A/N: This bit of silliness is brought to you by moi.

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Oh yeah, I don't own ATLA.


There once lived an Avatar Aang.
The people his praises they sang.
Katara he married.
He kept her quite harried,
Cause he liked to hug, kiss and bang.

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To Zuko his people gave wives.
Refused them he did to save lives.
Good thing that he did,
Or farewell would they bid
Cause Mai is his Mistress of Knives.

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Zuko and Mai they were bawdy.
Many thought they were quite haughty.
In throne room uncovered.
His council discovered.
Truly they were very naughty.

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The fangirls they all hated Mai.
Poor Zuko they all used to say.
But Zuko don't mind.
You will learn in due time,
That it's Mai who he wants to lay.

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Sokka and Suki they wedded.
They could not wait to be bedded.
They rushed through the toast,
Did their best not to boast,
Towards perfect abandon they headed.

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A/N: My first limericks ever. Does it show?