Disclaimer: I don't own Vampire Knight…But man! It sure is fun to play with the characters (no, I'm not a sadist)…Privilege belongs to Matsuri Hino
Warning: Cursing, future yaoi, conversations about sex, and a perverted Yuki-Takuma team up! *sigh*….Recipe for an unintended consequence…Well, intended but…Not probable
Me: Yuki and Takuma!
Yuki & Takuma: Yes?
Me: Get to work!
Y & T: Gladly! *squeals*
*&%$#LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!*#$%*
Yuki switched her position so she could face Takuma and sighed purposely, "Takuma, wouldn't it be amazing if there was a gay couple at Cross Academy?"
Takuma instantly grew a smirk on his face, "I know! But all the guys here are as straight as an arrow!"
Takuma kept whining to Yuki, but the brunette was lost in thought. When he realized he was being ignored he vehemently stood from his chair and placed a hand exaggeratedly on his hip. Oh yeah, and he let out a huff, which won him a hit upside the head by the librarian.
"Ouch!" only then did Yuki look up at a reddening vampire.
"Takuma! I'm a freaking genius!" Yuki panted out, also winning a hit on the head, but with a book instead. And a hard cover too.
Yuki glared daggers at the woman behind a too-large-for-her desk. Petite, but swollen and her face could have easily been mistaken for a raisin. The blonde-haired vampire gestured towards the library exit and Yuki eagerly nodded. Once they made it outside into safety, Takuma muttered a, "Stupid old bitch." and tried to run away when they heard the shuffling of books, but to no avail. They were assaulted by a stream of books, but luckily, they made it to the front of the Moon Dormitories with only a few bruises. But of course, Takuma had already started healing.
"Man, you just couldn't keep your mouth shut could you?" Yuki asked as she stood hunched over and wheezing in and out breaths.
The green-eyed vampire stopped panting and stood upright like the aristocrat that he is and sighed, "Whatever…Just, tell me why you're a 'freaking genius!'?"
"Okay…Umm, this might sound impossible…" Yuki stopped for a moment, her nose cringed as she thought about the possible outcomes of her 'genius' plan, "okay, you and me team up. To create the ultimate yaoi couple!"
Yuki waited as she saw the all-too familiar dissolving of his frown that slowly contorted itself into a wicked joker-like grin.
Takuma had to clamp his mouth shut to prevent a squeal from escaping his throat. After a quiet celebratory dance he finally got control of his body movements and neared himself to Yuki.
"Okay, but who will be our victims?" he whispered, glancing from side to side, making sure they weren't being watched .
"Don't say it like that!" Yuki yelled as he punched Takuma on the arm, though not even making him flinch, "and I was thinking about Kaname…And…Well?"
"And who!" the aristocrat asked with a keen expression on his face.
Yuki sighed, knowing what Takuma's reaction would be, "…And…Zero."
"What! Th-that's a horrible idea!" Takuma stated matter-of-factly.
"Why?" the petite whined with a practiced pout.
Takuma rolled his eyes, the same way he rolls his eyes constantly at Aidou, "Hello-o! Isn't it obvious?…Those two hate each other's guts!"
"That may be, but haven't you ever heard that there's a thin line between love and hate?"
"Ah!" Takuma agreed with a nod of understanding, "but, what about you know sexually-wise?"
"What do you think I was distracted with back at the library?" Yuki said with a devious grin, "you give it a try."
With that said, they both canted their heads to the side, raised their eyes up towards the sky, and zoned out into that place Yuki referred to as 'Yaoi Wonderland' that they shared. Within seconds, Takuma's attention was caught by the scent of arousal, but it was not his own.
Yuki's own mind was brought back to reality by her own libido. She felt a warmth spread through her elmo panties and blushed. Yuki realized that Takuma could smell her dampened undies. Albeit, the vampire seemed very embarrassed himself, seeing as he had a an obvious erection that tented in his pants.
"Umm…I have to go to the bathroom?" Yuki said as she fidgeted in place.
Takuma just silently nodded and asked one more question, "When do we start your'genius' plan?"
"Immediately!" Yuki stopped as she remembered, "well…After I go rub one off."
The blonde didn't even widen his eyes at the brunette's openness with her thoughts to him, "It's so like you, you can't even control your needs."
"Hey! Look who's talking!" Yuki yelled accusingly, pointing at the giant boner in his pants.
"Whatever…Tomorrow, I'll talk to Kaname-sama and you'll talk to Kiryu to find out if there's potential…"
With Takuma's last words, they set out to begin their mission, but not before visiting the restroom…
Notes: Yeaaaaah!…Well, Umm…I know this is silly_But it's for entertaining so yeah… :D I will be updating the second chapter soon *sigh*