she was crying, Toni was not ok with this at all.
"Okay...if you say so." She put down the coffee cup and made the noise as if she did walk away and remained silent until Loki opened the door. After a minute, Loki opened the door not even seeing Toni, and at that moment Toni held the door open and barged into the bathroom.
"Whats with the box?" Toni questioned picking up the box.
"I told you to stay out!" Loki said banging her fist on the counter, cracking it all the way to the sink.
"Correction. You said you did not want to be seen, not for me to come in. Now why do you have a pregnancy test box? Wait! You're pregnant! How! Are you cheating on me?!" Toni's tone of voice changed within half a second.
"No I'm not I swear on the nine realms! Its... your child." Her face had no trace of happiness, only guilt. She handed Toni the 3 tests that all showed positive.
"M-My child?" Toni was so confused. She is a woman, how does a woman get another woman pregnant. But then again, there is the proof, lying in her hand.
"I do believe it was from that one night we got drunk, and I turned you into a man. And well I guess we didn't even process the fact that we needed condoms." she shrugged hoping that Toni wouldn't yell anymore.
"So you are saying I knocked you up." Toni sat on the counter, not capable of looking Loki in the eye
"In Midguardian terms yes. And just to let you know, us Asguardian women tend to have very short pregnancies compared to women here." Loki sat on the rim of the tub and sipped her coffee.
"How short?" Toni finally looked at her with an arched eyebrow.
"Somewhat around a month."
"Well at least I don't have to deal with nine months of hell." Toni smiled.
"Actually it's worse. It's all those nine months scrunched up into one."
"Oh shit I'm screwed." Toni lowered her head accepting the fact that pure hell from the goddess of mischief is about to break loose.
Loki only smiled and had a good feeling about this new family that her and Toni will have.