Hmmm… When it's vacation and I'm totally brain-dead for my stories, there's only one thing to do. KILL SEYMOUR!!!! Alrighty, here we go…
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It was a perfectly ordinary day for Seymour Guado. He was strolling along in Bevelle, headed for Macalania Temple where O'aka XXIII was giving him his daily supply of hairgel as usual. He was just entering the woods when something caught his eye. A small piece of tinfoil was wedged in between two branches. Now Seymour, having attention span "Ooh, shiny thing", had to go and pick it up. However, the moment he touched it he got a massive wound in his hand that immediately began gushing blood.
After a few minutes of jumping around and screaming, he finally fell to the ground, too dizzy from blood loss to stand any longer. He thought he would die. That stupid ******* tinfoil had killed him! He began sobbing, hiding behind a tree so no one would notice.
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Meanwhile, the summoner Yuna and her guardians were passing by. One guardian, Tidus, noticed something peculiar along the side of the path. The others gave him funny looks when he stopped, but he just told them to keep moving. He'd just catch up with them later.
He had definitely seen blood. More curious than frightened, her followed the small trickle. It eventually gave way to a large pool. Swimming in the middle of it was not other than Maester Seymour Guado.
"Seymour?!" He gasped in disbelief. The maester looked up from where he had been weeping into his palms.
"I-I swear, I'm not weak!" He defended. "I-it was the tinfoil! I-it's killed me!"
But Tidus wasn't listening. As Seymour spoke, however, and evil grin began to grow on his face. He picked up the tinfoil. It did nothing. He walked over to Seymour and began poking him in different places. To his delight, the wound grew larger every time.
By the time he's stabbed Seymour about twenty times, he noticed he wasn't moving anymore. Feeling evil and yet contented, Tidus smirked and went to find the rest of his party.
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Yay!!!! Randomness!!! Seymour died from tinfoil!!!! Yay!!!!