How to Annoy Zuko: Angsty Prince of the Fire Nation
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Tell Iroh he needs help with girls.
Tell Mai he prefers Ty Lee and they will be in his room.
Tell Ty Lee and Zuko to go to his room. SEPRATELY
Throw a rock a Toph and blame it on Zuko, or Vice Versa.
Shave his head in his sleep and right on the back "Cue Ball"
Cover his clothes with peanut butter.
Convince everyone to wear make-up over their eye to make it look like a certain scar.
Put a blue arrow on his forehead.
Steal ALL of his clothes and towels while he is bathing and give him one outfit that belongs to Ty Lee, Mai, or Azula.
Make sure Azula, Mai and Ty Lee see him in said outfit.
Pour warm water on his crotch while he is sleeping.
Cut off Azula's top-knot and blame it on Zuko.
Put a turtle-duck in his pants, preferable while he is in them.
Convince Iroh to give Zuko the "Sex Talk"
Put 24 teabags in Zuko's bath.
Scream "Angst!" and point to Zuko every time he tries to talk.
Wear his Blue Spirit mask as a cup.
Get him to wear the mask before telling him what you did to it.
Steal Sokka's boomerang and blame it on Zuko.
Tell Sokka that Zutara is canon.
Throw random things at him.
Get Ty lee drunk and lock Zuko in the same room as her.
Call him "Lee" every chance you get.
Set fire to Zuko's ponytail.
Get Azula drunk and lock Zuko in the same room as her.
Complain about his Daddy issues in his face.
Were an Ozai mask and call him "Son".
Give him an Ozai sock puppet and call it his new Daddy.