A/N DO NOT SKIP THIS INFORMATION!!!Yo peeps, I'm not sure how many people who liked the U.P. Series have been to my profile but if you have, then yes it's true, I am Kougasprincess, and I am redoing the series, I hated it I was confused as to why so many people liked it, I eventually made a couple other accounts and now you can only reach me at one email address . For everything, enjoy the rewrite. Oh and before someone tries to harass me, I talked to one of the admins of the site, and he said that it isn't possible to delete accounts, so do not go to Kougasprincess to contact me!

Summary: Men can get pregnant?!?! the new Exto-pills have men everywhere getting pregnant, and it just so happens that Joey is one of them....and the baby is Seto's??

Warning: Slash, M-preg, stuff like that

Disclaimer: I do not own YGO we all know I wish I did (especially the people who reviewed the original stories for my KP account) however I do own this story and Dr. Ramone.

Prologue

Dream

Joey's P.O.V.

If only I could show this to the gang, there was a large fountain of chocolate syrup, with doughnuts of every shape, size, and flavor.

It was the best thing in the world, that is until the actual weird thing happened, pickles and chips started to flow around at an enormous rate,

I jumped up and attacked the pickles and then....

I woke up...

Chapter one

Normal P.O.V.

Joey heaved on the toilet for what seemed like an hour and when it finally stopped he fell against the bathroom wall and groaned.

He washed his face and looked at the clock, it was 6:15, it was time for him to get ready for school, he sighed.

'what the hell is wrong wit' me?' he thought he washed his mouth out and then brushed his teeth, he never use to care how he looked in the morning but his mother and Serenity had moved in.

He wanted to set a good example and he didn't want his mother to harass him for dressing rough he walked downstairs and immediately ran back into the bathroom to puke.

The smell of bacon was over whelming and it didn't smell good like it usually did, his mother and Serenity looked at his retreating form and winced when they heard him.

Serenity walked upstairs and went into his room, she bent next to him in the bathroom and rubbed his back, he smiled weakly at her.

"are you feeling sick Joey?" he shook his head, "no, that bacon just smells funny" she nodded, "I'll tell mom to throw it out".

He nodded, she patted him on the back once more and walked downstairs, he brushed his teeth again and ran downstairs to get toast then they walked out the house to get to school.

Normally Joey would walk to school with Yugi, but his mother moved them into a 'nicer' neighborhood and they didn't live close enough for him to walk over there.

He had mentioned that Seto was giving him a ride now a days, they had become friends and Joey wasn't sure how the ice prince and Yugi managed that.

He looked up and saw the shiny black limo he sighed and prepared himself for the worst....

sorry I know it was short but I can't stay on the computer long, but I figured you guys needed something, so yeah, I can't stress this enough, I am KP and if any of my old reviewers come back like Journeymaker prehaps I will give more than one chapter a day who knows, but I swear the next chapter will be longer.