"My dear espada… and fraccion. I have come with a marvelous idea…" said Aizen while drinking his afternoon tea. All the espada were gathered around the table, with their fraccion behind. Ichimaru and Tousen were doing the same thing.
"What do you think is going on, Grimmjow?" asked Shawlong in a whisper. Di Roy, Edrad and Nakeem were also curious. Illforte was too busy starring at his freak of a little brother to voice his worry about these too. He didn´t like the look in his eyes.
"The hell if I know, maybe he finally lost it?" answered the sexta espada, earning a kick in his leg from Ulquiorra
"Pay attention to Aizen-sama, sexta" said the black haired bat.
"Make me, you damn emo!" yelled the blue haired arrancar.
"Grimmjow, please calm down. I can assure you all that my idea will… benefice us all" said the king of hueco mundo in a slow and calming voice.
"Of course, Sosuke, but why have you called us all so early in the morning" said the silver haired shinigami behind his throne.
"Well… I have a dream last night…" began Aizen.
"He lost it" said Grimmjow in low voice.
"About a trip on the living world…"
"He definitely lost it" said Nnoitra to Tesla, who could only nod in response. He think his dear lord was right, their god was definitely crazy.
"Around Europe"
"Have you lost your mind, Sosuke! The shinigami will chase us around a whole continent if you do that!" said Ichimaru, without letting his smile falter.
"No, Gin, I can assure you I am totally serious. In fact, I have already picked up our destinies for this vacation. If you see the projector I can show you our route around the continent"
"Is there something we can do to stop him, Tousen?" asked the ex third captain, while the projector was being lowered.
"Only hope he will forget it" answered the dark skinned shinigami, who thought these was the worst idea in the history of hueco mundo, the soul society and the living world.
"Please pay attention to these" said the mighty lord. "We will begin in Germany, because I have ever wanted to visit that place"
"Why?" asked Zommari
"You will know when we get there"
"And next?"
"We will continue our travel through Europe with England, then France and… the next destiny is up to your choice"
"That was all your magnificent plan? It wasn´t even really complete"said Aaronieros two heads.
"Don ´t interrupt lord Aizen, trashs" said Ulquiorra.
"But it´s true. And we are not trash, you emo!" answered the novena.
"Stop fighting, Ulquiorra, Aaroniero. It´s not time to do that. Now you have to pack your things and prepare the gigais for the trip. Szayel, can you do it for tomorrow?"
"Of course, Aizen-sama" answered the octava.
"Well… go with your fraccions to make your luggage, they will come too. Gin, Kaname, you have to prepare my things. Be careful with my clothes, they have just been ironed yesterday" said Aizen before making a sign with his hand. The espadas left with the fraccions and once out of the room and away from their leader´s ears, all but Ulquiorra let out a collective sigh.
"He definitely lost it" said Lilynette. Her other half, Stark, nodded with his head.
"What will we do, Halibell-sama?" asked Apache.
"Try to keep up with him until he grows tired and decided to go back or until the shinigami forced us to go retreat back to Las Noches" answered the Tercera.
"Then it´s going to be a long travel until the Oh-so-mighty lord Aizen decided that we have enough of this foolish trip"
"Indeed" answered Barragan.
"Get going, trash, or you are not going to have your baggage ready for tomorrow" said Ulquiorra in his usual tone of voice.
"Joykiller" said Grimmjow, voicing all the other espadas toughts. They left to their personal cuarters to put everything in order.
-In the primera´s room-
"These, these, these and definitely this swimsuit" said a very enthusiastic Lilynette. Stark wasn´t paying attention to his other half, too much busy sleeping in his bed.
"Don´t forget to pack all my piyamas" were his only words.
"What do you think of these dress, Stark? … Hum, Stark? Don´t fall asleep, you asshole!" said her before sticking her little finger down the espadas throat.
"Ugh, I´m awake, I´m awake! Dear Aizen, do you have to wake me up like these everyday?"
"Is the only way you open your eyes!"
"You could try"
"I´ve tried! For centuries! Aizen, when we were one I don´t remember being so lazy"
"You don´t remember anything of those times, neither can I"
"Okay, Okay… hey, tell me, who of us do you think is older?"
"Me" said Stark like a child.
"No, me, I´m more mature than you"
"Mature? Don´t make me laugh"
"Yes, I´m mature. I can look like a girl, but a least I´m not a lazy sissy"
"No, you are a little pest"
"Take that back"
"I won´t. No make my bag, I´m going back to sleep"
"I won´t!" said Lilynette, starting childish fight between the two halves of the primera espada.
-In the tercera´s room-
"What do you think of this bikini, Hallibel-sama?" said Mila Rose, holding a green and tiny swimsuit over her body.
"You have an obvious bad taste for slutty clothes, check these out" said Apache, holding a blue swimsuit that combines with her hair.
"You are both wrong, these is the best" said Sun Sun, putting a purple bikini over her body. At was not as tiny as the dark skinned woman´s neither as big as the blunettes.
"You are definitely wrong, Sun Sun!"
"Yeah! Mine is best!"
"Not mine!"
"Definitely mine"
"Shut up!"
"Enough" said a calm voice. Hallibel has just entered her room with a par of surfer shorts and the top of a bikini on, looking amazing.
"You look incredible, Hallibel-sama!" said Apache.
"Yes, that definitely suits you great!" said Mila Rose.
"Of course, our Lady definitely have better taste than you" said Sun sun.
"Don´t start a new fight and finish with that. I have almost finished selecting the clothes for my gigai" said the tercera espada.
"Of course, milady"
"Right away, boss"
"I´m already on it"
Hallibel sighed and let her fraccion alone. They would survive a few minutes without her.
-In the Segunda´s room-
"Do my baggage! And make sure it is fit to a king!" yelled Barragan
"Yes, your majesty!" said his fraccion. They ran to select the clothes and other things that were going to be needed for a long trip.
"Do you think this swimsuit is okay?" said Findor, holding a pair of ugly hawaian trousers with a lot of red flowers.
"What do you think?" asked Ggio after taking a look at the article of clothing.
"I don´t know, maybe we should ask Charlotte"
"He is busy selecting the other clothes in the wardrobe for his majesty, but let´s ask Avirama, who is not doing anything"
"Let´s" they walked to the eagle, who was just resting on his bed.
"Do you want?" asked the tattooed man.
"Exacta" said the blond.
"Findor wants to know if these are fine for the trip" said the raven, showing him the ridiculous clothing.
"Of course not, it´s horrible. And those aren´t Barragan-sama´s, they are Charlotte´s"
"Ugh!" said the tiger, dropping that thing. The purple hared fraccion was infamous for wearing the most ridiculous clothing in the whole hueco mundo and doing unrepeatable things in them.
"Disinfectant! Disinfectant!" started yelling Carias, dancing like he was on fire.
"Do you want this?" asked Poww, holding a bottle of disinfectant liquid.
"Exacta!" answered Findor before snatching the bottle from his hands and pouring a good amount of it in his hands.
"Hey, share!" yelled Vega, but he stepped over a clothe that was on the floor and fall. He tried to grab something to prevent these, but unfortunately it was a blanket from a bed. Suddenly he was showered with… Charlotte´s lacy underwear.
"SAVE ME!" yelled poor Vega while the other fraccion just looked at him with pity.
-In the Quinta´s room-
"Tesla! Speed up! You still have to do your baggage! And don´t forget to put enough bottles of hair condisioner in my bag!" yelled the mantis from his bed.
"Yes, Nnoitra-sama!" answered the stressed fraccion, running around the room with his hands full of extra large clothes.
-In the Sexta´s room-
"I think these is the worst idea Aizen ever had" said Di Roy, putting a pair of shorts in his
"Yes, counting when he made us paint Las Noches white. We are in a freaking eternal night world, for fuck´s sake!" said Nakeem.
"Yeah, that guy is fucking crazy. What do you think, Forte?" said Grimmjow, when he didn´t receive an answer he asked "Eh, Illforte? Are you listening to me?"
"These, these, these… oh, I´m going to look so good in this yellow sweater, it fits my body just so nice" said the blond Arrancar, holding his clothes to his body in front of the mirror. "What?" asked him.
"Dude, you´re acting like your freak of a brother" said Edrad. Him and the others were looking at the blond with big surprised eyes.
"Me! No way!" said him, dropping the clothe.
"Yes, you are!"
"No! I will never do so, bro!"
An argument begin, signaling Illforte´s various characteristics that were similar to the resident crazy scientist of Las Noches and said Arrancar trying to defend himself.
-In the octava´s room-
"These, these, these… oh, I´m going to look so good in this pink sweater, it fits my body just so nice" said the pinkette Arrancar, holding his clothes to his body in front of the mirror of his room, adjacent to his laboratory.
"Szayel Aporro-sama" said Lumina.
"Szayel Aporro-sama" said Verona.
"What?" asked the scientist.
"What cologne do you want?"
"And what equipment we have to take?"
"The essence of roses and only the first aid kit"
"And…"
"And…"
"And what?" asked Szayel, very mad.
"We have just walked pass your big brother´s room and he was acting just like you" said the two of them at the same time.
"WHAT?! No way! We never acted the same way!" screamed the pinkette and lunched towards them. He was going to eat them alive for thinking he could do the same things that his idiot of a an Aniki.