My BFF dared me to write a crack fiction, so here's the pairing she chose! Ibiki Morino X Sakura Haruno! I know, weird, but I'm gunna try! I thought the entire idea was completely different, but who ever said different was bad? She read And The Unexpected Keeps on Coming by TheRoseandtheDagger, which I plan to read AFTER I finish this fiction. I'd like to have reviews, just like every other author, so PLEASE please REVIEW.

I do not own Naruto, but I would like to own someone with Ibiki's abs.

Ibiki, 29 (I own he looks older, but I can't make him TOO old!)
Sakura, 17 (An adult for years in the world of Naruto if you consider them adults when they become Shinobi/Kunoichi)
And we basically know everyone else's ages, right?

Chapter One: Mission Scrolls

Konoha had been a beautiful village since its founding. Even at its worst, there was a beauty only Konoha could possess inside the fallen city walls. Though there were few buildings left in tact, many people dead, and rubble to be disposed of, the children, who no longer had a school, were playing happily in the streets. The shinobi and civilians alike where working together to rebuild the city.

"Here, Sakura-chan."

The sweaty pink-haired kunoichi took the bottle of water from her team mate happily.

"Thanks, Sasuke-kun."

He nodded. He's returned to the village a few weeks before, just after he fought with his brother. The team Konoha had sent out had, thankfully, gotten to him before the Akatsuki member in the mask had. Sakura had examined the older Uchiha brother and had, actually, just barely saved his life. Upon their arrival at the hospital, Sakura had treated and cleaned him up as best she could, inevitably discovering the old mission scroll hidden inside his pocket. She had taken it to Tsunade, who had looked into the Hokage's Personal Mission Log for Approved Secret Missions and had found all the details to the entire incident.

After explaining everything to Sasuke, who had completely freaked out, Tsunade personally saw to the Uchiha heir's recovery and the treatment of the disease that had obviously threatened his life for years. They had both been given probation for six months and would not be leaving the village of taking missions above C-rank for that time period. Needless to say, the brothers had a lot of time to bond.

Danzo had also been arrested and executed. ROOT had been officially disbanded, and guidance counselling had been offered to all the members who wanted to have remotely normal lives, like Sai. The 'Keep-your-mouth-shut' seal had also been removed from them all.

Setting her water bottle down, Sakura sighed and wiped her brow off. When had Konoha gotten so HOT?

"Haruno-sama, Hokage-sama wishes to speak with you."

"Tsunade-shishou is awake?"

The ANBU shook his head.

"No, Kakashi Hatake has been chosen as the Six Hokage by the Elders so that we have a Hokage while Tsunade-sama is in a coma."

This surprised Sakura, as well as Sasuke. There were plenty of other people who could be Hokage. Why was Kakashi chosen?

"Um, okay, I'm coming. Sasuke-kun, can you finish this up for me? I promise I'll pay you back later."

He smirked.

"No problem, Sakura-chan. It'll take me ten minutes, tops. Have fun."

As she walked towards the Hokage's Tower, she wondered what it was that she could be needed for. The major injuries had already been seen to and the surgeories that needed to be done didn't need her help.

'Unless there's been another attack on a team outside of Konoha,' she though as chills came up her spine.

She knocked on the door and waited for the lazy-sounding 'Enter' before opening the door.

"You called, Sensei?"

Kakashi, who normally had his jonnin vest and uniform on, now had on standard ninja pants, a mesh top, and the infamous Hokage Jacket and Hat set.

With his feet propped up on the Hokage Desk and an orange book in his hand.

Sakura sighed and sat on the corner of the desk, tipping the book towards her and looking her sensei in his one visible eye.

"You needed to see me, Sensei?"

He sighed and nodded, picking up a scroll and handing it to her.

"I have an ANBU team spying in the Hidden Waterfall village. On this team is Ibiki Morino, who is the only one the public eye is seeing. Tsunade sent him their almost six months ago. She had preformed a healing technique on his that would temporarily hide his scares and diminish his bulkiness, since he is in the bingo book, so that he could properly carry out his mission. Unfortunately, the technique is beginning to wear off. We need a capable medic to got to perform this technique again so that he can finish his mission. Also, I want you to join him in his mission."

"And the mission is?"

He handed her a different scroll and she opened it.

"That man is Umitasuro Hokimatsu. He is a drug- dealer and has a brothel and an illegal underground casino."

"An all-around no good."

Kakashi nodded.

"He is also in the Akatsuki's pocket. I want you to go and assist Ibiki Morino in whatever way possible. This is an S-ranked mission, since it involves the Akatsuki, and you are free to turn it down. If you do, I must ask you to reconsider."

"I'll take the mission, Sensei. How long will it take and when do I need to leave?"

After receiving the rest of the information she needed, she left the tower to go and prepare for the mission. By the sound of it, she was going to need to borrow some of Ino's 'clothes'.