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Dedication: warm.summer.nights! Happy Birthday!!

Words: 463

Note: Um… It just kinda happened. Olette seemed like a women's rights kinda girl, and I felt like writing KH II.

Women's Rights

Roxas slapped Hayner's hand in return. They pulled together and slammed in to each other's shoulders. "Hayner!" He yelled.

"Roxas!!" Hayner shouted back.

Olette sighed as she watched from the couch. "Men," she breathed. "Guys, come on! We're all gonna hang out over the summer! Why do you have to make such a big deal about this?"

They decided to ignore her as they carried out their ritual with all the other guys in the class they were friends with. To all the girls, a firm hand to hold and a kiss on the cheek.

"I'll miss you the most," he said to one as he pecked her on the cheek. Then to another, "I'll miss you the most!" Olette heaved a big sigh as he carried this out until all that was left was the teacher.

"Miss," Roxas and Hayner declared together. "I'll miss you the most!" They both stood up on their toes and stole her cheeks with a kiss.

Pence couldn't help himself and burst out laughing, before he could even manage to get away from the irritated Olette. These guys were too much. That charisma that caused even the teacher to blush. As they all walked down the halls, followed by trails of people bidding their adieus to Roxas and Hayner. Then a group of girls came by and pulled Pence and Olette aside. This was their group now.

"Olette, Pence! We'll miss you!" They squealed. Continuous "Kyaa"s and squeals escaped the girls as they discussed plans for the summer. After about 5 minutes of this incessant chit-chat, they all hugged each other and dispersed to their respective friends.

Roxas and Hayner were leaning against the lockers, staring where the group previously chatted.

"What?" Olette asked with a flip of that chestnut hair and a sneer from her fair face. "Jealous?"

"Not really," Roxas began, waving absently to a classmate passing by. "It's just… Me and Hayner--" Olette stopped him then to correct his grammar, "—are the most popular guys in school, and yet… Pence hangs out with more chicks than we do."

"Yeah, really…" Hayner agreed, a careless one-armed hug to a pretty blonde girl.

"Maybe because I don't call them chicks," Pence stated simply with a smile.

Olette agreed with a smirk and a pat that messed up their perfect hair. "My dear, dear friends. I love you, but you just have to work on your women skills. Women like a man who respect them. Women like a man who's gentle, but firm. Everything you guys aren't!" She laughed as they all left the school in to that burning hot sun. Roxas and Hayner grinned at each other. They'd heard a lot of advice that year, that was - by far - the best.

It was something they could actually use.

ALL MEN COULD USE THAT ADVICE! Not all. Just most. :) No offense to any guy who may read this.