Disclaimer: This is sad that I even have to add this in... I don't own Alex Rider. All the characters belong to the genius that is Anthony Horowitz.

I Am

To Wolf, I am a nuisance.

To Snake, I am a medical nightmare.

To Eagle, I am just a teen.

To Fox, I am a partner.

To the Sergeant, I am a child.

To Tom, I am a best friend.

To Mr. Blunt, I am a weapon to be used at will.

To Mrs. Jones, I am a little kid.

To my enemies, I am an agent on death row.

To Yassen, I am an image of my father.

To Jack, I am her li'l man.

I can be a nuisance. I can be a medical nightmare. I can be just a teen. I can be a partner. I can be a child. I can be a best friend. I can be a weapon to be used at will. I can be a little kid. I can be that agent on death row. I can be the image of my father. I can be Jack's li'l man.

I have many sides.

But there's only one me.

Who am I, really?

I am Alex Rider.

Teenage spy.

What do you think? First story, and it's not even technically a story! Anyway... This is where most people would tell you to review their story. The question is, am I like most people?

Hell, yes! Review!