If you don't like yaoi or gay pairings or pairings involving Sasuke or pairings that don't involve now canon pairings, don't read this shit. Also contains OOCness. You've been warned.

"Deidara, where is Kisame?" Itachi asked Deidara who was watching tv in the living room.

"How the hell should I know, un?" He said as he turned the tv when his show went on commercial. "He's not my partner."

"I'll remember that when you're looking for Tobi," said Itachi annoyed. Deidara didn't respond and Itachi continued on his search. None of the other members had seen the shark anywhere since breakfast except Zetsu who had spoken to him earlier. It was a requirement to speak to Zetsu before leaving the hideout so of course Itachi checked with him to see if he had left. Indeed he had although he had told Zetsu he was going out for an hour and he had been gone for 4 instead.

"Then why didn't you tell me?"

"To tell you the truth I don't care what you people do in your spare time," He retorted. "You're all expendable anyways."

"I didn't say..."

"What he meant to say was that Kisame said that if he wasn't back in an hour, don't go looking for him," replied the more polite part of Zetsu. "He does that often. The blue bastard doesn't even check in. It's concerning at first glance, but he does come back fine so I guess there's nothing to worry about."

"Often?" Itachi raised a brow. It was none of his business what Kisame did in his spare time but something felt off about him being gone for 4 hours and not checking in. He came back fine, yes, but what the heck was he doing for 4 hours that prevented him from checking in with Zetsu? Itachi thanked Zetsu for his time and went for a walk. Since Kisame wasn't here to spar with he may as well go for a walk. The walk was pretty uneventful but at least it was a pretty day and the animals were lively. The birds were chirping, the squirrels were out running through the trees in the forest, and someone was getting fucked. Wait what?!

Itachi's ears picked up moaning from a male in the forest and it sounded pretty near. His first instinct was to keep walking and pretend as if he didn't hear it, but the reason why he didn't was because the male was moaning his partner's name. That right there stopped Itachi in his tracks. What was some stranger doing moaning his partner's name unless...

Itachi's curiosity got the best of him and he looked for the source and found someone he would suspected the least. It was Sasuke, his little brother, making that noise and...oh geez! Of all the things Sasuke could be doing, why that?! Itachi quickly backed away and took off for the hideout. Suddenly a walk didn't seem like a good idea after all.

Kisame arrived at the base later on and was whistling as he went into the room, taking off his cloak and shoes. Before he could greet his partner, to his surprise, Itachi spoke to him first. "Kisame, have you met my brother before?"

"Your brother?" Kisame looked confused. Why was Itachi asking about his brother all of a sudden? "Uh well yeah. We kind of met when we went to Konoha that one time, remember?"

"Yeah."

"What made you ask?"

"Well it's just that..." He wondered if he should share this information with Kisame. They were a lot more closer than the other members and Kisame was always telling him stuff even if Itachi was the only one just listening. "I saw Sasuke today..."

"Oh? What happened?" He asked sitting down on his bed as Itachi turned a red color. Why the heck was he blushing for? Did Sasuke pull down his pants or something? Actually that would be pretty interesting to see and probably pretty damn funny.

"I saw him uh touching himself," He finally admitted after a while.

"Oh!" Kisame understood why Itachi was blushing now. If he had walked in on someone touching themselves he'd be blushing too.

"And he was moaning...a name."

"Your's!?"

"What? No...no...it was your's."

Kisame smirked at him and Itachi, for the first time in his life, wanted to punch his partner in the face. "Oh is that all?"

"I will come over there and wipe that smirk off your face!" growled Itachi. "It was already embarrassing enough seeing him touch himself!"

"I apologize," said Kisame trying his best not to let the smirk stay on his face. "It's not everyday you hear..."

"Let me stop you right there, Kisame. I like you more than everyone likes their partners. Don't fuck that up."

"Ooh Itachi," said Kisame with that shit eating grin on his face. "I didn't know you felt that way. Don't let Sasuke know. He'll get jealous and think we're together."

Itachi was 5 seconds away from punching the blue man and luckily Kisame went into the bathroom before he could do anything. Kisame wasn't taking this seriously though it could have been worse he supposed. He was just teasing him about it. Still though, that wasn't something you teased someone about especially since Itachi couldn't find himself laughing about the situation at hand. The only thing positive he could say was that the younger Uchiha had grown into a handsome young man though he wished he had seen him under different circumstances.