Monty Python: Look, Tolkien, this is good and all, but I have a few suggestions.
J.R.R. Tolkien: Really? Like what.
Monty Python: Well. . . .
And thus the fabled meeting of Monty Python and J.R.R. Tolkien came to be, and together they created one of the most disturbing stories on the face of the earth. The following is that story.
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A/N: I know, short intro, but what're you gonna do, huh? I don't own the Lord of the Rings, though I practically worship it. D I really need to reread the books, but for the benefit of those who have only seen the movies (bastards, really, what was with Legolas in the movie? Now he's got a bad rep for Orlando, you dumb ass! Though Gimli was awesome. . .) I'll do scenes you guys will know. Enjoy!