AUTHOR'S NOTE
There are a few things I want to go over beforehand.
1. This is my first Hetalia story, so I'm sorry if the characters are a bit out of character. This is the first time I'm writing them.
2. This is The first story I did in years. (My very firsts was when I was 13 and you can guess how well that turned out) So I'm rusty.
3. There will be original characters in this. If that turn you off then you don't have to read. If it doesn't then here brief information about my characters.
-None of them will be paired with a canon character.
-Most of them are adults.
-There will be many, but only a few will have a major part in the story.
4. The main characters are as following:
Sealand
Wy
Latvia
Seborga
Seychelles
Liechtenstein
Molassia
Kugelmugel
T.R.N.C
Ladonia
If you don't like any of them then you don't have to read.
If you read the author's note and still want to continue then thank you. Please review and Constructed criticism is welcome. :)
(UPDATE- I went back and corrected hopefully all the grammatical errors in chapter 1 and 2. Sorry no chapter four.)
On a far away planet, There a meeting being held in a small room.
At a U-shaped table, a group of strange looking creatures gathered. They looked very similar to humans but with a few alterations. Their ears end with a point and most had hair that were unnatural colors such as pink, green and blue. All were wearing clothing with solid colors, no patterns or designs could be seen. In Between, the arch of the U was a huge rotating chair and behind the chair was what seems to be a blank wall. In the chair sat a woman. The woman has dark brown skin and looked around in her mid-30s to early 40s. She had long white hair that was styled in a half- ponytail and stopped above her hips. She also seems to be the only one in the whole room with white hair and gray eyes. She clapped her hands together and all of the other people in the room stopped what they were doing and looked at her, showing her a get deal of respect.
"My dear citizens," The woman said as she got up from her chair. Looking at the others with a caring smile. "Can anyone please remind everyone the topic of our meeting?" She asked as if she was talking to a class of kindergartners.
"Earth, madam." answered a man.
"Earth! That's right!" The woman smiled. She walked to the back blank wall. She waved her hand and a hologram of the earth appear on the wall."For centuries, we have been watching over Earth and other planets like it. Under one creed." She turned backed to the group of people and smile." And what was it now?"
" To help those who less fortunate and in need." Someone stated.
"Correct again." The woman said. Clapping her hands together in delight. "These earthlings have been ones of the least advanced planet in the galaxy. They recently invented touchscreen devices, we invented that types of technology about 200 years ago! Personally, I believe its has to do with their lack of unity. For years, these earthlings have been constantly fighting each other, causing war, killing each other, destroying their own environment. These earthlings are incapable of taking care of themselves and they need our help. It is time for us to intervene! Now if you could please turn your attention to professor Jack Carteer. He is the head of the earth operation and he'll give to you more information. "
A dark blue haired man stood up and walked to the front. The man turn to his co-workers with stern, cold green eyes. "Our goals for Earth is to re-educate its people, Teach them how to get along with each other, Teach them how to behave, Share our technology and Unite them like how we did many years ago." One of the audience member raise his hand and the dark blue haired man, professor Carteer, walked in front of him. The questioner got a full view of the intimidating 6'7 professor. "Yes?" Professor Carteer asked.
"How are we going to re-educate them?" asked the questioner timidly. "If they don't listen to each other, How would they listen to us?"
Professor Carteer smiled down at him. "I was getting to that," was all he said. He walked back to the screen. The questioner sank into his seat and let out a sigh of relief. Professor Carteer waved his hand over the screen and the image change to a picture of people sitting in a conference room just like them. Well not exactly like them. The people in the picture were having anything but a civil conversation. Some were fist-fighting, some were yelling, some were doing unrelated things such as using their little touchscreens devices, there was even a man with big bushy eyebrows choking a man with wavy blond hair. "Behold! These are the faces of Earth! Terrifying isn't it? Notice the disorder! Notice the chaos! Notice the violence! Notice how not one of them are doing anything to stop it. On earth, they are divided into different landmasses called countries. Each country has a person to represents it. These are those people! These people are literally the faces of Earth. And they act worse than children! Some even have children! What kind of example are they setting for them?" The professor took a deep breath. "I apologize for that. Anyways our plan will be divided into three parts. One part would be fulfilled by our beautiful queen." Professor Carteer referenced to the white hair woman who was sitting back on her rotating chair. The woman blushed at his comment. "She'll be the one who will convince them to listen to us."
"Don't worry, I have my ways." The queen said before flashing a charming smile to her people.
"Indeed," agreed Professor Carter, smiling at her. "The second part involves their children." The Professor waved his hand and an image of a group of children sitting around an oval table appeared. It's looked much less chaotic than the room full of adults. There were crayon, markers and animal crackers everywhere, but that's what to be expected from children. There was even a little boy who looks oddly similar to the bushy eyebrows man from before trying to get the other children to pay attention to him. "From the information we had gathered none of these children were given a proper education. And most of the most have been left alone to live my themselves! What kind of right-minded parent would do that to their child?!"
"Where did you get that information from?" Asked the same man who had a question before, only he didn't raise his hand this time so the professor ignored him.
"We'll be giving them that. We'll take those earth children and bring them here. Give they a proper education, a new home and most importantly new parents. Here they'll learned how to proper ladies and gentlemen. We'll teach them our values, our culture, our way of life. So that when they grow up, they'll be able to do a better job than what their parents did."
An woman with long wavy black hair listened attentively. She was about the raise her hand to ask a question but the professor continued with his speech.
"And then when our convince them to listen to reason, We'll start setting up missionaries there. Build schools, hospitals and most importantly build embassies so we can watch over them. And if they disagree, then we'll just give their jobs to their children. Once they are united, which could take years, we'll leave they be. Any questions?" The room was silent. "Alright let's go to the next item on the agenda."
A Few weeks later.
Peter Kirkland aka the all mighty country of Sealand was the most excited he been in his whole life. He was actually invited to a world meeting, well so was his "little brother" Ladonia. Apparently all the mirconations were invited. The day before their parents, Sweden and Finland, got emails from their bosses about a emergency meeting and that it was necessary of the mirconations to come. The email said that all would be explained at the meeting. The email have put Finland and Sweden on edge but they didn't want to argue with their bosses.
For this momentous day, Sealand and Ladonia were dressed in their best clothing. Sealand wore light blue tux, a gift from England, with a white dress shirt and a cute little matching bowtie. Ladonia just wore his usual white and blue suit. They both have their hair neat and tidy and faces perfectly clean. Through Sweden have to hold Ladonia down in order to wipe off his "scar".
"We're almost there. Do you two remember what we told you before we left the house?" Said Sweden to his son.
"Yes…" The two boys groaned. "We'll be on are best behavior." Sweden gave them a look.
"Sweden, C'mon, Do you really think they would misbehave? This is the day they been waiting for!" Finland spoke up in the defense of the boys.
Sweden just shrugged his shoulders and went back to focusing on his driving.
Within a few minutes, They were pulling into the parking lot of the Austrian United Nations building in their rental car. When they went up to the entrance of the parking garage there was a stange man sitting on the booth. He wore a strange uniform, it was navy blue with light blue trim. The uniform looked futuristic and Sealand couldn't help but comment about it.
"You looks so cool!" He says excitedly.
The man was taken back by Sealand's outburst. He just nodded quietly and open the grate.
"That's weird." Finland said "He didn't even check our IDs or asked for money."
"Must be new." Sweden replied while looking for an empty parking space.
Finland looked back to the man in the booth. He was holding two fingers to the right side of his forehead. But not in 'having a headache' way, more of a 'using bluetooth' way even though he was wearing any on him. The finn can see that the man was moving his mouth as if he was talking. Finland's eyes narrowed before sitting back down.
When they got into the building, they were stopped by three men. Two of the men wore the same uniform of the man in the parking lot but one man wore what seems to be armor over his. That man was tan skinned with long straight black hair and was very looked strainght at them with his dark brown eyes.
"Hello." He addressed them.
"Hello." The two countries half hearty said to the odd man.
"Who are you?" asked Sweden.
"Oh, I'm the new head of security." The man answered.
"When did we got a "new" head of security? I don't even remember having a old one ." Finland said while giving the man a questionable look.
While the adults converse, Sealand and Ladonia observed something odd about their surroundings.
"Where is everybody?" asked Sealand. He looked up and down the hall and there was no one in sight. Usually before a meeting the halls would be full of nations, micronations, humans, whatever, but today nothing. It was very eerie.
"I don't know." said Ladonia sharply " And what with these new security guards? I understand that we micronations are "trouble" but I don't think we that much trouble."
In the midst of their conversation, a pair of hands gasp their shoulders.
"Boys, we need to take you to where the other children are." Said one of the guard.
"What? I thought we was going to the world meeting." Sealand demanded.
"Oh, you will but with the children." Replied the man. Sealand was now upset. They was told to come here and they are just going throw them in the kid's room.
The men took them by the hands and lead them down the hall. Sealand looked over his shoulder to see his parents still talking to the head of security man. Not knowing that their sons have been taking from them from under their noses.
The men brought to a small room. The boys recognize it as the "Phony Nations" room. Nicknamed by Sealand's older brother himself. The men pushed them into the room and left. Inside the room was most of the usually micronations but there was something that caught Sealand's eye. There huddled up together in the corner was Latvia, Liechtenstein and Seychelles.
"What are you doing here?" Sealand confronted them.
They all turn their heads towards Sealand's voice. "Oh, Hi Sealand." said Latvia
"And to answer your question, we don't know." said Seychelles
"I was with my big brother when I was pull away by one of the new security guard and he put me here. I tried to explain to him that I am not a mirconation but it seems like he did not understand me." Said Liechtenstein "He kept repeating 'Children stay here, Children stay here.' I looked around and saw that the only other people here was Kugelmugel,who is unconscious, and that woman over there."
Liechtenstein directed their attention to the corner of the room. There sat a woman, looking out of the window curiously. She had light brown skin, long wavy black hair and brown eyes. She wore a purple short sleeve dress shirt, a long yellow skirt along with yellow socking and black loafers. She looks about the same age most the others countries appears to be maybe even a little younger. Next to her was an unconscious Kugelmugel on a makeshift bed made out of three chairs, Hanging on one of the chair was a big pink bag.
"What happen to Kugelmugel?!" Ladonia asked very concerned.
"I don't know." Liechtenstein replied "I went to ask the woman about it and she didn't say anything. Instead she tried to give me a little robot to play with but I refused it."
Sealand looked around the room for anyone else he can ask about what going on. Seborga ,Wy and Molassia sat at the round table that was in the middle of the room, T.R.N.C. was sitting at the table too but he separated himself from the others and there was three coats hanging off three empty chairs,probably Liechtenstein's,Latvia's and Seychelles'. Seborga, Wy and Molassia would probably know less than Liechtenstein and there was no way he was going to talk T.R.N.C.. Then he turn toward to woman.
"Sealand? Where are you going?" asked Seychelles.
Sealand walked to the woman sitting in the corner. "Hey."
Sealand shocked the woman out of her thoughts and she turned to face him.
"What's going on! Why was we invited only to end up in here? I thought we was finally recognize as countries. And why is Latvia, Seychelles and Liechtenstein doing here? There are recognized countries." Sealand said loudly. He got angrier with every sentence which caused the others in the room to turn towards him.
The woman was frighted by his outbreak. She was scared. Probably not of Sealand ,of course, but because of a child was yelling at her and she didn't know what to do. The look on her face shows a mixture of confusion as well as fear. She looked around the room as if she was looking for someone to help her out of this situation.
Sealand continued to glare at her . He then felt a hand on his shoulder.
"Sealand, Please calm down. Come, There crayons and paper under the table right? Let's draw a picture." Seychelles lead down to look at him in the eye.
"No way! Something going on and I want to find out what!" Sealand shouted at her.
"Sealand, We are as confuse as you are but there is nothing we can do now." said Latvia trying to calm him down.
"Ja, Calm down or you'll get us all in trouble." Ladonia added.
"But..." Before he can say anything else Seychelles lead him to the table and Lavia and Ladonia Followed.
The woman watched them as they left..
" 'It would be simple' he said." The woman mumbled to herself in a strange foreign tongue but none of the children seems to notice. She then walked over to the chair Kugelmugel was laying on. "Was that really necessary?" she asked sympathetically, caressing the child's face. " Poor thing." She took the pink bag off one of the chair, opened it and took out a small robot. The robot had a round oval head with two small antennas on each side of its head and a screen that represented its face, it's body was rectangular with short arms and legs and it was about 6 inches tall. She grasped it in her hand then she opened the door and scanned the hallway. She was relieved to see the person she was looking for. "Mr. Doluk !" She called to him, The so-called new head of security.
Back to the children, all of them, beside Kugelmugel, sat around the table. Seychelles and Latvia sat next to Sealand and Liechtenstein sat across from them. Seborga had move to sit next to Liechtenstein on her left, Wy followed behind him and sat on her right. Molassia sat next to Wy and T.R.N.C. ended up sitting next to Seychelles. Seychelles have found papers and coloring utensils in a box under the table and distributed them around the table.
"Come on, Sealand. Let's make a picture together. Just like how we used to do." suggested Seychelles to Sealand, who was just staring at the paper he was given.
"No." He said sharply.
"What about crafts then?" Latvia asked him. "I know how to make an origami unicorn if that interest you. "
"No thanks." Sealand replied rudely.
"Then what do you what to do!" Wy chimed in, getting tried of Sealand's attitude.
"Find out what the FUCK IS GOING ON." Sealand snapped at them, resulting in Seychelles smacking him on the back of his head.
"Language."
"Fine."
Just then they heard a groan. They all turn to the sound. Kugelmugel was up!
"Kugelmugel!" Ladonia shouted. He was the first to get out his chair and ran to him.
Kugelmugel was slowly getting up from his makeshift bed. His body was sore, his head hurts and his vision was blurry. He tried to find his footing on the floor but he lost his balance and started to fall, Luckily someone got a hold of him before he hit the ground. Kugelmugel then started to squirm, trying to get away.
"Kugel, calm down. It's me." Ladonia tried to soothe him. "What's the matter with you?"
"Ladonia?" Kugelmugel stopped moving and calmed down. He looked around the room and saw the others at the table looking at him. Liechtenstien have gotten out of her seat and was slowly making her way towards him.
"Kugel, are you alright." Liechtenstein asked. "I saw you unconscious. What happened?"
"I had a weird dream.." Kugelmugel told her. " Wait! What are you doing here?" Kugelmugel looked back at the table and notice that Seychelles and Latvia was there too. "What are they going here? Why aren't you guys with the "real" countries?"
"We don't know." Stated Latvia. "It's seems that the new security was not old of our...status."
"New security?" Kugelmugel eyes widen. "That motherfucker!" He blurted out. Kugelmugel ran out of the room and into the hallway. The rest follow suit after getting over the initial shock. They found him trying to open the hallway doors on the left end, the door that lead to the main hall, they were usually never close but today seems like a exception. He pushed his body against the doors but it did nothing. "They won't open!" Said the struggling boy. He shot them a glare. "Don't just stand there! Help me!" Seborga and Moloassia and answered his call, Together all three of them try to open the doors to no avail.
"Are you sure you're doing it right?" Asked Seychelles.
"Does this look like a pull door to you!" Molassia replied angrily
"What about the other doors?" Seborga suggested.
Sealand,Wy and Latvia rushed to the right end of the hallway. The doors on the right end were an emergency exit. They pushed the door handles but like the left end doors, they were locked.
"They're locked too!" Wy shouted, the fear noticeable in her voice.
"What?!" Seborga questioned his friend.
"You heard me!" She shouted back.
"I'll call my brother." Liechtenstein cut in. "Maybe he and the others will come." Liechtenstein ran back to the room and went to her coat pocket and whip out her cellphone. She called her brother on speed dial and waited for him to pick up. What she got was a shock to her. Instead of the normal ringing tone, she got a mess of horrid sounds. There was high pitch beeping along with loud static, getting louder by the second, so loud that she had to move her phone away from her ear in fear of losing an ear drum. Suddenly the sounds stopped and everything went quiet. "What the fuck?" She whispered under her breathe and mentally scolded herself for cursing. She tried to call again but her cellphone's screen was black. Her phone was unresponsive. "Oh, shit." Liechtenstein ran back into the hall with the others.
"Lili! What did your brother say? Are they coming?" Seychelles asked.
"I couldn't get it touch with him! I tried to but when I called, my phone made these weird sounds and then it just died!" Liechtenstein said rapidly, her usual calm demeanor was now lost.
"What?!" Seychelles asked. She was starting to freak out also.
The small hallway suddenly became quiet. The other children have given up on trying to open the doors and have now gathered around Liechtenstein and Seychelles.
"They're locked tight!" Seborga said as he breathe heavily.
"Why did they locked us in!" Sealand demanded. They referencing to the adult nations. "They never done that before."
"I don't think this the adults' doings, Sealand." Latvia said.
"I think you're right, Latvia." Liechtenstien said. "I tried to call my brother but what I got was a mess of loud beeping and static then my phone died."
"What?" Molassia asked. Taking out his own phone and speed dialing the first number in his contracts. He got the same results as Liechtenstien, the loud beeping and the static, then it died.
"Oh my god!" Kugelmugel said. "They trying to kill us."
"What?!" The others said.
"Now, let's not jump to conclusions." Seychelles said, trying to calm everybody down.
"No. They are!" Kugelmugel continued. "Not the adults but the new security. When I came here with my Vati, three men came up to us. There was two wearing the same uniform and one wearing this type of armor. The armored man told Austria that they was the new security, Austria didn't believe him, saying that he wasn't aware of any new security. While they was arguing one of them grab me and started dragging me away. I yelled at him to let go and got Austria's attention. When Austria saw what was going on, he ran towards us, yelling at the man to let go of me. But before he could get to me, the man he was talking to used some sort of taser and shocked him! Really hard! Like I saw the electricity hard! He then fell on the floor and I tried to run to him but then they shocked me too! Next thing I knew I was with you guys."
Everybody else just stood still. Fear fill their bodies after Kugelmugel's story. Is it true? Are these strangers trying to get rid of them? For what purpose? How would they do it? They wouldn't actually died? Would they? For countries like Seychelles, Latvia and Liechtenstein, They would only died if they loss their landmass, a Large percentage of their people and their economy is destroyed. For Mirconations, it was uncertain. Most of them have a very small population as it is. (Kugelmugel only had a population of one and that one person was banished yet he still alive.)Their landmasses are small (In Ladonia's case, technically nonexistent) Their economies are not that strong. Even if they do all those three things they don't technically died yet, they turn into humans. Then they are able to die permanently. Then again what's the purpose? Why would they go through so much trouble just to kill them.
Just then, a door opened. The woman who was in the room with them walked into the hallway, holding a small robot in one hand and closing the door behind her with the other.
"Wait!" Yelled Sealand. Him and the others ran towards her, Frighted by this she let go of the door. The children circled around her with angry and wary glares.
"Alright lady, What's going on!" Demanded Sealand.
The woman just stare at him for a second then responded "What are you asking about?"
This just made them more angry.
"Why are we separated from everyone else?"
"Why were the door locked?"
"Why aren't our phones working properly?"
Questions after question was blurted out. The children seems to be slowly turning into an angry mob. The woman then said. "They are new safety precaution." They can tell that she was getting nervous.
"WHY?!"
"It for your safety." She replied. She survey the children and her eyes widen when she saw Kugelmugel. "You're awake!". She ran to Kugelmugel to get a good look at him, completely forgetting about her interrogation and dropping the little robot in the process.
"Does anything hurts?" She asked him. Kugelmugel didn't respond though, he wasn't in the mood to talk to her.
"Ow." Said a high pitch robotic voice.
Everyone turned their attention to the source of that voice. The small robot that the woman have bought in with her was now moving on it own.
"Oh! Sorry Je-po." The woman apologized to the robot. "I did not means to drop you and wake you up."
"No hard feelings Cassie." The robot, Je-po, said. On the robot's screen face it show a digitize face of a pained smile. Then that smile was replaced by a face of surprise. "Wait. What are we speaking?" He looked around the hall. "And who are these children? Where did they come from? If I remembered correctly there was only two."
"English. I'm Sealand, that's Latvia, Seychelles, Liecthtenstein, Wy,Seborga, Molassia, Ladonia, Kugelmugel and T.R.N.C. Lastly we was send here and was founding out why." After answering all the robot's questions, Seland turned back to the woman with a glare. The others looked at Sealand with pure terror. He just told this random woman their real identities
The strange woman, or Cassie as the robot just said, on the other hand didn't notice Sealand's coldness or the other children reactions. Instead she looked worried about something. She looked side to side, then back at the door that she came from, then towards the emergency exit then to the children.
"Are there any more of you?" She asked them.
All the children's ,except Sealand, blood grew cold. What did she means by 'you'?
"What do you means?" Seychelles asked with caution.
"Are there more children?" Cassie rephrased.
A wave of relief passed over them.
"No, just us." Wy stated bluntly.
"You are the only children who come to this place?" Cassie asked again.
"Yes." Wy lied.
"Are you certain?" Cassie asked one more time.
"YES!" Wy said more rudely this time.
Cassie changed the subject. "Where is a clock?" she asked.
"In the room." Replied Seborga.
Cassie nodded and walked towards the room. "Je-po, Please watch the children." She called out to the robot.
"Of course" Je-po responded. He looked up at the children, with a smile on his screen face. "Hello Children."
"Hi." Molassia halfheartedly said.
"Um, Can we talk in private?" Liechtenstein asked, motioning to her and the others.
"Of Course." Je-po said "I will just turn off my audio receivers so I can not hear you." Je-po stood there for a moment and then his antennas turned themselves upside down.
"Ok," Wy said "If you can heard me, move your left arm."
The robot did nothing.
"Alright." Wy made her way to Sealand and smack him on the back of his head. "You wanker!"
"Hey! What was that for?" asked Sealand.
"YOU TOLD HER OUR REAL NAMES!" Wy yelled at him.
"Actually, I told the robot." Sealand rebutted.
"Doesn't matter!" Wy said. "We are not suppose to tell anyone our real names."
"Wy is right Sealand." Liechtenstien said. "We're lucky that she didn't seem to notice. Even though, Why didn't you tell ...the robot... our human names?"
"I don't know all your human names!" answered Sealand
A wave of guilt passed over them. Sealand does have a point. Many countries don't use their human names often. There are even some mirconations who don't have any type of human alias. Some countries change their consistently. Mostly due to a human who getting suspicious. Liechtenstein herself remembered changing her name from Elise to Erika to Lillian(or Lili) in her life time.
"Okay Sealand you are forgiven." Said Liechtenstein "But make sure you never do it again. It's important that nobody knows our real names."
"Well, Me, Liechtenstein and Seychelles's names." Latvia butted in "You and your friends are not actually countries." The mirconations glared at Latvia causing him the cover his mouth. "Sorry, It kinda slipped."
"It's alright." said Wy. She looked at the room that the woman just went into. "I think you guys are safe. I think that she is too much of a scatterbrain to notice anything."
"Speaking about the woman, Cassie, What is up with her?" Seychelles said.
"I know right. Like first off, Why is she with us?" Seborga questioned. "Is she suppose to be our ...Babysitter?"
"And what with the way she talk." Molassia added. "She sounds like she has a American accent but she talk like she just learned English."
"Yeah and before when I tried to talk to her she didn't said a word and now she is talking in full sentences." Liechtenstein said.
"And what's with her clothes? I mean, Who would wear that?" Kugelmugel said.
Everyone turned their heads to look at him.
"What? Am I that only one who think that?" He said. They kept staring at him. It was pretty hypocritical of Kugelmugel to make fun of someone clothing when his usual outfit consist of a purple-striped shirt, a white vest, purple knickers, orange socking and red boots.
While the children talk among themselves, Je-po thought to himself. Some might think it odd, a robot that thinks by itself but on his planet it was perfectly natural. His planet have gotten the technology to create artificial life ages ago. It was a surprise to him that earth didn't have that technology. He was hoping to meet some earth robots so they can exchange information about their culture. But he guess he can get it from the children. Je-po adored children. The children on his planet were so kind and curious, always ready to learn new things. He wondered if earth children were the same. His thoughts was disturbed by a message that appeared in his mind. It was from General Doluk. " Oh yes! The mission." Je-po thought. Je-po started to walked to the room Cassie have went into a moment ago when a large tremor shook the building. Causing the children collapsed on the floor. "That was earlier than expected."
What do you think? Should I continue or stop? What did you think of my characters? What do you think about the plot? Can you please review and give me your honest opinion.