Near looked at the computer screen. "Bleh!!!" He said making a face when he saw in a summarry "May incluede some NearXMello" and kept scrolling down. "Ask the death note characters?" He asked himself curiously. He read all 8 chapters and then began angerly typing in a review. Mello walked into the room watching Near type away. "Uhhh Near, What the?" He asked. "I am pointing out Errors in reviews to these so-called 'Stories' on a site called " He said. "Oh no Near what have you done!?" Mello yelled. "Correcting Grammar and other errors." He pointed out in a Matter-Of-Factly tone. "Near you big-head!!!!!! Their the writers! They can control us! They can make you. . .I dunno. . . Like Misa!!!!!!!!" Mello yelled. "So?" Near said. "It gets worse!!" Mello added dramaticly. "They can take away EVERYTHING! They can make YOU the new Kira! They can take away matts video games! They can take away MY Chocolate!!!!!!!!!" Mello yelled as he ran over to the laptop. "Tell me, Who did you review?" Asked Mello."Some girl. Named 'YuzukiraBirthday' and this story is SO unrealistic its almost enough to make ME Puke!" Near replied and then Mello`s Eyes went wide with horror and shock. "NEAR WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?!!?!?!?! SHE`S THE ONE WRITING THIS STORY! SHE CAN MAKE YOU END UP LIKE ME! Which isn`t bad by the way!" He said. "So? Why not switch places for a day."
"It gets worse!" Mello said to near. "She can even take away. . . " He paused dramaticly. "YOUR TOYS!" Mello shouted. "OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Near. Too late. The review was already sent and I got it. When I read it I fumed with anger. "NEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled. "Yes?!" He asked looking around franticly. "I am the writer so PAY BACK TIME!" I said. "OH NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~" He yelled. "OH YES!" I replied. Then suddenly every toy Near had ever had was erased from the story. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!" He yelled dramaticly. "Cause when you give me a flame, And I`m writing your story, YOU GET BURNED!" I said. "PLEAS GIVE THEM BACK! I WON`T SURVIVE! I`LL END UP LIKE. . . LIKE. . . LIGHT!" He yelled. Scared of what might happen if he turned out like kira. "Well you shouldn`t have reviewed! I know eveything about you!" I said. And then got an evil idea. I then made a toy appear Near started eating it. Suprisingly he didn`t choke. "THIS IS HIGHLY ILLOGICAL~!" He yelled holding back the tears of unhappiness. "Mello?" I said. "Yes!?" He asked in a scared voice. "Thanks for being a good boy and telling him the consiquences!" I said as a chocolate bar started floating in mid-air and had wings. It was his favorite type of chocolate too! "CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled and ran after the chocolate bar. "Was that chocolate bar just floating?" Asked Matt as he walked into the room. Near wasn`t speaking. He was too afraid of what I might do to him if he did. "Near whats wrong?" Asked Matt. "The authoress is a Powerful person. . . " Near said. Eyes wide and not even touching his hair, or the laptop. Then "The Cupycake Song" started playing from the laptop. Near held either side of his head and screamed. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He yelled. He tried to get up but for some reason he couldn`t. "Help!" He yelled. "No! I`m not messing with the writer unlike SOMEBODY did!" Matt said. He then walked out of the room. And that Anime characters, Is why you should never mess with the writer!