Disclaimer, Kim Possible does not belong to me.

ANother Ron harem for those who like 'em. Also, this world is more of a monster slayer world. And adrenaline supplies people with mana so they can use spells. So, that should be enough info to understand the majority of the story.


Ron wore his usual brown cargo pants with blue long sleeve shirt with red jersey pulled on top. On the back of the jersey was the name mad dogs. He was looking over the mission board and pulled one down. Handing it to Wad he asked fearfully, "What's this one?"

Wade was the mission director of the Mad Dogs Guild. Looking it over he put it back on the board sighing, "It's the elimination of a goblin encampment. Thirty goblin teeth is the number you need to bring back."

Scared Ron screamed, "Ah, I can't do that."

Wade sighed rubbing his forehead, "Ron, why don't you just wait for Kim to come back? She usually helps you out on missions."

Ron biting his nails replied to Wade, "Sorry, but the Ron man is behind on rent. And he needs cash pronto to maintain his naco habit and a place to live."

Wade stroked his chin, "What about Yori? She's pretty good on a mission."

Ron replied snapping in the direction of Yori's favorite training mat, "Went with Amelia and Penny to slay the ninja gorilla horde that was pissing of the Lord of Turtle Shells."

Wade asked him looking around, "What about Zita?"

Ron pointed at the game table the lass was known to love perpetually, "Went to save a panda from a barbarian party with Hope, Crystal and Marcella. That way she can get a new board game that she's been practially dying for. Slash 'em up Zombies the RPG."

Wade looked at Ms. Possible's table to see that she was not there, "And let me guess, Ms. Possible is with Ms. Porter on a mission."

A nod from Ron supplied the answer that Wade dreaded. Wade was all out of options. Ms. Possible was like a mom to Ron and would help him out in a jam. If she had known how desperate he was.

Wade shook his head to Ron, "Guess you're all out of luck. Most of the other members don't want to do missions with you, Ron. I'm afraid, you'll have to cut the nacos."

Crying out in drama Ron grabbed Wade by the collar as he fell to his knees, "NOOO! I can't cut my nacos! I just can't!"

The doors to the guild building slammed open with a tanned brunette huffing angrily. Her teal eyes radiating with mana from the adrenaline she was getting from her angered state. She ranted in anger at the blonde who was behind her slightly frightened, "I can't believe you wanted to give that family my drop item."

Tara replied to Bonnie, "It was my drop item, Bonnie."

Bonnie turned to Tara having blue fire appear on her right hand, "You would be no where without me. You'd be dead from those giant war penguins if I didn't come with you. You owed me that drop item."

Tara uttered back, "But, I was just fine fighting several of them myself. I don't always have to give you drop items that I earn after each mission do I?"

Growling Bonnie stomped forward, "Listen here, you're only as good as you are cause I helped you get to where you are. That means you owe me drop items when I say you owe me drop items. You couldn't last ten minutes on a mission even with Stoppable distracting a single goblin by offering himself up as a meal just so you could get away."

Tara looked frightened slightly as she slinked back, "Ron's not like that and neither am I."

Ron just looked from afar not hearing anything Tara whimpered. Just Bonnie's rants of how she was better than basically everyone. Gripping his fist he marched towards her. Putting on a smile he jumped in between Bonnie and Tara.

"Yeah, I mean she'd make it back. But, so would anyone partnered up with me, am I right?" Spoke jovially.

Wade looked in awe speaking to himself, "Ron, what are you-"

Ron grinned as he looked to Tara, "So, would you like to go on a mission with me? We could pick an easy one. I mean, with your pollen magic and flower magic we could easily take on any F rank mission. Maybe even E."

Bonnie tched as she said dismissively, "Just what you would expect from Stoppable. Fs are for Losers."

Tara looked down as Ron grinned at her, "Eh, easy money is easy money."

Seeing the uneasiness in Tara's will Jessica smiled looking at her aura. Jessica was one of the scrap wisards that had emotional manipulation magic. And with the sip of a heavily caffeinated coffee sending a surge of adrenaline through her body. Her eyes flashed as she had white energy flash from her hand, "Mood Love and Protectiveness."

Tara had an aura of the white energy surround her. It slowly was consumed by a pink plague. The energy zapped her eyes as she opened them and smiled looking at Ron dreamily, "You're right, easy money is easy money. We should find one that should be real easy. Oh and no monkeys."

Ron's eyes widen as he nodded rapidly, "Yeah yeah yeah, no monkeys. That's a good idea."

Tara wrapped her arms around Ron's right arm as the pair walked up to the mission board. Tara smiled as she grabbed one of the board. Wade read it to the pair surprised about Tara's new mood, "Uh, it's a mission to retrieve a red gem from the "belly" of a Gem Eating Slime. F rank mission. There will be multiple Gem Eating Slimes that may only have emeralds, sapphires, diamonds, topazes, amethysts or opals. Ruby may not be the first one you come across. I hope you are aware of that."

Tara nodded as he replied to him, "Yuppers, with Ron's Lotus Blade spell and my various root and vine offensive spells. We should have one by tomorrow morning. Plus, all those extra gems will make a small fortune if we get good quality gems."

-In the Woods-

Ron screamed as he ran away from a blue slime that had several small opals and topazes floating inside of it. Energy keep popping out of his eyes as he tried to desperately run from the monster. Leaping he screamed out gripping his right hand and spinning around, "Lotus Blade!"

A ninjaken appeared in his right hand as he spun around in the air. Coming for a landing the blade swiped through the slime's "head" just as Ron's feet touched the Earth's crust. Whimpering he held the ninjaken in front of him and thrust forward hollering a pansys warcry.

Tara leaped into action as the ninjaken stabbed the front of the slime's body. Sending energy into it that bubbled the slime's body. The damage wasn't enough to cause the center of the slime where the thicker fluid congealed to be damaged. Tara thrust out her hand as yellow energy flashed from her eyes as vines came from her left outstreched arm, "Sol Ray!"

From the end of the vines blossomed a giant yellow petaled flower. The flower three times the size of a person's head opened with a reflective center. The center unleashed a beam of light that boiled the slime's outer layer on impact. The ray drilled through the slime until it bathed the center of the slime.

The pierce of the Lotus Blade had sent ripples through the slime. But, combined with the efforts of Tara's Sol Ray, the ripples turned to waves. Breaking the slime into bouncing blobs of slime and splashes of ooze that rested as puddles. Like the flesh of an exploded swine, the slime burst out into a spray and blobs of slime. Sending topazes and opals in all directions.

Ron pumped his right fist with a smile, "Booyah!"

Tara smiled at Ron's behavior. While, Ron and Tara had just arrived on the small jungle. They had already taken on two slimes. And while Ron wasn't the maniliest of men. He had his own charm and would fight back if he had to.