A/N: If you can't tell already my other story 'Ridiculous' is on temporary hiatus because of the fact that my muse is kinda forcing me to do this story. First off. The Incredibles. The movie that over the summer my little brothers forced me to watch about… a thousand and six times. And you try watching the movie that many times and not notice how syndrome is kinda a cutie. Call me weird or whatever. Second and Final note before I dive right into this story is that it's a Syndrom X OC story. Not that I have anything against synlet I in fact like it very much. I even tried to cast violet as the janitor but I just couldn't see her that way. And without further ado read and review. (and once again, LOL rhyme-age)

Chapter 1

Knock, knock, knock

"Lily wake up! I know you're in there!" the unwitting victim yelled out to me.

Knock, knock, knock

"Lily! Dammit girl get up now! There is someone here to see you!" the voice yelled out again. Damn she is annoying.

My eyes slammed open. It was Megan, one of the orphanage volunteers. I was older then her and she just loved to boss me around.

Someone here to see me? But who? I turn 18 tomorrow so I doubt that I'm finally getting adopted.

Knock, knock, KNOCK!!!

"I'm coming! I'm coming! Just let me get some clothes on and I'll be right there!"

"Fine! But hurry the hell up! looked like she was about to piss her pants when she told me to come get you. So hurry up and get to her office." She sounded annoyed and soon after stomped off in the direction of the kitchen. Figures she's probably almost bankrupted the orphanage eating all of our food. It was all us orphans little inside joke. I gave a small smile. I grabbed some random articles of clothing from the floor and performed the sniff test on them. Deeming them suitable I rushed to throw them on along with my favorite blue chucks and jogged on my way to Ms. Grey's office.

The door was slightly open when I arrived and I could hear talking to some mystery visitor in her 'please dear god just adopt this child and leave because I don't think I could stand another minute around these parentless bottom feeders'.

"I really have no idea what is taking that child so long" she said in her over cheery voice. I shuddered. She was talking about me. And I was getting quite nervous with how Megan and were acting today. I hope nothing is going on because I'm looking forward to finally being out on my own.

"Oh look! Here she is. Silly girl sneaking about is something I thought I've told you to stop my dear" Drat. I had been found out by the Grey Dragon herself.

"Now, ah this is the girl I believe fits your needs perfectly. Not only that, but she is also not shy to physical labor" My eyes widened. Holy crap. What the hell is going on here? I swear to god if is selling my off as a sex slave I am going to be so pissed.

"Yes I see, I do believe that she will get her job done well for the boss" the mysterious unseen stranger said. It was a woman. She sounded very pretty I already felt weird and now I was just getting a little more than unnerved. "Now if you will please produce her papers, school records, social security card and any other form of identification then I will be on my way with the girl" that wasn't suspicious at all, nope.

shuffled around a little and handed the woman, who I now saw was fairly tan and had platinum blond hair, all of the aforementioned articles. The woman then brought out a fairly nice and shiny lighter opened the top and flicked the wheel, producing a little flame. She brought it up close to the documents in her hand lit the tip of it on fire. My eyes widened even more. What the hell is going on here? She dropped the flaming papers into the metal wastebasket and wiped her hands as if she had just done some extremely tedious task.

did not even seem phased by the spectacle before her.

The woman turned towards me and said "Now, Lily is it? Pack up everything you can and meet me in front of the building in 20 minutes. It's the black car. Tinted windows. I'm sure it will stick out to you, since I doubt you have even seen a house worth that much. And remember 20 minutes, you will be briefed on your job in the car on the way to the airport."

Car? Tinted windows? Did she just insult me? And airport? What the hell?

"Wait a minute, what the hell-" I inserted.

"No questions until you are briefed, now run along and pack" Damn, bitch.

But not wanting to anger Malibu Barbie any further I turned around and rushed out to my room. Curious eyes followed my every move. We didn't get many non-potential parent visitors here and since I was the oldest one here I doubt they thought I was finally getting adopted.

I slipped into my room and looked around. Damn this place is a mess. But no time to think I miss be quick and pack. I was getting myself kind of excited. This was a new future a new adventure. A chance to get away from the place I was forced to call a home for the past 15 years. I grabbed my duffel bag from under my bed and stuffed clothes into it. Once I had gathered most of my frequently worn articles I grabbed a random assortment of knickknacks, books and other random bits of junk.

I glanced at my wrist. Then realized I had no reason to since I didn't have a watch on. Let alone have I ever owned a watch. Instead I glanced over at the alarm clock. Done with three minutes to spare. Just enough time to say a quick goodbye to the little ones. They were always my favorites. What can I say? I loved kids. I hoped to have a least one of my own one day.

I practically sprinted into the nursery and took a couple of seconds each to say goodbye to each of the little kids.

"Make sure you little fuckers be good so you can get out of this hole okay?" I whispered to the last one. Jasper. He was a new addition to this little family. He gave me a clueless, toothless, baby smile. I smiled back. Then ran out the door. I was running on an excess of energy. I was way to hyper right now. Running was a good way to get out energy.

"Bye, !" I yelled behind me as I rushed through the front door. And right there. Just as whats-her-face said it would be, was the fancy looking car, tinted windows. The door opened.

"Are you coming are do we need to find a replacement for you already?" the same woman asked.

"Um, no. Uh, of course not" I stuttered.

"Well then get in, I'm sure you have enough brain compactly to at least do that." Ouch.

I stepped into the car and I must say it was a pretty kickass car. Across from me stood the woman from the office. The door shut and the car started driving forward.

"Now, to begin with, my name is Mirage. And as off a couple of minutes ago in your charming 's office, you don't exist. And neither do I. Well according to the government that is." She gave a smile.

She continued. "Now you have been chosen for a needed position for an employer of mine." From the floor of the car popped up an incredibly awesome looking holographic map.

"epic" I whispered.

"Now, you will now be living on an island known only as Nomanisan." It popped up on the screen. Epic-er. "your job although small is very important. You will be the bases new custodial manager."

"So basically I'm just a glorified janitor?" I said, tone flat.

"Yes, you are" she replied.

"So, I'm going to go around cleaning…what exactly?"

"The base, you know. Moping Corridors, dusting every now and then. Making sure the place is clean enough to be livable. Speaking of, you will be living in the high profile quarters, permanently. You will be paid although I have no idea what you would spend any money on since you will not be permitted to go off the island that often." She paused to take a breath. "And it would be in your best interest if you were to stay away from the boss, a man known as Syndrome to you and everyone else."

"Ma'am yes ma'am" I said sarcasticly. Mirage seemed to take no notice.

"Now, we will be spending a couple more minutes in the car, then which you will be transported to a jet which will take you straight to a Nomanisan air hanger. There a guard will be waiting for you, and he will take you to your quarters. You will start your job tomorrow morning. A list of areas you will work on as well as the product you will use will be available. Also some places you have restricted access to. You will know what areas you are allowed to go into by your security clearance. If a door does not open for you, you are not allowed in that area. Is that clear?" she stated. She likes to talk a lot.

"Crystal ma'am"

I spent the rest of the drive daydreaming and the while plane ride doing the same. When I stepped foot off the plane and into the hanger. I was at the mouth of the hanger and had a good view of the volcano that I guess I would be living in. I shielded my eyes from the sun and took a nice long look.

"pretty nice place they got here. Don'cha think?" I asked a random guard in the vicinity. I simply stood still and acted as if I hadn't said anything at all.

"Very well said" I said to my unanswered comrade. And turned around and followed the person who was supposed to take me to my new quarters.