Warnings: KisaxYukina, underage sex, attempt at humor.
If you do not like any of these please do not read.
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Yukina and Kisa were sitting at the table. Yukina was staring off into space and Kisa was drinking a nice cup of coffee. Okay, Yukina needed to ask this now, it was really bothering him.
"Kisa-san, when was the first time you had sex?" the older instantly spit out his coffee.
"W-what?"
"I asked when was the first time you had sex." the younger repeated firmly.
Kisa got into a thinking position "ummm, was it middle school?"
"Huh?!"
"No, no! It was high school! No...it was middle school. I'm pretty sure it was middle school."
"Kisa-san!"
"Relax! I just sucked a guys dick."
"Kisa-san!"
"What? I got 20 bucks out of it."
"..."
"Wow, that made me a sound like a total slut that I am."
"...that isn't sex Kisa-san..."
"It was 8th grade, February 20th. There."
"Who was it?"
"Ummmm, was it Joey? No Joey came later, Fred, no. Josh? Maybe...umm"
"..."
"Francis! It was Francis!"
"Was he good?"
"Yes! Totally!"
"Better then me?"
"...so how was your day Yukina?"
"..."
"Come on don't give me that look."
"..."
"Come on! Its not my fault his dick was bigger!"
"..."
"Oh my God it was huge..."
"..."
"I would totally let him bang me again."
"..."
"Ooops, did I say that out loud?"
"..."
"Are you done?"
"..."
"Really?!"
"...you're a slut Kisa-san..."
"Yeah, I know."
Its 10:22 at night. *Sigh* what am I doing with my life?
Thank you all for reading!