Arthur: Dad, I have an announcement to make. Sophia and I are getting married.
Uther: Bahaha, good one, Arthur. That's funny.
Arthur: No, seriously, we're getting married.
Uther: No, you're not.
Arthur: We're in love!
Uther: Arthur, you met her two days ago.
Arthur: We're going to get married!
Uther: Arthur, I'm'a slap a bitch in a minute.
Arthur: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!
Uther: I still don't fully understand…
A.N.
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