Arthur: Dad, I have an announcement to make. Sophia and I are getting married.

Uther: Bahaha, good one, Arthur. That's funny.

Arthur: No, seriously, we're getting married.

Uther: No, you're not.

Arthur: We're in love!

Uther: Arthur, you met her two days ago.

Arthur: We're going to get married!

Uther: Arthur, I'm'a slap a bitch in a minute.

Arthur: NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!

Uther: I still don't fully understand…

A.N.

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