Mew was incredibly bored...seriously, there was nothing to do, most fossil Pokemon were well 'gone' in a way, after all a lot of time did pass after...that...happened.

Mew looked at the sky and she knew, she knew Arceus was most likely looking at her, not that she cared...she was busy thinking of what to do to pass her time...

She could bother other legendary Pokemon, but she was not feeling in her usual mood lately. Then out of nowhere she summoned some random Pokemon from who knows where they came from or what they were doing, they all started to scream, but Mew stared and got a idea, so she spoke in very formal words.

"Greetings Contestants! I am Mew and Please welcome to my island!" Spoke Mew, The Pink small cat like pokemon giggled as her long tail and feet floated around.

All of the so called contestants immediately looked up, some of them covering their eyes from the sun, most whinned.

"And who the hell are you supposed to be again?" said the Dragon type Pokemon known as Druddigon, He had a large blue strong body filled with scales, large blue wings, his red Head matched his spikes at the end of his tail, his belly had a carmel color, claws and nails sharp.

"I already told you... i am Mew the far more superior legendary Pokemon~" Mew giggled at the Ignorance.

"How did you bring us here?" Spoke a shaking Aron, She looked to be a Silver Metal Beetle of sorts, very small...her head big however.

"Um, i teleported all of you here by random" Mew told them.

"But why!" Said a huffing Eevee from the crowd, she looked like she wanted a answer immediately, her small brown dog like appearance made her look more cute than intimidating.

"I felt like it."

Silence. Everyone in the Crowd just stared, Mew took this chance too look at them, First was a Munchlax, he looked like a small fat chubby blue bear of sorts, he was still sleeping, despite all the ruckus, Eevee was still glaring then she noticed she was in the middle of a crowd and ran away on the field, Mew was confused at this...why did she not run away if they were in a open field?

Then a nerdy voice came from somewhere. "Um, miss Mew if i may be very frankly, um like can we go home please?" Said a nerdy Cyndaquil, small Fire Mouse like Pokemon had his eyes closed.

Mew stared for a moment and then spoke.

"um, no, I'm bored and that is clearly more important than you babies being lost, Now entertain me!" She rudely stated.

"You're a fucking Bitch! Fine! If you want us to entertain you how about we kick you ass!" Yelled Skarmory his voice incredibly irritating, He was pretty skinny and tall, a Metal Armor Bird, no fingers but long wings instead flipping her the...bird, sharp teeth too, most Pokemon seemed pissed at Mew.

"Fine... how about we make it interesting? um..how about a prize? for the winner that does his or her best eh?" Mew giggled away her worries.

"What kind of Prize?" asked a Moon shaped Pokemon, his Red eyes staring with interest.

"Well Lunatone, how about berries everyone loves berries?" Mew said excitedly.

"Yeah! Boy i love me some good berries!" Smirked Squirtle, The Tiny blue pokemon smiled his long blue squirrel like Tail wagging. Brown Shell shiny, teeth white af.

Then a female voice was heard.

"That is stupid, we can just find berries! We don't need a stranger to hand us Berries!" Said Dragonair, a long light blue snake like pokemon, dark blue pearl on her neck,small cute wings as ears.

"Boi do i wan me sum berries eh!" Chuckled Grimer, Startling others as he was very quiet before. His Purple grime stinky/sticky.

"Well how about a life time supply of berries?" Smirked Mew.

"Like seeds we can grow on our own?" Asked a curious Jigglypuff, her round pink body clean.

"Yes and No...These seeds are magical! oooo~" Whispered Mew.

Most Pokemon seemed skeptical, These Being Solrock..a Big Yellowish Ball that looked like the sun, however it was a rock, Large Black holes, Red eyes glowing, spikes making her look like the sun.

Kirlia she looked like a cute small girl, green legs and arms, white dress and green hair, red eyes.

Cryogonal, he looked like a snowflake, just solid, he was pretty big, Blue eyes shining brightly.

Mienfoo, a small ferret like pokemon, with red clothing.

Druddigon, the Blue Dragon with Red parts in his body.

Eevee, small cute puppy, nasty attitude, heart on her tail fur.

Skarmory, foul mouthed iron bird.

Numel, small yellow camel with hump, eyes seemed bored.

Dragonair, pretty light blue snake.

And Jigglypuff, Cute Pink Balloon.

Other Pokemon looked at Mew plan the seeds Psychicly grab and squish Totodile, a small blue Crocodile like contestant using Water Gun on the seeds and throwing her away afterwards.

The seeds immediately grew and sprouted, Berries from Oran to Chesto, and others that were unknown to most, Mew ate a berry she spit the seed on the ground and using Totodile as a hose again, another small tree came up and more berries appeared from Pecha to Rawst and Persim to Pinap with Pomegs.

Now most pokemon stared in awe, as Mew gave them berries to eat, some chowed down without thinking these Pokemon being-

Charmander, orange bipedal Lizard with a flame at the tip of his tail.

Squirtle, cool Blue turtle Dude.

Bulbasaur, greens frog like plant thing, with a bulb on his back.

Totodile, blue crocodile, happy smile, lots of teeth. She smiled.

Pichu, smol yellow mouse, he was smiling.

Tynamo, little levitating fish. She was nervous.

Togepi, quirky creature with an egg shell as clothing.She smiled.

Munchlax, sleeping blue bear who had woken up after he smelled the smell of food.

Turtwig, small plant like turtle.

Unlike squirtle he walked with four legs instead of his bipedal two.

Palpitoad, silly blue vibrating armless frog, he smiled.

Yanma, happy go lucky dragon fly, she looked happy to be here.

Joltik, small yellow tick. She was a bug, duh.

Litwick, small white candle with red flame on her head.

Grimer, purple pile of fun grime. He giggled.

Makuhita, a fat yellow sumo bastard. He chuckled.

And Vanillite, white ice cream with blue cone, she smiled

After watching them eat, some Other Pokemon ate reluctantly, these Pokemon being-

Cyndaquil, Small fire mouse he looked very nerdy just by being there.

Chikorita, she was shaking like a leaf, scared of her own shadow.

Meowth, a crazy hyper cat. White fur and golden charm on his head.

Numel, bored yellow small camel, the hump on his back had green markings, he looked well bored.

Aron, small iron beetle with large head, she still smiled.

Combee, a three hexagon like bee things, the bottom one had a red spot in her forehead, she looked bored.

Kirlia, Small doll like girly Pokemon, she smirked.

Larvesta, a small larva, she was coated with a white silk thing? that covered most of her face a blue eye was visible the other covered.

Mienfoo,Red clothed female ferret.

Duskull, A small Ghost with a skull on his face.. reasonable, his arms behind his back and a bone marking on his hunched form.

Munna, a pink levitating creature, with purple flowers on her body as desing and red eyes. And um...

"What the Hell are you?!" Screamed Skarmory.

The Pokemon looked at the dark Pokemon, he has a smirk in his face a sort of mohawk hair style that covered his whole back, however at the end tied a part with a blue ball, making him look like he had a ponytail, Red spots at the tip of his hair spikes and ponytail, Orange pants that seemed to be falling they had stitches, his belly also seemed to have a scar and his baggy eyes seemed blazed.

"Yo, you can call me Foe...tho i may seem bad trust me bro i am just a really chill guy...hehehehe"

"Yeah Totally not shady at all..." Said a Female voice surprisingly it came from Solrock.

"Nah for real sister just let Foe like take you with the Flow~"

He giggled.

"Yeah, no...i don't have the need to be kidnapped thank you..."

Solrock wasnt scared to talk to him...not that she cared, she was interested in those berries.

"but what are you?" asked a squeaky voice, it was Pichu. He was so small Pokemon didn't even notice him being there.

"Some Pokemon think i am a Zoroark others a Scrafty but deep inside i am just Foe Bro"

Skarmory yelled "What The Fuck! Are you supposed to be a fusion of sorts! GROSS!" He gagged.

Almost everyone was disgusted.

Foe Smirked.

"That is so wrong in so many levels!" A Little Old Joltik spoke trying not to barf.

Meanwhile Grimer puked but ate it so no one could see it, but that only made things worse as many Pokemon did see it creating a chain reaction of vomit.

Mew just stared...all of these Pokemon were complete idiots, this was just what she wanted to mess with Pokemon, this was going to be great.

"Alright Puke fest over" She teleported Eighteen Pokemon on one line and Eighteen on the other.

The Pokemon seemed startled to be teleported with the exception of some.

"Alright then, you guys-" Mew spoke pointing at he line on her Left.

"I am talking to you,Munchlax, Cyndaquil, Squirtle, Grimer, Pichu, Druddigon, Togepi, Turtwig, Foe.., Lunatone, Numel, Aron, Combee, Munna, Larvesta, Duskull, Makuhita and Cryogonal, will be Team A!"

Music Played from somewhere.

"What." said Cryogonal.

"That means you!-" Mew yelled Pointing at the team on her right.

"You are all Team B and in it is, Eevee, Charmander, Totodile, Bulbasaur, Tynamo, Dragonair, Jigglypuff, Chikorita, Meowth, Solrock, Palpitoad, Skarmory, Yanma, Kirlia, Joltik, Litwick, Mienfoo and Vanillite!"

Music Played From Somewhere.

"Nice names..."

A sarcastic voice said.

"Thank you Solrock, anyway your first challenge is about to start!" Mew excitedly levitated.

"What already?" asked Jigglypuff.

Mew felt something weird happen to her a while ago but now she felt it stronger, she snapped her fingers.

The Forth Wall Broke.

Almost everyone screamed.

"What the Fuck! is that!" pointed Skarmory at the screen.

"They look cool!" said Grimer.

"They look like Machokes that are either obese or have anorexia..." Said the bored Solrock.

"Welp whatever they are they look hot!" Yelled togepi.

Everyone looked at Togepi."What?"

"Anyway i guess we have an audience?" Mew said happily.

"No we don't, they just happen to have stumbled here and will most likely leave soon..."Solrock stated.

"Well it does not matter, you can speak to them now!" Said Mew.

"Bitch What?" Yelled Skarmory.

Mew snapped her fingers there you can all talk now.

They for some reason felt Deja Vu.

To be continued...Word Limits Suck.